J B @a1phab3t.com · 27/08/2026johnbnolt.comDOOMA big red button. It says DOOM. It has 1,151 more things to say. Then it keeps going. 000
J B @a1phab3t.com · 22/08/2026What is the rest of the list of baseball’s fastest growing sensations? I really wanna know. 000
J B @a1phab3t.com · 18/08/2026I am a porcupine All your bark is mine I'm looking pretty fine I have 30,000 spines I don't mean to boast, But I'm pretty as a rose Don't get too close Or I'll poke you in the nosejohnorama.comPorcupine – The John Benjamin BandLyrics and audio for “Porcupine” by The John Benjamin Band. 010
J B @a1phab3t.com · 16/08/2026Let’s drop these mofos on Marsbbc.comBeavers helping to reduce drought with wetlandsResearch shows beavers are creating more wetland areas since being reintroduced to the wild. 000
J B @a1phab3t.com · 14/08/2026Visited Montreal and got a little @dropout cackle from the Biodome. Always funny. 000
J B @a1phab3t.com · 05/08/2026Elizabeth Warren: "The National Guard are not pawns and taxpayer dollars are not a piggy bank for Trump's political stunts." All evidence to the contrary... www.pbs.org/newshour/pol...pbs.orgNational Guard deployment to Washington through 2029 will cost roughly $1.4 billion, estimate showsThe cost estimate is for fiscal years 2027-2029 and came in response to questions from Massachusetts Democratic Sen. Elizabeth Warren. 000
J B @a1phab3t.com · 26/07/2026Depends on if you mean it at the time. If you do, then it’s not like a ceasefire. 000
J B @a1phab3t.com · 25/07/2026Watching videos about ppl who would rather be home alone or aren’t social or etc etc and yet still when I do go out everybody else knows the rules and is having a great time and is staring at me. What is up with that? 000
J B @a1phab3t.com · 12/07/2026Not to speak ill of the dead but fuck that craven shitbag good riddance 020
J B @a1phab3t.com · 07/07/2026Tell me more about the weather, I can’t get enough. Is it humid? I need deets. 000
J B @a1phab3t.com · 02/07/2026A proposed rule fueled by Trump’s conspiracy theories would require the USPS to keep a list of voters it believes should be allowed to vote by mail—and give them the power to hold those ballots hostage. Urge them to say NO and help protect voting by mail: act.standupamerica.com/letters/cte-...act.standupamerica.comDon’t Let Trump Sabotage Vote by Mail!In a new proposed rule, the USPS would be required to keep a list of voters it believes should be allowed to vote by mail—as well as the power to stop those ballots from being delivered. Urge them to ... 000
J B @a1phab3t.com · 30/06/2026I’ve always said that @dropout.tv is the future of television. This is just more evidence. 000
J B @a1phab3t.com · 21/06/2026Have you met a people? They suck. They don’t have empathy and when asked to fake it they are bad at that. AI is good at faking empathy. And if you’re that widow in this example, that’s what you need. 000
J B @a1phab3t.com · 21/06/2026Hey did you know that children have a poor sense of relative age? Hahahahaha they’re so stupid 000
J B @a1phab3t.com · 03/06/2026I need a neon orange ball pump with strobe light and proximity alarm and a lo-jack 000
J B @a1phab3t.com · 29/05/2026“Burn it to the wick” doesn’t make sense. The wick is the thing that burns. Come on, do better, 1970’s Heart. 000
Reposted by J BMike Toole @miketoole.com · 22/05/2026so many veteran rappers don't reach old age, and I hate it 14013
J B @a1phab3t.com · 27/04/2026Is @reuters.com trying to gaslight us? WTF is “Chornobyl”? apple.news/A_TIyrjuiSLu...apple.newsForty years after nuclear disaster, Ukraine's Chornobyl plant is haunted by war — ReutersDenys Khomenko betrays no emotion recalling the night last year when a Russian strike drone tore into the protective arc covering the part of the Chornobyl nuclear plant that suffered the world's wor... 110
J B @a1phab3t.com · 11/04/2026Why do ppl keep referencing the 25th amendment? There are no reasonable people in the Executive branch. It’s a sodden basket of craven lickspittles. Expecting them to behave otherwise is utter stupidity. 000
J B @a1phab3t.com · 10/04/2026Today’s kids have it so much easier than we Gen-Xers did, and if have my way my son will never fucking know that. Fucking Gen-X nostalgia needs to fucking die in a fire. 000
J B @a1phab3t.com · 07/04/2026Byron Allen's company is literally buying the time slots from CBS and then is responsible for selling their own ads. This is a replacement for The Late Show in the same way that ShamWow infomercials would be. www.hollywoodreporter.com/tv/tv-news/c...hollywoodreporter.comCBS Sets ‘Late Show’ Replacement: Byron Allen’s ‘Comics Unleashed’The show, currently airing at 12:35 a.m., will move up an hour the day after Stephen Colbert signs off. 000
J B @a1phab3t.com · 07/04/2026Ok, at this point I'm kind of glad I don't have any representation in Congress. What a pile of cowards. Maybe the city of D.C. should just secede. Join Quebec or something. 010
J B @a1phab3t.com · 31/03/2026Dunno where to share this but it was so interesting I want to share it, so here you go empty Bsky void: responsiblestatecraft.org/iran-strait-...responsiblestatecraft.orgWhy the US can't blast open the Strait of HormuzThe era of carrier-dominated airpower is fading, as cheap, unmanned anti-ship weapons reshape naval warfare, whether US planners are ready for it or not. 010
J B @a1phab3t.com · 28/03/2026I mean, it's just pointing out a coincidence of spelling. It's cute. www.redbubble.com/shop/ap/1796...redbubble.comNo I.C.E. would be noice by a1phab3t | RedbubbleThe world would be a brighter place. 000
J B @a1phab3t.com · 26/03/2026That feeling when you realize you did your favorite puzzles for the day before you went to bed. 010
J B @a1phab3t.com · 25/03/2026If you were a DHS worker and you knew that going to work would just be a hellish nightmare with the best case being swarmed by angry travelers all day and the worst case that your lonesomeness results in some kind of tragedy… why would you ever go to work? 000
J B @a1phab3t.com · 24/03/2026Wow what a stupid article. Making another word game means Josh Wardle is greedy? It’s a flabbergastingly shallow take and you should be ashamed for publishing it, @theguardian.com apple.news/AMN8_MeySReq...apple.newsOpinion | The Wordle guy’s latest move tells us a lot about modern-day ambition — Guardian USFor some, creating a smash hit puzzle would have been enough to kick back for life. But for the Josh Wardles and Timothée Chalamets of the world, not even the moon is enough 000
Reposted by J BYgrene @ygrene.bsky.social · 22/03/2026the human body was not designed to know what the worst person in the world is doing every fifteen minutes 318351088844
J B @a1phab3t.com · 21/03/2026Things that are just right are baby bear. Things that are just right are not Goldilocks. Goldilocks is a thief and a vandal. She should be jailed for her crimes. 010
J B @a1phab3t.com · 18/03/2026Somewhere, someone is working, day and night, to figure out how to hack these mofos. 001
J B @a1phab3t.com · 03/03/2026Whoever said “Shoot for the moon. Even if you miss, you’ll land among the stars!” is dangerously misinformed about the relative distances of the moon and stars 000
J B @a1phab3t.com · 26/02/2026if i was just .1 flurrflügens more motivated, I would make a thing that automatically converted all .HEIC files to PNG as soon as they appeared on my computer. Because jeez. 000
J B @a1phab3t.com · 24/02/2026This updated cost of my subscription is so much cleaner and more efficient than the previous version. I especially love how it went from "not quite $60" to "a bit more than $70". Thanks @1password.bsky.social ! 000
J B @a1phab3t.com · 24/02/202620 years ago, brother @ethantufts.bsky.social won the Bitter Orange song fight. songfight.org/songpage.php...songfight.org SONG FIGHT ARCHIVE! 120
J B @a1phab3t.com · 23/02/2026a 1.6 tumble. maybe the DOW isn't how we should measure things any more. 011
J B @a1phab3t.com · 23/02/2026calling bs on the Green row in Connections for 2/23/2026. Come on now. 110
J B @a1phab3t.com · 20/02/2026Someday, when I go, I will take with me the proud history of being the last human to pronounce it as “press-tee-juss”. 020
J B @a1phab3t.com · 16/02/2026Hey everybody, action A is how you succeed at stuff. If your brain can't handle action A, well then stop it. Also things should be the way I want them to be. Because they should be. Not because it suits my tastes and lifestyle better. It's a moral thing. Are you a moral person or what? 010
J B @a1phab3t.com · 12/02/2026Republicans: How can we look more Republican-y without impacting our own constituents in any way? 51st.news/republican-b...51st.newsRepublican bill targeting D.C. could create tax season chaosIt’s the second year in a row that Congress could throw a wrench into D.C.’s budget. 000