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Alyssa Barna

@abarna.bsky.social
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Music theorist, ass prof @UMN music. Public music theory, popular music, telling it like it is. she/her

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Alyssa Barna @abarna.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I went to undergrad in Ithaca and my many years of screaming “NOT CORNELL” under my breath are validated this week
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Alyssa Barna @abarna.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
The catalog description for my popular music course
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Megan Non Brevis @theorymeg.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Hear me out: sometimes it’s nice to learn about something just because … it’s fun and interesting! College is not supposed to be about optimizing yourself for A Career with no detours. It’s supposed to be an opportunity to learn and grow *as a human being* — much of which happens outside your major.
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Alyssa Barna @abarna.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Trying to teach my Minnesotan almost two-year-old to say “I’m walkin’ here!” in a flamboyant New York accent, but she doesn’t have the whole thing down yet so she’s just running around screaming “I’m walkin’, I’m walkin’!!” Like yes, queen, you are.
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Alyssa Barna @abarna.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Sooo close
A US map showing I only have four ish states left to visit (AK, AL, MS, MT)
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Alyssa Barna @abarna.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Why is writing a conclusion the hardest thing in the world?
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jessamyn @librarian.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
I work at a public library. People who want to use AI seem to have no trouble doing so. People who don't want to use AI have a harder time. I crowdsourced and then finalized this document "How to disable or avoid intrusive AI" and then gave it a short URL: notoai.org Please pass along if it's useful
An aircraft passenger oxygen mask: a drop down passenger mask with air bag and yellow plastic mouth and nose cover, oxygen tube has been cut; Demonstration model used by flight attendant crew for passenger instruction. Has text on the side indicating that it's non-functional.
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Alyssa Barna @abarna.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Oh my GOD
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Alyssa Barna @abarna.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
“Call Me Maybe,” Carly Rae Jepsen (2011)
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 06/07/2026
I can't believe taking the mexican chicken baguette off the greggs menu worked
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Alyssa Barna @abarna.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
I hope they can track down Adele’s vocal coach before the next match
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Alyssa Barna @abarna.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
vamos
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Alyssa Barna @abarna.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
it is over for u bitches
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Alyssa Barna @abarna.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
I just got to Maine for the weekend! Anything I should know? Anything going on over here? No? Okay.
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
Can you imagine if that guy heard a metaphor? He’d be like get out of here Warlock!!!!
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Alyssa Barna @abarna.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
Stumbled into a deli in a gas station (always a good sign) and was forced fed falafel by an older Lebanese gentleman. It’s been too long since someone handed me food and said something like YOU MUST EAT.
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Alyssa Barna @abarna.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
Can’t tell if this would be about my work or the students
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Alyssa Barna @abarna.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
Join us for this workshop next week if you’re in Minnesota! cla.umn.edu/statistics/n...
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Music, Capitalism, and AI
RAAFT hosts an interdisciplinary conference on AI and the music industry, exploring streaming, automation, and the evolving political economy of music.
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Alyssa Barna @abarna.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
I bought cork grease for the first time in maybe 8 years, and just almost used it as chapstick. Some things never change.
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Alyssa Barna @abarna.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
I would be happy to administer a turkey ear training exam across the plaza
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Alyssa Barna @abarna.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
How many times have *you* cried about Carroll the moon spot today?
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Alyssa Barna @abarna.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
How many times have *you* cried about Carroll the moon spot today?
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Alyssa Barna @abarna.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
I know it’s not “cool” to love the ~empire~ that is UConn Women’s Basketball but I am literally from Connecticut and I’m a little bit sad.
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Alyssa Barna @abarna.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
I think I just set a new PR going through TSA at MSP
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Alyssa Barna @abarna.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
I am begging you, please stop saying “seminal” or “discharge” in your conference submissions
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Alyssa Barna @abarna.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
Jonny Greenwood was robbed, the soundtrack to One Battle After Another was insane
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Alyssa Barna @abarna.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
Happy De La Soul day to those who celebrate youtu.be/5AVYDHTOixU
youtu.be
De La Soul: Tiny Desk Concert
YouTube video by NPR Music
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Stacey Burns @wentrogue.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
Treat yourself to some of joy from A Bar of Their Own 🥇
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Alyssa Barna @abarna.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
“I like to shake my ass in F# Major”—a thing I said in class today. Twice.
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Alyssa Barna @abarna.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
I virtually never pay attention to lyrics in pop music, why would I start now
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ArtButMakeItSports @artbutmakeitsports.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
The Sermon on the Mount, by Beryl Lewis, before 1965, 📸 by @ScottStrazzante
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Alyssa Barna @abarna.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
Thank you Benito, for the music and also helping us gringas practice Spanish
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Alyssa Barna @abarna.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
I know they were probably $800 but why is Jack Antonoff wearing jeans
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Alyssa Barna @abarna.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
Carole King looks like a music theory professor
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Alyssa Barna @abarna.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
Me: “who the hell is working sound for this Grammys broadcast?” My spouse: “B@ri Weiss, of course”
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MN Mike @fiveman.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
10/10 ICE protest sign
Protest sign from MN that says, “DEARLY BELOVED.
WE ARE GATHERED HERE TODAY
TODISMANTLE THIS THING CALLED ICE.” with a picture of Prince in the left hand lower corner.
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billcsajko.bsky.social @billcsajko.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
Ice luminaries on Lake Nokomis, which is on a flight path from MSP airport. #ICEout
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Alyssa Barna @abarna.bsky.social · 17/01/2026
Meanwhile…
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Alyssa Barna @abarna.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
Hello from Minneapolis
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Peggy Flanagan @peggyflanagan.bsky.social · 18/12/2025
I miss my friend, Melissa. This is a beautiful piece about her life. 💚 🌳 www.rollingstone.com/politics/pol...
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Melissa Hortman Died in a Shocking Act of Political Violence. This Is the Story of Her Life
Melissa Hortman died in a shocking act of political violence. This is her story
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Nate Holdren @nhold.bsky.social · 11/12/2025
someone should invent a thing that's like a university but it's goal is to facilitate learning
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Alyssa Barna @abarna.bsky.social · 18/11/2025
Why is every goddamn band for pop artists artist all male? You’re telling me you can’t find one lady who plays an instrument?
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Alyssa Barna @abarna.bsky.social · 12/11/2025
Sorry #amsmt25 folks you missed the Minneapolis northern lights by 2 days
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Alyssa Barna @abarna.bsky.social · 09/11/2025
I miss all my #amsmt25 friends already. Thank you for coming to Minneapolis! The end of the conference is pretty anticlimactic when you live here.
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Megan Lavengood @meganlavengood.com · 06/11/2025
Hey, I feel like they're not publicizing this much, but SMT is doing free livestreams of selected sessions. Info is gathered here: minneapolis2025.ams-smt.org/smt-hybrid-s... #amsmt25
chart version of the info on the linked page
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Alyssa Barna @abarna.bsky.social · 21/10/2025
It’s not a day that ends in Y until a tiny hand is dunked inside your first cup of coffee
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Alyssa Barna @abarna.bsky.social · 26/09/2025
Does every musician parent think that their slightly musical baby is a genius? Asking for me.
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Alyssa Barna @abarna.bsky.social · 21/09/2025
Why Dave Matthews talk like that
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Alyssa Barna @abarna.bsky.social · 04/09/2025
I watch this weekly 😭 www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZkPS...
youtube.com
Come Back, Barack - SNL
YouTube video by Saturday Night Live
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Alyssa Barna @abarna.bsky.social · 16/08/2025
I beg you: please stop calling them “faculty retreats” when it’s just a mandatory six-hour faculty meeting in the same building you spend all your time in anyway.
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