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Jregory Eels IV

@aaleiv.bsky.social

171 followers 125 following 4.8K posts

florida man. 🏳️‍⚧️. former paralegal. currently studying for the LSAT. very, very tired.

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Jregory Eels IV @aaleiv.bsky.social · 2h

I guess this means I'm gonna HAVE to clean up my act now...

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Endless Screaming @infinitescream.bsky.social · 2h

AHHHHHHHHHHH

Jregory Eels IV @aaleiv.bsky.social · 5h

oh no too real

Jregory Eels IV @aaleiv.bsky.social · 6h

My dad just sent me "We are very proud of you" in German and I think that's the first time he's ever said that to me

Jregory Eels IV @aaleiv.bsky.social · 14h

TAKE THAT, PEGGY LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Jregory Eels IV @aaleiv.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

@anyuse.bsky.social is too good for this world

Jregory Eels IV @aaleiv.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

I get my LSAT score tomorrow

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make up a guy @makeupaguy.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

guy who i keep in my basement and exclusively feed dippin dots and monster energy drinks

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ColdChef @coldchef.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Free mantras. Take what you need.

Gravestone reading, “I am not here. ”

Gravestone reading, “I do not sleep”

Gravestone reading, “I am wherever you are”

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Hoosier Homer is reading With Zeal & With Bayonet Only by Spring @hoosierhomer.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

i do not have the bandwidth to worry about an impending financial crisis i do not have the bandwidth to worry about an impending financial crisis i do not have the bandwidth to worry about an impending financial crisis i do not have the bandwidth to worry about an impending financial crisis i do hav

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𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚁𝚞𝚝𝚑𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚜 @unfitz.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Autocorrect changed intimate to inanimate and now I’m sexting with a really hot toaster

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Bil Skirnir @astro-kraken.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Never underestimate a cat's ability to step exactly on a surgical incision.

Jregory Eels IV @aaleiv.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Alright it's official, I told my uncle I was gonna drive to Alabama and he said "no you will not" and got me a plane ticket with his miles. So I'll be going up the 10th and coming back the 12th.

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Ennie @anyuse.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

This is how I sext:

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aran 🏳️‍⚧️ @aranaya.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

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my ordinary life @calne.ca · 27/09/2026

im very busy

Jregory Eels IV @aaleiv.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Unfortunately I have, on multiple occasions, gotten the NCAA and the NAACP confused.

Jregory Eels IV @aaleiv.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

does anyone know of a good free PDF editor? My boss sent me some HR forms to fill out and told me I gotta get it in by the end of the day but I don't have a PDF editor or a printer

Jregory Eels IV @aaleiv.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

I think I might have food poisoning

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Ennie @anyuse.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

This is exactly how

Jregory Eels IV @aaleiv.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

This has to be a psyop

Jregory Eels IV @aaleiv.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

This is just how I've always reacted to pop culture

Jregory Eels IV @aaleiv.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

I hope it's me who gets the root beer

Jregory Eels IV @aaleiv.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

This is how I sext

Jregory Eels IV @aaleiv.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Learning about bankruptcy this week in my business law class and there's so much talk about discharge

Jregory Eels IV @aaleiv.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

...oh no, too real (My mom would have some THOUGHTS on the sleeveless dress discourse...)

Jregory Eels IV @aaleiv.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

I always thought she just wanted cheese but you know what...

Jregory Eels IV @aaleiv.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Guess who's going back to Alabama on the 9th probably

Jregory Eels IV @aaleiv.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Did some drilling just to have something to do. It made me feel a little better.

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we have elizabeth at home @spindlypete.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

you shouldn't take an iced coffee to a job interview because you shouldn't be trying to get a job. you should be digging an enormous pit or a complex system of tunnels

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Corey Brickley * Blight's Hollow Dot Com @coreybrickley.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

do you ever think social media is kind of like laser pointer cat toys for humans. like it feels productive but is also extremely frustrating because you cant kill the laser dot

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Katelyn Burns @katelynburns.com · 25/09/2026

Strive to be so good at what you do that they will hire you even if you bring an iced coffee to the interview.

Jregory Eels IV @aaleiv.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀

Jregory Eels IV @aaleiv.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Iced coffee is seen as unprofessional. Hot coffee is fine. That's just been my observation.

Jregory Eels IV @aaleiv.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

My employer is getting a physical office and I literally just asked my boss to give me one mandatory in office day because the Isolation is getting me

Jregory Eels IV @aaleiv.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Ever since I stopped studying for the LSAT I haven't known what to do with myself. I honestly hope I bombed September to give myself something to do for the entire month of October

Jregory Eels IV @aaleiv.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Moderately divorced man is trying to get me to go to AA with him haha 🥲

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Ennie @anyuse.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

This is how I sext:

Jregory Eels IV @aaleiv.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Where is everyone?

Jregory Eels IV @aaleiv.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

My uncle used AI to write his wife's eulogy. I'm.. 🫩

Jregory Eels IV @aaleiv.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

I think I pissed off my boss haha help 🙃

Jregory Eels IV @aaleiv.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

When I was a young child I developed an irrational fear of flashing red lights because of automatic flushing toilets

Jregory Eels IV @aaleiv.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

i am an absolute mess and i seem to no longer care what happens to me

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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

@sumbitches

I bet this shit hits so hard if you're stupid

@EthicalScamMe
The same boiling water that makes an egg turn hard will make a potato soft. You need to dictate your environment and don't let the environment dictate you.

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Ennie @anyuse.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

This is how I sext:

Jregory Eels IV @aaleiv.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

the Nazi cousin made a group chat. oh god save me

Jregory Eels IV @aaleiv.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Marry all the holes to each other to create one big hole, neutralizing the threat.

Jregory Eels IV @aaleiv.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

I made it home okay. I have officially been awake over 24 hours aside from 3 <1h long naps

Jregory Eels IV @aaleiv.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

I have been up since 3 in the morning I pray for the sweet release of death

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Jregory Eels IV @aaleiv.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

If hell exists I would imagine it looks a lot like the Hartsfield-Jackson Atlanta International Airport