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J B @a1phab3t.com · 27/08/2026
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DOOM
A big red button. It says DOOM. It has 1,151 more things to say. Then it keeps going.
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J B @a1phab3t.com · 22/08/2026
What is the rest of the list of baseball’s fastest growing sensations? I really wanna know.
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J B @a1phab3t.com · 18/08/2026
I am a porcupine All your bark is mine I'm looking pretty fine I have 30,000 spines I don't mean to boast, But I'm pretty as a rose Don't get too close Or I'll poke you in the nose
johnorama.com
Porcupine – The John Benjamin Band
Lyrics and audio for “Porcupine” by The John Benjamin Band.
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J B @a1phab3t.com · 16/08/2026
Let’s drop these mofos on Mars
bbc.com
Beavers helping to reduce drought with wetlands
Research shows beavers are creating more wetland areas since being reintroduced to the wild.
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J B @a1phab3t.com · 14/08/2026
Visited Montreal and got a little @dropout cackle from the Biodome. Always funny.
Acrylic sign for a Roseate spoonbill in front of an enclosure at the Montreal Biodome.
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J B @a1phab3t.com · 05/08/2026
Elizabeth Warren: "The National Guard are not pawns and taxpayer dollars are not a piggy bank for Trump's political stunts." All evidence to the contrary... www.pbs.org/newshour/pol...
pbs.org
National Guard deployment to Washington through 2029 will cost roughly $1.4 billion, estimate shows
The cost estimate is for fiscal years 2027-2029 and came in response to questions from Massachusetts Democratic Sen. Elizabeth Warren.
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J B @a1phab3t.com · 26/07/2026
Depends on if you mean it at the time. If you do, then it’s not like a ceasefire.
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J B @a1phab3t.com · 25/07/2026
Language is what it be
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J B @a1phab3t.com · 25/07/2026
Watching videos about ppl who would rather be home alone or aren’t social or etc etc and yet still when I do go out everybody else knows the rules and is having a great time and is staring at me. What is up with that?
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J B @a1phab3t.com · 12/07/2026
Not to speak ill of the dead but fuck that craven shitbag good riddance
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J B @a1phab3t.com · 07/07/2026
Tell me more about the weather, I can’t get enough. Is it humid? I need deets.
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J B @a1phab3t.com · 02/07/2026
A proposed rule fueled by Trump’s conspiracy theories would require the USPS to keep a list of voters it believes should be allowed to vote by mail—and give them the power to hold those ballots hostage. Urge them to say NO and help protect voting by mail: act.standupamerica.com/letters/cte-...
act.standupamerica.com
Don’t Let Trump Sabotage Vote by Mail!
In a new proposed rule, the USPS would be required to keep a list of voters it believes should be allowed to vote by mail—as well as the power to stop those ballots from being delivered. Urge them to ...
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J B @a1phab3t.com · 30/06/2026
I’ve always said that @dropout.tv is the future of television. This is just more evidence.
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J B @a1phab3t.com · 21/06/2026
Have you met a people? They suck. They don’t have empathy and when asked to fake it they are bad at that. AI is good at faking empathy. And if you’re that widow in this example, that’s what you need.
Snip from an interview where an “expert” asks if you really want an AI responding when empathy is called for.
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J B @a1phab3t.com · 21/06/2026
Hey did you know that children have a poor sense of relative age? Hahahahaha they’re so stupid
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J B @a1phab3t.com · 03/06/2026
I need a neon orange ball pump with strobe light and proximity alarm and a lo-jack
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J B @a1phab3t.com · 29/05/2026
“Burn it to the wick” doesn’t make sense. The wick is the thing that burns. Come on, do better, 1970’s Heart.
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Mike Toole @miketoole.com · 22/05/2026
so many veteran rappers don't reach old age, and I hate it
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J B @a1phab3t.com · 30/04/2026
R.I.P. David Alan Coe Take this world and shove it...
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J B @a1phab3t.com · 27/04/2026
Georgia lawmaker can fuck right off
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J B @a1phab3t.com · 27/04/2026
Is @reuters.com trying to gaslight us? WTF is “Chornobyl”? apple.news/A_TIyrjuiSLu...
apple.news
Forty years after nuclear disaster, Ukraine's Chornobyl plant is haunted by war — Reuters
Denys Khomenko betrays no emotion recalling the night last year when a Russian strike drone tore into the protective arc covering the part ​of the Chornobyl nuclear plant that suffered the world's wor...
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J B @a1phab3t.com · 15/04/2026
An all time fav show ever, long live Taskmaster.
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J B @a1phab3t.com · 11/04/2026
Why do ppl keep referencing the 25th amendment? There are no reasonable people in the Executive branch. It’s a sodden basket of craven lickspittles. Expecting them to behave otherwise is utter stupidity.
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J B @a1phab3t.com · 10/04/2026
Today’s kids have it so much easier than we Gen-Xers did, and if have my way my son will never fucking know that. Fucking Gen-X nostalgia needs to fucking die in a fire.
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J B @a1phab3t.com · 07/04/2026
Byron Allen's company is literally buying the time slots from CBS and then is responsible for selling their own ads. This is a replacement for The Late Show in the same way that ShamWow infomercials would be. www.hollywoodreporter.com/tv/tv-news/c...
hollywoodreporter.com
CBS Sets ‘Late Show’ Replacement: Byron Allen’s ‘Comics Unleashed’
The show, currently airing at 12:35 a.m., will move up an hour the day after Stephen Colbert signs off.
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J B @a1phab3t.com · 07/04/2026
Ok, at this point I'm kind of glad I don't have any representation in Congress. What a pile of cowards. Maybe the city of D.C. should just secede. Join Quebec or something.
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boo-randon 🎃 @dimcheff.wtf · 05/04/2026
it also has this one
IF YOUR TRUCK WAS MADE WITHOUT NUTS AND YOU PUT NUTS ON IT THAT TRUCK IS TRANS 

I DON'T MAKE THE RULES SNOWFLAKE

IF YOU GOT A PROBLEM TAKE IT UP WITH GOD
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J B @a1phab3t.com · 31/03/2026
Dunno where to share this but it was so interesting I want to share it, so here you go empty Bsky void: responsiblestatecraft.org/iran-strait-...
responsiblestatecraft.org
Why the US can't blast open the Strait of Hormuz
The era of carrier-dominated airpower is fading, as cheap, unmanned anti-ship weapons reshape naval warfare, whether US planners are ready for it or not.
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J B @a1phab3t.com · 28/03/2026
I mean, it's just pointing out a coincidence of spelling. It's cute. www.redbubble.com/shop/ap/1796...
redbubble.com
No I.C.E. would be noice by a1phab3t | Redbubble
The world would be a brighter place.
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J B @a1phab3t.com · 26/03/2026
That feeling when you realize you did your favorite puzzles for the day before you went to bed.
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J B @a1phab3t.com · 26/03/2026
Oh your hair is beautiful Tonight Atomic
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J B @a1phab3t.com · 25/03/2026
If you were a DHS worker and you knew that going to work would just be a hellish nightmare with the best case being swarmed by angry travelers all day and the worst case that your lonesomeness results in some kind of tragedy… why would you ever go to work?
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J B @a1phab3t.com · 24/03/2026
Wow what a stupid article. Making another word game means Josh Wardle is greedy? It’s a flabbergastingly shallow take and you should be ashamed for publishing it, @theguardian.com apple.news/AMN8_MeySReq...
apple.news
Opinion | The Wordle guy’s latest move tells us a lot about modern-day ambition — Guardian US
For some, creating a smash hit puzzle would have been enough to kick back for life. But for the Josh Wardles and Timothée Chalamets of the world, not even the moon is enough
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Ygrene @ygrene.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
the human body was not designed to know what the worst person in the world is doing every fifteen minutes
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J B @a1phab3t.com · 21/03/2026
Things that are just right are baby bear. Things that are just right are not Goldilocks. Goldilocks is a thief and a vandal. She should be jailed for her crimes.
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J B @a1phab3t.com · 20/03/2026
On the street in DC.
Posters pasted on a brick wall of Christi Noem riding a horse in a cowboy hat with the words "Bye Bitch" overlaid.
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J B @a1phab3t.com · 18/03/2026
Somewhere, someone is working, day and night, to figure out how to hack these mofos.
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J B @a1phab3t.com · 06/03/2026
Hand traced picture of Kermit the Frog labeled Not AI
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J B @a1phab3t.com · 03/03/2026
Whoever said “Shoot for the moon. Even if you miss, you’ll land among the stars!” is dangerously misinformed about the relative distances of the moon and stars
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J B @a1phab3t.com · 01/03/2026
So… what’s goin’ on with the other 7.5 billion of y’uns
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J B @a1phab3t.com · 26/02/2026
if i was just .1 flurrflügens more motivated, I would make a thing that automatically converted all .HEIC files to PNG as soon as they appeared on my computer. Because jeez.
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J B @a1phab3t.com · 24/02/2026
This updated cost of my subscription is so much cleaner and more efficient than the previous version. I especially love how it went from "not quite $60" to "a bit more than $70". Thanks @1password.bsky.social !
screenshot of an email from 1Password that says "Important: We're updating the cost of your subscription"
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J B @a1phab3t.com · 24/02/2026
20 years ago, brother @ethantufts.bsky.social won the Bitter Orange song fight. songfight.org/songpage.php...
songfight.org
SONG FIGHT ARCHIVE!
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J B @a1phab3t.com · 23/02/2026
a 1.6 tumble. maybe the DOW isn't how we should measure things any more.
screenshot of cnbc headline saying the Dow tumbles 800 points.
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J B @a1phab3t.com · 23/02/2026
calling bs on the Green row in Connections for 2/23/2026. Come on now.
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J B @a1phab3t.com · 20/02/2026
Up from the grave he arose With a mighty blowing of his nose
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J B @a1phab3t.com · 20/02/2026
Someday, when I go, I will take with me the proud history of being the last human to pronounce it as “press-tee-juss”.
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J B @a1phab3t.com · 17/02/2026
How is there no official lip balm of the Winter Olympics.
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J B @a1phab3t.com · 16/02/2026
Hey everybody, action A is how you succeed at stuff. If your brain can't handle action A, well then stop it. Also things should be the way I want them to be. Because they should be. Not because it suits my tastes and lifestyle better. It's a moral thing. Are you a moral person or what?
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J B @a1phab3t.com · 12/02/2026
Republicans: How can we look more Republican-y without impacting our own constituents in any way? 51st.news/republican-b...
51st.news
Republican bill targeting D.C. could create tax season chaos
It’s the second year in a row that Congress could throw a wrench into D.C.’s budget.
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