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J B @a1phab3t.com · 27/08/2026
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DOOM
A big red button. It says DOOM. It has 1,151 more things to say. Then it keeps going.
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J B @a1phab3t.com · 22/08/2026
What is the rest of the list of baseball’s fastest growing sensations? I really wanna know.
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J B @a1phab3t.com · 18/08/2026
I am a porcupine All your bark is mine I'm looking pretty fine I have 30,000 spines I don't mean to boast, But I'm pretty as a rose Don't get too close Or I'll poke you in the nose
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Porcupine – The John Benjamin Band
Lyrics and audio for “Porcupine” by The John Benjamin Band.
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J B @a1phab3t.com · 16/08/2026
I think this would be his calling
AI generation of Elon Musk dancing en pointe in a pink ballerina costume.
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J B @a1phab3t.com · 16/08/2026
Let’s drop these mofos on Mars
bbc.com
Beavers helping to reduce drought with wetlands
Research shows beavers are creating more wetland areas since being reintroduced to the wild.
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J B @a1phab3t.com · 14/08/2026
Visited Montreal and got a little @dropout cackle from the Biodome. Always funny.
Acrylic sign for a Roseate spoonbill in front of an enclosure at the Montreal Biodome.
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J B @a1phab3t.com · 05/08/2026
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Spaceballs: Dark Helmet's Ludicrous Speed
ALT: Spaceballs: Dark Helmet's Ludicrous Speed
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J B @a1phab3t.com · 05/08/2026
Elizabeth Warren: "The National Guard are not pawns and taxpayer dollars are not a piggy bank for Trump's political stunts." All evidence to the contrary... www.pbs.org/newshour/pol...
pbs.org
National Guard deployment to Washington through 2029 will cost roughly $1.4 billion, estimate shows
The cost estimate is for fiscal years 2027-2029 and came in response to questions from Massachusetts Democratic Sen. Elizabeth Warren.
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J B @a1phab3t.com · 26/07/2026
Depends on if you mean it at the time. If you do, then it’s not like a ceasefire.
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J B @a1phab3t.com · 25/07/2026
Language is what it be
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J B @a1phab3t.com · 25/07/2026
Watching videos about ppl who would rather be home alone or aren’t social or etc etc and yet still when I do go out everybody else knows the rules and is having a great time and is staring at me. What is up with that?
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J B @a1phab3t.com · 19/07/2026
For sale: baby. Shoes never worn. Come get your barefoot infants, cheap.
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J B @a1phab3t.com · 14/07/2026
Makes me want to fill them with something. Giant flip book or something.
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J B @a1phab3t.com · 12/07/2026
Not to speak ill of the dead but fuck that craven shitbag good riddance
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J B @a1phab3t.com · 07/07/2026
Tell me more about the weather, I can’t get enough. Is it humid? I need deets.
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J B @a1phab3t.com · 02/07/2026
Sylvia Plath cooked a whole turkey first. Ha.
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J B @a1phab3t.com · 02/07/2026
A proposed rule fueled by Trump’s conspiracy theories would require the USPS to keep a list of voters it believes should be allowed to vote by mail—and give them the power to hold those ballots hostage. Urge them to say NO and help protect voting by mail: act.standupamerica.com/letters/cte-...
act.standupamerica.com
Don’t Let Trump Sabotage Vote by Mail!
In a new proposed rule, the USPS would be required to keep a list of voters it believes should be allowed to vote by mail—as well as the power to stop those ballots from being delivered. Urge them to ...
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J B @a1phab3t.com · 30/06/2026
I’ve always said that @dropout.tv is the future of television. This is just more evidence.
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J B @a1phab3t.com · 28/06/2026
We were in Atlanta until 2013, so it’s a reasonable assumption
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J B @a1phab3t.com · 27/06/2026
Totes
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J B @a1phab3t.com · 27/06/2026
If they were in my town they’d be daid
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J B @a1phab3t.com · 21/06/2026
Have you met a people? They suck. They don’t have empathy and when asked to fake it they are bad at that. AI is good at faking empathy. And if you’re that widow in this example, that’s what you need.
Snip from an interview where an “expert” asks if you really want an AI responding when empathy is called for.
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J B @a1phab3t.com · 21/06/2026
When they get to high school, people won’t take it so easy on them.
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J B @a1phab3t.com · 21/06/2026
Hey did you know that children have a poor sense of relative age? Hahahahaha they’re so stupid
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J B @a1phab3t.com · 20/06/2026
does that make us postulate
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J B @a1phab3t.com · 03/06/2026
I need a neon orange ball pump with strobe light and proximity alarm and a lo-jack
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J B @a1phab3t.com · 29/05/2026
“Burn it to the wick” doesn’t make sense. The wick is the thing that burns. Come on, do better, 1970’s Heart.
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Mike Toole @miketoole.com · 22/05/2026
so many veteran rappers don't reach old age, and I hate it
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J B @a1phab3t.com · 09/05/2026
I haven’t seen this one yet for best film adaptation of The Odyssey.
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Dude, Where's My Car? Iconic Scene
ALT: Dude, Where's My Car? Iconic Scene
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J B @a1phab3t.com · 08/05/2026
We do do “oh my goodness” and “oh gosh” and “golly” and even “gee”, probably “gee willickers” I bet qualifies but I ain’t lookin it up
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J B @a1phab3t.com · 30/04/2026
in 5th grade we liked nothing better than to sing The Wall every day in the cafeteria/gym/auditorium
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J B @a1phab3t.com · 30/04/2026
R.I.P. David Alan Coe Take this world and shove it...
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J B @a1phab3t.com · 29/04/2026
Uni 7 would be a good band name
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J B @a1phab3t.com · 27/04/2026
Georgia lawmaker can fuck right off
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J B @a1phab3t.com · 27/04/2026
Ok apparently… “Reuters spells it Chornobyl to align with the official Ukrainian-language spelling, rather than the Soviet-era Russian transliteration (Chernobyl). This change respects Ukrainian sovereignty and reflects a broader media shift to decolonize place names” So now I feel ignorant sigh
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J B @a1phab3t.com · 27/04/2026
Is @reuters.com trying to gaslight us? WTF is “Chornobyl”? apple.news/A_TIyrjuiSLu...
apple.news
Forty years after nuclear disaster, Ukraine's Chornobyl plant is haunted by war — Reuters
Denys Khomenko betrays no emotion recalling the night last year when a Russian strike drone tore into the protective arc covering the part ​of the Chornobyl nuclear plant that suffered the world's wor...
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J B @a1phab3t.com · 18/04/2026
the people who had to build this, at the kitchen table every night with their head in their hands, spouses patting them on the back
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J B @a1phab3t.com · 16/04/2026
I showed up to my SCA meeting in the wrong armor. It’s happening all over I hear. A real chainmail loneliness epidemic
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J B @a1phab3t.com · 15/04/2026
Sam. It very clearly says “VISIT GUADALCANAL”.
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J B @a1phab3t.com · 15/04/2026
An all time fav show ever, long live Taskmaster.
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J B @a1phab3t.com · 11/04/2026
Why do ppl keep referencing the 25th amendment? There are no reasonable people in the Executive branch. It’s a sodden basket of craven lickspittles. Expecting them to behave otherwise is utter stupidity.
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J B @a1phab3t.com · 10/04/2026
Today’s kids have it so much easier than we Gen-Xers did, and if have my way my son will never fucking know that. Fucking Gen-X nostalgia needs to fucking die in a fire.
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J B @a1phab3t.com · 10/04/2026
Every day he’s hustlin
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J B @a1phab3t.com · 09/04/2026
Did you ever know that you're my hero? You're everything I would like to be. I can fly higher than an eagle. You are the Hague beneath my wings.
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J B @a1phab3t.com · 09/04/2026
Hague Hague HagueHagueHague Hague Hague Hague Hague Good bye
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J B @a1phab3t.com · 07/04/2026
Hague I just met you And this is crazy But here's my number Indict me maybe
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J B @a1phab3t.com · 07/04/2026
All we are saying Is give Hague a chance
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J B @a1phab3t.com · 07/04/2026
Byron Allen's company is literally buying the time slots from CBS and then is responsible for selling their own ads. This is a replacement for The Late Show in the same way that ShamWow infomercials would be. www.hollywoodreporter.com/tv/tv-news/c...
hollywoodreporter.com
CBS Sets ‘Late Show’ Replacement: Byron Allen’s ‘Comics Unleashed’
The show, currently airing at 12:35 a.m., will move up an hour the day after Stephen Colbert signs off.
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J B @a1phab3t.com · 07/04/2026
Ok, at this point I'm kind of glad I don't have any representation in Congress. What a pile of cowards. Maybe the city of D.C. should just secede. Join Quebec or something.
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J B @a1phab3t.com · 07/04/2026
Haaaaaaaaaague
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