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abageddon

@abageddon.bsky.social
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muscle pulls @muscleskoals.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
every day you have to learn about 2-3 new guys who are viscerally off-putting
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abageddon @abageddon.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
this is why i don’t drive. too much time alone to ponder
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abageddon @abageddon.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
i’m currently so mentally unwell i saw horses running in a field and had to pull over to cry
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abageddon @abageddon.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
it’s 11am and i’ve already ate two corn dogs. life can be really beautiful sometimes
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Kelina1080 @kelina1080.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
Capcom knew what they were doing… anyways have this poorly made meme on ibispaintx i did #residentevilrequiem #meme
Image (edited by me) of a scientist whose face is covered up with capcom’s logo, they’re holding flasks while pouring liquid that has the colors of the bisexual flag (blue, purple and pink) while they hold a image of leon scott kennedy (resident evil requiem) on the other hand. The captions read as follow: top caption “capcom when creating leon”, bottom caption “The bisexuals are gonna eat this up”.
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ceej @ceej.online · 15/02/2026
I used to pick up a frog like every day. what has happened
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abageddon @abageddon.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
for you.. free 😌 for anyone else.. one zillion dollars 🤑
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abageddon @abageddon.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
i was the guy🧍🏻‍♂️
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ash s. @housegoblin.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
sorry for being cringe I'm trying to enjoy being alive
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abageddon @abageddon.bsky.social · 02/01/2026
this year is gonna be different boys i can feel it
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Cate Young @ninjacate.blacksky.app · 19/11/2025
it's like how in the hunger games, the rich people in the Capitol had nothing better to do so they started making themselves look like cats and dyeing their skin blue. for fashion.
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abageddon @abageddon.bsky.social · 20/11/2025
new hunger games trailer dropped. screaming crying puking
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abageddon @abageddon.bsky.social · 14/11/2025
the horde of children that live next door got a megaphone and are practicing how to whistle through it. this is fine
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muscle pulls @muscleskoals.bsky.social · 30/09/2025
seasonal affective heads are noting that it's fully dark at quarter after 7 and deeply sighing
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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 17/09/2025
you may need a tank to think but i guess im built different
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drew 🔜 GeekGirl Con @imodrew.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
If standing up against fascism is what cost me my dream job I held for 10 years, I would do it again 100x stronger
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muscle pulls @muscleskoals.bsky.social · 30/08/2025
the brown chips in gardetttos deserve a big cultural moment. those mfs have never once let you down
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abageddon @abageddon.bsky.social · 31/08/2025
too bad so sad
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clare @sadderlizards.bsky.social · 29/08/2025
i don’t know what i’m doing with my life i was supposed to be born as a mushroom growing out of a log
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abageddon @abageddon.bsky.social · 30/08/2025
well i love you and i think you are already a good friend so jot that down press it into your forehead and absorb it in your brain FOREVER!!
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abageddon @abageddon.bsky.social · 31/07/2025
don’t you worry as of this morning i am caught UP!!
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abageddon @abageddon.bsky.social · 31/07/2025
love
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lukelukeluke @lukelukeluke.bsky.social · 02/11/2023
Practicing self care by lying on the forest floor until the roots of the trees and mushrooms pierce my body and accept me into their nutrient web
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abageddon @abageddon.bsky.social · 30/07/2025
be kind
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abageddon @abageddon.bsky.social · 29/07/2025
bunnies jumping on trampoline
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abageddon @abageddon.bsky.social · 28/07/2025
fell for an ai video gonna kms
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clare @sadderlizards.bsky.social · 21/07/2025
i was taxidermied in a past life
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clare @sadderlizards.bsky.social · 17/07/2025
i think i need some kind of exorcism
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more mr. spice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
putting together a team of rivals to kick my ass
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clare @sadderlizards.bsky.social · 12/07/2025
i’m gonna wander into your life and stick around forever. like a stray cat
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abageddon @abageddon.bsky.social · 11/07/2025
my tiny kitchen spider made his home inside the faucet so every time i turn on the sink he falls down and i have to catch him and put him back. he’s so dumb i love him so much
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clare @sadderlizards.bsky.social · 10/07/2025
watch out i’ll be attacking you during the full moon tonight
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clare @sadderlizards.bsky.social · 20/06/2025
hold on i’m plugging your voice into my bird call identifier app
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clare @sadderlizards.bsky.social · 30/05/2025
you can’t look at the moon she’s mine
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abageddon @abageddon.bsky.social · 03/06/2025
seeing a man in flip flops genuinely ruins my day
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clare @sadderlizards.bsky.social · 01/06/2025
i’m actually going to fix my life this month. or maybe make it worse we’ll see
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abageddon @abageddon.bsky.social · 26/05/2025
would you like me to grab my sword and meet them in a dark alley at night 🤺 i personally would like to grab my sword and meet them in a dark alley at night 🤺
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clare @sadderlizards.bsky.social · 25/05/2025
i gotta go i have to return to the Fog
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abageddon @abageddon.bsky.social · 11/05/2025
just realized every time i recommend something for a friend to watch it ends up emotionally devastating them. i have some apologies to make i fear
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abageddon @abageddon.bsky.social · 22/04/2025
i will be 70 still thinking about joel miller and how much i love him btw
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abageddon @abageddon.bsky.social · 17/04/2025
imagine me dropping to my knees throwing my head back and screaming SEDATE ME PLEASE SOMEBODY SEDATE ME SEDATE ME!!!!!
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abageddon @abageddon.bsky.social · 06/04/2025
doesn’t he have like 5 kids he could talk to instead of bothering you 😐 i’m going to curse him
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abageddon @abageddon.bsky.social · 06/04/2025
so what i’m hearing is they’re cowardly quitters
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abageddon @abageddon.bsky.social · 05/04/2025
pH ruining kind of fabric
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abageddon @abageddon.bsky.social · 05/04/2025
i think i need to start beating people up maybe?? 🤨
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clare @sadderlizards.bsky.social · 05/04/2025
getting ready to clock in for my shift at the becoming really anxious over everything factory
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savigurumi @omgsavy.bsky.social · 31/03/2025
ever since hearing spookie coochie in 2020 i’ve been locked in
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abageddon @abageddon.bsky.social · 28/03/2025
i’m sick of being the mayor of frown town
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abageddon @abageddon.bsky.social · 25/03/2025
jesus fucking christ he can’t be SERIOUS!!!!
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