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J B @a1phab3t.com · 22/08/2026
What is the rest of the list of baseball’s fastest growing sensations? I really wanna know.
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J B @a1phab3t.com · 16/08/2026
I think this would be his calling
AI generation of Elon Musk dancing en pointe in a pink ballerina costume.
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J B @a1phab3t.com · 14/08/2026
Visited Montreal and got a little @dropout cackle from the Biodome. Always funny.
Acrylic sign for a Roseate spoonbill in front of an enclosure at the Montreal Biodome.
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J B @a1phab3t.com · 30/06/2026
I’ve always said that @dropout.tv is the future of television. This is just more evidence.
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J B @a1phab3t.com · 21/06/2026
Have you met a people? They suck. They don’t have empathy and when asked to fake it they are bad at that. AI is good at faking empathy. And if you’re that widow in this example, that’s what you need.
Snip from an interview where an “expert” asks if you really want an AI responding when empathy is called for.
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J B @a1phab3t.com · 27/04/2026
Georgia lawmaker can fuck right off
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J B @a1phab3t.com · 22/03/2026
Don’t know why the main pic looks like that.
A clearer pic of the same thing in the main post.
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J B @a1phab3t.com · 20/03/2026
On the street in DC.
Posters pasted on a brick wall of Christi Noem riding a horse in a cowboy hat with the words "Bye Bitch" overlaid.
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J B @a1phab3t.com · 06/03/2026
Hand traced picture of Kermit the Frog labeled Not AI
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J B @a1phab3t.com · 24/02/2026
This updated cost of my subscription is so much cleaner and more efficient than the previous version. I especially love how it went from "not quite $60" to "a bit more than $70". Thanks @1password.bsky.social !
screenshot of an email from 1Password that says "Important: We're updating the cost of your subscription"
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J B @a1phab3t.com · 23/02/2026
a 1.6 tumble. maybe the DOW isn't how we should measure things any more.
screenshot of cnbc headline saying the Dow tumbles 800 points.
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J B @a1phab3t.com · 02/02/2026
The Kennedy Center is, by congressional statute, the only memorial to John F Kennedy permitted in the city of Washington DC. You can read it in Public Law 88-260. It’s just a couple pages long. It’s not just a concert venue, it’s his memorial, like the Lincoln Memorial is for Abraham Lincoln.
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J B @a1phab3t.com · 15/01/2026
Oh boy oh boy oh boy
a subject line of an email from Aetna that says "IT'S HERE: Your Explanation of Benefits" like not only do I give a shit but I've been waiting with bated breath
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J B @a1phab3t.com · 15/12/2025
Headline writer doing Nancy dirty here I bet...
headline with pic of Nancy Pelosi says that she said it's unlikely there'll be a female US president in her lifetime. An arrow pointing at her has the label "85 yrs old".
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J B @a1phab3t.com · 17/11/2025
I dunno really what to think about my year 16 albums
a list of albums that came out in 1988, including the seminal "Operation: Mindcrime" by Queensryche.
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J B @a1phab3t.com · 01/10/2025
Dear @cnn - I know we give them human names, but please do not ascribe human motivations to weather events. How about “heading towards”? “May hit”? “Bermuda in their path”?
Screenshot of a cnn headline saying “Twin hurricanes….. targeting Bermuda”
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J B @a1phab3t.com · 24/08/2025
Apple is always focused on the convenience and efficiency of their interface for their users. Example: how they deal with blocked sources in their news app.
Screenshot od a blocked news source that shows the headline and the fact that the channel is blocked when really this should not appear in the UX at all whatsoever since I fucking BLOCKED it.
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J B @a1phab3t.com · 11/07/2025
Shouldn’t it be Tony Hawk(tm)’s Pro Skater(tm) 40 by now?
Screen cap cropped of just the words Tony Hawk’s Pro Skater 3+4
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J B @a1phab3t.com · 24/06/2025
Googled “Pennsylvania flag”
A screenshot of a Google search for “Pennsylvania flag”. The AI Overview has a picture to the right that is supposedly of the flag but in the center is a marijuana leaf instead of the actual contents of the flag.
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J B @a1phab3t.com · 19/06/2025
America under siege!
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J B @a1phab3t.com · 04/06/2025
At some points the left side of this thread looks like one of your suits, @pftompkins.bsky.social
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J B @a1phab3t.com · 03/06/2025
House Republicans are a bunch of sanctimonious hypocritical thieves
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J B @a1phab3t.com · 03/06/2025
I’d say General Jack D. Ripper, but he’s at least villain adjacent, so I choose these two goofballs.
George Clooney with a dirty face and attempted pomaded hair, in an old timey prison outfit, from the shoulders up. From O Brother Where Art ThouRandy Quaid standing on a red biplane gesticulating
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J B @a1phab3t.com · 28/05/2025
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J B @a1phab3t.com · 28/05/2025
#vibecoding
graphic that describes "Vibe Coding" as a series of arrows in groups. Each group of arrows has several that end in "Nope" and one that continues on to a new group of arrows. Signifying that Vibe Coding has a lot of dead ends that finally result in progress.
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J B @a1phab3t.com · 16/05/2025
Not AI
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J B @a1phab3t.com · 15/03/2025
Thanks for starting to hopefully give DC back our money, dickbags. Luckily all that’s left to do is count on the good nature of the House of Reprehencitives. Oh and the shade thrown by Bowser’s Senate thank-you list… look who’s conspicuously not on there.
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J B @a1phab3t.com · 14/03/2025
You gotta kinda feel like this is the only thing that will make them happy, right?
AI generated tilt-shifted image of a facsimile of the White House sitting pristine and undisturbed amidst the burning ruins of Washington DC. Pointing at the white house is a word-balloon with the text "Ah, that's better."
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J B @a1phab3t.com · 13/03/2025
Cartoon Elon Musk in DOGE shirt and MAGA hat stands in front of a chart with a jagged line going down labeled “TSLA”. A word balloon points at him saying “Fiduciary responsi-what?”
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J B @a1phab3t.com · 11/03/2025
AI generated cartoon of an anthropomorphic X telling a man “I bet you think you’re better than me” and he replies “I don’t think about you at all.”
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J B @a1phab3t.com · 05/03/2025
AI Generated image of a hand-made sign by the side of a road. The sign says "Boston T Party" with an arrow pointing to the left. The T is the Tesla logo.
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J B @a1phab3t.com · 02/03/2025
I mean come on show some respect
Editorial cartoon. Volodymyr Zelenskyy looks  at a man in a suit with a MAGA hat and a clown nose asking “Why don’t you wear a suit?” in the middle of a destroyed city.
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J B @a1phab3t.com · 01/03/2025
I can only assume their base is eating this up.
Editorial cartoon. A man in a sweatshirt with a Ukrainian flag on it, presumably Volodomyr Zelenskiy, hangs from a cliff by the fingertips of one hand. Stepping on that hand is a giant foot in a dress shoe and dress pants. A word bubble says “Have you ever even said “thank you?””
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J B @a1phab3t.com · 21/02/2025
Estimates, amirite? SMH.
Cartoon. Top half is a miner telling a business guy it will take 2 more weeks to finish digging the tunnel. The image shows a half-finished tunnel ending a few feet before... a hidden rock! The bottom half shows the miner updating the estimate to reflect the fact that they just ran into a giant rock that they'll have to get through to finish the tunnel. His estimate is now 8 weeks.
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J B @a1phab3t.com · 20/02/2025
Nonono… I shouldn’t…
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J B @a1phab3t.com · 15/02/2025
Send this to your crush johnorama.com/temp/dmvalen...
Skull and crossbones with “Do Not click” on the forehead
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J B @a1phab3t.com · 15/02/2025
Chihuahua in a cone of shame stares mournfully down stairs it cannot descend
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J B @a1phab3t.com · 13/02/2025
Musk treats US Society like an IKEA flat pack
Editorial Cartoon. On the left, Elon Musk, wearing all black, including a black cap and a long black coat, stands with hands on hips. Above Elon's head is a speech bubble that says "Why were there so many extra parts?" He looks up at a huge, clockwork, complex, rickety steam-punk contraption with logs of gears, levers, rods, pistons, computers, and screens. The rickety machine is labeled United States. The machine is missing legs, and is quivering and smoking. It is on fire. Behind Elon An adorable little boy plays with various nuts, bolts, and gears scattered on the ground, labeled "Dept. of ED", "USAID", "FAA", "CDC", and"NOAA".
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J B @a1phab3t.com · 13/02/2025
An old woman’s hands hold a cross-stitch that she is working on. It says “you can’t audit what you don’t understand.”
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J B @a1phab3t.com · 10/02/2025
cross-stitch of a verse from a song, shown over what appears to be a blazing forest fire: "In answer to your letter
You might die in a fire
They promise it gets better
But what if they're a liar?"
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J B @a1phab3t.com · 09/02/2025
AI generated image of a grocery store display of eggs with a sign that says “Super Bowl Eggs only $LIX/doz.”
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J B @a1phab3t.com · 07/02/2025
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J B @a1phab3t.com · 06/02/2025
“I poisoned that muffin, teehee!”
Adorable mouse in a knit hat and scarf
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J B @a1phab3t.com · 05/02/2025
A cell phone with what is presumably a size XX-small fleshlight stuck to it.
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J B @a1phab3t.com · 26/01/2025
Cross stitch with a campfire and a lady dancing around it with the text in lovely font that says "That dread you feel is all right-- It lets you know you're still alive. So dance around the firelight when your plans all go awry."
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J B @a1phab3t.com · 25/01/2025
Mighty Boosh “you hate jazz” clip in gif form
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J B @a1phab3t.com · 25/01/2025
Joe was fired right after this for allowing some of his mud to get on Mark’s rug and almost touch Mark’s sneaker.
An AI generated cartoon where Mark Zuckerberg stands on a nice rug while a construction worker in a hard hat and overalls kneels in the mud in front of him. A word balloon over mark says “Keep up the good work!”
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J B @a1phab3t.com · 25/01/2025
Visit AnyPark! The Taylor Swift skin comes in 5 variations, each only $29.99.
An AI generated image of a person in a VR headset. Behind her to the left is a theme park in full color. To the right the theme park is all in chromakey green.
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J B @a1phab3t.com · 25/01/2025
You could be a foot or a hoof or a talon. Any way you word it you’re a leg end.
A poster that says “BE A LEG END” with a picture of two bare legs with feet.
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J B @a1phab3t.com · 05/01/2025
The algorithm has formed an opinion of me
AI generated image of a man trapped in a bubble
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