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Homer J. Fang

@a2koc.bsky.social
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aka Max Power aka Lance Uppercut aka Esteban de la Sexface Ibid., Your Honor.

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Homer J. Fang @a2koc.bsky.social · 24m
goddammit
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Homer J. Fang @a2koc.bsky.social · 24m
there are no bodegas in SF, only corner stores, please and thank you
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Homer J. Fang @a2koc.bsky.social · 29m
hey, maybe this just isn't a good time for that
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Homer J. Fang @a2koc.bsky.social · 32m
denglebert slapdiback
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Homer J. Fang @a2koc.bsky.social · 1h
Brioche bun is the worst part of this abomination, tbh
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Josef Fruehwald @jofrhwld.bsky.social · 8h
yeah, and I think we'll have to start sending kids to brain gym young (like 5 or 6), obviously with age & developmentally appropriate brain workout content that they can work up through in, like, graded levels with qualified brain fitness instructors.
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GOLIKEHELLMACHINE @golikehellmachine.com · 5h
i don’t really give a shit about straining to interpret trump’s meandering, word salad horseshit, he’s the president of the united states, if he’s being misinterpreted, that’s his problem
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Gianmarco Soresi @gianmarcosoresi.bsky.social · 5h
Something's gotta give
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Homer J. Fang @a2koc.bsky.social · 6h
Ain't it fun???
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Michele Grant @michelegrant.bsky.social · 14h
That phrase 'gutter contrarianism bred by the social media attention economy' is a masterclass in meaning with brevity. www.thetimes.com/article/02eb...
thetimes.com
Why there’s a new battle raging over the Second World War
The allied victory of 1945 is the founding myth of the liberal western order, something despised by the new radical right
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Homer J. Fang @a2koc.bsky.social · 18h
Reacher would be funnier if he just farted a lot
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Homer J. Fang @a2koc.bsky.social · 18h
Very sane and not at all scary food take from the [checks notes] horror writer
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David Roberts @volts.wtf · 05/10/2026
Holy shit.
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Homer J. Fang @a2koc.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
[Kalshi]: hold my beer
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Cat Manning @catacalypto.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
this is my favorite genre of social media post and I am soliciting links or screenshots to your favorites
Jesse Raub @jesseraub.online
King Darius looking down at Daniel in the pit:
Norm Charlatan @normcharlatan....
Man, what are the Lions doing?
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Homer J. Fang @a2koc.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
"It's not connected to the real world." And neither is this post, my guy.
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Anon Opin @anonopin.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
If you've got an opinion you want on here - submit it to the form: forms.gle/1gNMupaNHQf8xeRE6
People who become more conservative as they get older should be ashamed. If life experience hasn't made you more open to change, aware of diversity and supportive of those in need, you have failed at life.

anon_opin GOLD from 7th June 2023
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Jennifer C. Martin @notreallyjcm.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Extremely grateful for these two grocery store ladies recreating Prodigy’s Firestarter
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Homer J. Fang @a2koc.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
REPORTER: it look like you had no butter, salt or sour cream out there. just naked starch. can you explain the thought process there? NICK SIRIANNI: play-calling needs to improve
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Homer J. Fang @a2koc.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Second only to taking off those goddamn socks
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Homer J. Fang @a2koc.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Post ski-day shower goes hardest. Stripping the gear off is S-tier by itself, but add hot water to the mix???
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Joyful Andy Dufresne in the Rain
ALT: Joyful Andy Dufresne in the Rain
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Homer J. Fang @a2koc.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
We can only hope
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Homer J. Fang @a2koc.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Caveat and/or Addendum: If they are lactose intolerant they HAVE to eat it. Just a little bit a time until they get poopies.
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Homer J. Fang @a2koc.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
O/U 2.5 I’m taking the over
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Homer J. Fang @a2koc.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Me to Lifesurge as I write them a check
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Homer J. Fang @a2koc.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
They made me buy into a timeshare in Gulf Shores :(
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ceej @ceej.online · 04/10/2026
“how do we win back trump voters in 2026” we don’t. we create an environment where admitting to voting for trump is so socially embarrassing as to render them completely inert. you don’t “win back” trump voters. you demoralize them into staying home. you make it a dunce cap
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fraser ramon @fraserramon.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
You know nothing about cheesecake
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Homer J. Fang @a2koc.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
<whispering> BIRDMAN sucked too. <shouting now> They turned a gimmick into an Oscar thru the power of PR.
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Kevin Gannon (now a Moo Deng fan account) @thetattooedprof.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
If every time you "reach across" the "partisan divide", you pull back a bloody stump where your hand used to be, the shortcomings and naivete of this strategy become evident.
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Homer J. Fang @a2koc.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I think I disagree with both your facts AND your values. And I promise you I’m in no hurry to cure myself.
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Gail Simone @gailsimone.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
You guys want to hear a short but adorable story that happened right in front of me at the baggage claim in NYC yesterday? I wasn't part of it and there are bits I didn't catch but holy crap, I can't stop thinking about it.
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Homer J. Fang @a2koc.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
static.klipy.com
Princess Bride: I Do Not Think It Means
ALT: Princess Bride: I Do Not Think It Means
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Homer J. Fang @a2koc.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Tight end open over the middle
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Elizabeth DeLoria, Pope of Chili-Town @yourdadloves.me · 03/10/2026
A two panel meme of the Simpsons. The top panel has kirk van houten gesturing to a race care bed. The text reads "im an AI guy. How many local models do YOU run?" The bottom panel is homer with a pope hat photoshopped onto his head. The bottom text reads "I run the catholic church."
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Homer J. Fang @a2koc.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Always and forever
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Homer J. Fang @a2koc.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
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Homer J. Fang @a2koc.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
One word bro: CONCLAVE
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
A goose saying "what adversity?"
the same goose chasing a man yelling "what adversity was Deshaun Watson dealing with?"
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Homer J. Fang @a2koc.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Seinfeld too
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Homer J. Fang @a2koc.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
That's true, you do have both of those things.
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Christopher Michel @christophermichel.com · 02/10/2026
In the footsteps of Feynman. John Preskill at Caltech, where he holds the Richard P. Feynman Professorship of Theoretical Physics. Preskill arrived at Caltech in 1983 and knew Feynman during their years together on the faculty. More: explorers.com/john-preskill/ @nationalacademies.org
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Homer J. Fang @a2koc.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Not the hero we deserve, but the hero we need right now
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Homer J. Fang @a2koc.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Cosmo Kramer dumping a chick cuz she lived in the new area code-ass dating story
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Homer J. Fang @a2koc.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Kristie Noem? Pam Bondi? This should be equal opportunity!
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Homer J. Fang @a2koc.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Matt Berry as Laszlo Cravensworth as Jackie Daytona-ass facial hair
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Kyle Clark @kylec.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
NEW: GOP Gov nominee Victor Marx says he'll respond today to domestic violence allegations - video/audio where he describes slamming his wife into a door and throwing his toddler across a room. Voters/reporters new to Marx may not realize he has a long history of justifying violence.
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Christopher Michel @christophermichel.com · 01/10/2026
One cool cat. @astroengine.bsky.social, space scientist turned science storyteller at NASA’s Jet Propulsion Laboratory. And yes, the Deep Space Optical Communications shirt is entirely appropriate. @nasajpl.bsky.social
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Homer J. Fang @a2koc.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Always ready for a closeup
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