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Jregory Eels IV

@aaleiv.bsky.social
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florida man. 🏳️‍⚧️. former paralegal. currently working on law school applications.

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Jregory Eels IV @aaleiv.bsky.social · 6h
this could have been the news for any point in the past year tbh
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Jregory Eels IV @aaleiv.bsky.social · 6h
unfortunately for this guy i am almost exclusively powered by spite
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Jregory Eels IV @aaleiv.bsky.social · 6h
lmao he recommended I apply to FAMU, Barry, Cooley like FAMU and Barry are respectable but Cooley? fuck you too man.
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Jregory Eels IV @aaleiv.bsky.social · 8h
oh no what happened
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Jregory Eels IV @aaleiv.bsky.social · 8h
As any FL government email signature would say, Florida has very broad public records laws
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Jregory Eels IV @aaleiv.bsky.social · 8h
You are aware of the reason for the "Florida man" headlines, right?
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Jregory Eels IV @aaleiv.bsky.social · 9h
It honestly could go either way with this guy. He's a smart guy, but he's been hit in the head a lot of times. He did say he regretted supporting him, I do remember that.
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Jregory Eels IV @aaleiv.bsky.social · 9h
I reached out to my advisor at the college to see if they had any insight about my situation. Turns out we do not have a pre-law advisor. I guess they reached out to my current business law professor, because he reached out to me. I'll be talking with him next week.
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Jregory Eels IV @aaleiv.bsky.social · 12h
(I am also very curious as to whether there are any load bearing Florida cases like this)
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Jregory Eels IV @aaleiv.bsky.social · 12h
w h a t
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Jregory Eels IV @aaleiv.bsky.social · 12h
I need to hear about all of these when you have the time
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Jregory Eels IV @aaleiv.bsky.social · 14h
I don't think he said anything that would indicate either way, and I didn't ask. I think he shipped off to the Marines recently.
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Jregory Eels IV @aaleiv.bsky.social · 14h
This is exactly how I sext
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Jregory Eels IV @aaleiv.bsky.social · 15h
Why do they all look like that
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Jregory Eels IV @aaleiv.bsky.social · 16h
i am so curious as to the cases in which this would be cited. I mean, I guess you do hole law.
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Jregory Eels IV @aaleiv.bsky.social · 16h
I don't think anyone puts sugar in coffee without also putting cream in it
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Clare Blackwood @clareblackwood.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
"Oh my GOD, is that a CAT??!" I ask my cat every single time he walks into the room, every single day, for the past eleven years. He does not answer, for he does not know, but I hope he appreciates my enthusiasm
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Jregory Eels IV @aaleiv.bsky.social · 18h
For whatever it's worth I am proud of you Also you should eat breakfast
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Jregory Eels IV @aaleiv.bsky.social · 18h
Depends on how much sugar you put in it
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Jregory Eels IV @aaleiv.bsky.social · 19h
Like he used to be all in, full MAGA hat...
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Jregory Eels IV @aaleiv.bsky.social · 19h
Even this guy I know who is a borderline Nazi and voted for DJT 3x said to me a couple months ago "Anyone who still supports Trump at this point is in a cult"
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Jregory Eels IV @aaleiv.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Yeah fair it's been raining for 3 days straight
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
@hudlion

sometimes, I think it would be worse to be an insect and wake up one morning and find you had been transformed into a guy with a job
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Jregory Eels IV @aaleiv.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
(MTHFR)
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Jregory Eels IV @aaleiv.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
And not to mention the motherfucker gene that makes it to where you need methylated B vitamins
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Jregory Eels IV @aaleiv.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I also live really close to the sun. They sometimes call it the sunshine state.
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Jregory Eels IV @aaleiv.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Even for those who don't. I wanted to kill myself and no medication or therapy was helping. Turns out it was the vitamin D deficiency. Still depressed but I don't wanna die anymore.
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Jregory Eels IV @aaleiv.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I still got a bit of a problem w kratom. can't quite seem to kick it. I'm glad you made it. And hey, if you needed a little help, no shame in that.
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Jregory Eels IV @aaleiv.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I didn't have a job at the time so figured. Fuck it. Now is as good a time as ever. So I tapered over 2 months. It is the hardest thing I have ever done and probably the hardest thing I ever will do
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Jregory Eels IV @aaleiv.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
oh shit you CTed?? You fucking legend I'm glad you're still here Mine were prescribed, but irresponsibly. Then my doctor's license got revoked for unrelated reasons. Called my primary care and told them what happened. They gave me a 30 day supply and told me to find a new psych
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Jregory Eels IV @aaleiv.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
So it turns out this happens when there have been less than 50
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Jregory Eels IV @aaleiv.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Let me guess he's into sports betting now
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Jregory Eels IV @aaleiv.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I am pretty sure we do not have a football team either. Until like a decade ago it was exclusively a 2 year college that fed into UCF
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Jregory Eels IV @aaleiv.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I don't even know what my schools mascot is. I am not sure that we have one.
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Jregory Eels IV @aaleiv.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Wait you have my LinkedIn you can see where I go to school lol I can almost guarantee you nobody at the T14 admissions offices will ever have heard of them
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Jregory Eels IV @aaleiv.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I went the year they had that bowl game in Arizona. I was in the marching band so I got to go to the bowl game. Now I go to one of the UCF feeder schools that used to be a community college up until like a decade ago and has maybe 4 bachelor's degrees.
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Jregory Eels IV @aaleiv.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I am not graduating from UCF but I did fail out of there
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Jregory Eels IV @aaleiv.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
bonkers transcript notes
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Jregory Eels IV @aaleiv.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
There is absolutely no data from my school regarding LSAT distributions. Nobody who graduated with a 4yr from there ever took the LSAT?? Bonkers.
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Jregory Eels IV @aaleiv.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
There is a part of me that hopes I'll have a leg up due to having written my statements without AI in the age where every idiot and their mother is using AI
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Jregory Eels IV @aaleiv.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Stuff like this makes me glad I went to public school
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Jregory Eels IV @aaleiv.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
And this was a whole ass class?
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Jregory Eels IV @aaleiv.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I'm usually all about the hurricane party but I uhhhhhhhhh
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Jregory Eels IV @aaleiv.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I'm supposed to be flying into BHM on Saturday haha hahahahahahha
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Jregory Eels IV @aaleiv.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
What did they teach?
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Jregory Eels IV @aaleiv.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I think I am beginning to feel a little more like a person
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Jregory Eels IV @aaleiv.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
What the fuck
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Jregory Eels IV @aaleiv.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I'm still not entirely sober but getting entirely sober at this point won't be as hard as that.
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Jregory Eels IV @aaleiv.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
getting a 180 on the LSAT was 10x easier than getting off benzos. it's been 3 years. it was the hardest thing i have ever done and probably the hardest thing i will ever do.
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Jregory Eels IV @aaleiv.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
this is all just so fucking bonkers
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