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@razzball.bsky.social
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Fantasy sports and sarcasm. Account run by Grey. Hi.

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Sara Wilcox @sawilcox28.bsky.social · 1h
A quick, not great photo edit of Mike Ditka happily reading Virginia Woolf's Orlando.
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Razzball @razzball.bsky.social · 14m
Hmm sounds like it might not have been me
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Razzball @razzball.bsky.social · 29m
Woohoo!
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Razzball @razzball.bsky.social · 30m
Hey whoever won the Bleusky Influencer of the Year? Was it me?
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Razzball @razzball.bsky.social · 37m
trojan horse meme with ESPN opening gates to Pat McAfee bring in a horse filled with more pat mcafee and even more pat mcafee
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Razzball @razzball.bsky.social · 44m
great ep, was disappointed to hear Casey talk out of so many sides of his mouth. “i left Substack because of nazis”..."i return to X because of reporters”...okay, sure
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Razzball @razzball.bsky.social · 45m
apologies to the lobotomy community
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Razzball @razzball.bsky.social · 58m
this slaps so hard if you've had a lobotomy
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John Lansing @pipedreaming.bsky.social · 7h
This is also more cost-effective from a plumbing standpoint because it keeps the fixtures closer together (less piping). It gives users more privacy while directly addressing the wait-time gender disparity at congested restrooms. The Victorian separation of (bathroom) spheres has run its course.
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Candy 🎃 Kneivel @corkykneivel.bsky.social · 1h
if someone were to photoshop him happily reading Virgina Woolf's "Orlando" they would be my personal hero
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Razzball @razzball.bsky.social · 1h
Miek Ditka loves Trouser Press
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Marjorie James Keenan @unenthusiast.com · 1h
this gives me an idea
Mike Ditka loving Orlando while also reading the March 1980 edition of Trouser Press Magazine with Joe Strummer on the cover but also featuring articles on Tom Petty, The Records, Roy Wood, Boomtown Rats, Glen Matlock and The Specials
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Razzball @razzball.bsky.social · 1h
Wearing my Woke jersey on planes like this guy
Sad cringe guy meme
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Razzball @razzball.bsky.social · 1h
The irony!
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Razzball @razzball.bsky.social · 1h
wait until you see the City Connect Woke jerseys. Some people will be aghast they put Che Guevara on the front, but everyone will agree with replacing the caps with berets
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Razzball @razzball.bsky.social · 2h
RIP to Mike Ditka, seen here enjoying pictures of his favorite city, Orlando
Mike Ditka loving OrlandoMike Ditka, still alive, loving Orlando pics
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Razzball @razzball.bsky.social · 2h
Richest man alive, who sentenced millions of the neediest people on earth to death, thinks we should be nicer to AI
Elon Musk • x
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I think this is the right move. Cruelty to something that believes it is experiencing pain is not ok.
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Razzball @razzball.bsky.social · 16h
hockey.razzball.com
Vegas Serving Up Jack Fire
The Golden Knights have played a lot of poor teams, especially defensively, to open the season, but you still have to take care of business.  Right now, they are scoring a ton of goals, and are being led by their franchise center.  Jack Eichel scored a goal and three assists with two shots in their victory over the Kraken on Tuesday, before scoring a goal and an assist with six shots against the Maple Leafs on Thursday.  He has twelve points in five games so far, playing as well as anybody in the league.  Life seems to be good for Eichel under Ryan Craig.  Props to Fungazi 2.0 and Surfer Dude for picking Eichel for 3+ points on Tuesday.  Let's take a look at what else happened over the last two nights:
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Razzball @razzball.bsky.social · 16h
razzball.com
Top 20 2nd Basemen for 2026 Fantasy Baseball, A Recap
A look back at the 2nd basemen rankings for 2026 fantasy baseball and preseason projections vs. end of the year stats.
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Razzball @razzball.bsky.social · 6h
basketball.razzball.com
Top-300 Points Rankings Overall, 26-27 Fantasy Basketball
Don’t forget to sign-up for our free RazzJam Tournament, an NFC fantasy basketball contest where the community joins with the experts to see who the best of the best of the best is! Roto Rankings: C | F | G | Top-100 | Top-300 Points Rankings: C | F | G | Top-100 | Top-300 […]
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Razzball @razzball.bsky.social · 7h
The Woke outlawed prediction markets and every night at the park is Pride Night. The players own the league, and hot dogs and healthcare are free. They won their division but they don’t call it “division” because they’re about unity. They are the Woke.
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Razzball @razzball.bsky.social · 8h
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Razzball Supporter’s Leagues Weekly Recap: Week 4
I’ll simply list who played who and those scores plus the updated standings for PPR leagues and who finished last from the DFL
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Razzball @razzball.bsky.social · 16h
razzball.com
Top 20 2nd Basemen for 2026 Fantasy Baseball, A Recap
A look back at the 2nd basemen rankings for 2026 fantasy baseball and preseason projections vs. end of the year stats.
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Razzball @razzball.bsky.social · 16h
hockey.razzball.com
Vegas Serving Up Jack Fire
The Golden Knights have played a lot of poor teams, especially defensively, to open the season, but you still have to take care of business.  Right now, they are scoring a ton of goals, and are being led by their franchise center.  Jack Eichel scored a goal and three assists with two shots in their victory over the Kraken on Tuesday, before scoring a goal and an assist with six shots against the Maple Leafs on Thursday.  He has twelve points in five games so far, playing as well as anybody in the league.  Life seems to be good for Eichel under Ryan Craig.  Props to Fungazi 2.0 and Surfer Dude for picking Eichel for 3+ points on Tuesday.  Let's take a look at what else happened over the last two nights:
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Razzball @razzball.bsky.social · 04/03/2025
40 straight days of hate crimes, can you do it?
MARK WAHLBERG'S 40-DAY CHALLENGE with pic of MARK WAHLBERG
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Razzball @razzball.bsky.social · 18h
She used to date a failed Rockies prospect. A failed big leaguer is a huge step up
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✨John Carpenter’s BOObies✨ @ourflagmeansbeth.bsky.social · 18h
I always wonder if these dipshits truly think that gendered toilets are some magical forcefield that prevent rape.
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Razzball @razzball.bsky.social · 18h
Matt Shaw has nothing to say, like nothing nothing so allow me to explore my theory. Everyone says it’s JD who she’s fucking but Erika is with Matt Shaw, 100%
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Ben DuBose @bendubose.bsky.social · 18h
Look who the fifth woman is. On brand
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Shellraiser B Woke - Living Saint of Purity🏳️‍⚧️🖤💜🤍 💛 @shelleybwoke.bsky.social · 21h
A bathroom is 4 walls and a hole where the pee-poop goes.
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Razzball @razzball.bsky.social · 21h
So, if the White Sox win the series then God exists, and if the Guardians win, it’s the devil, right?
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Razzball @razzball.bsky.social · 20h
White Sox need to lose the bullpen phone and install a Pope phone
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Razzball @razzball.bsky.social · 18h
Mike Trout watching Jo Adell thinking, “I can’t even have a good Eagles season.”
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I'mNotAHRHitter @imnotahrhitter.bsky.social · 20h
Forgive me father, for I have balked
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kylie, themeny of the state (spooky),,, @kylie.hater.club · 20h
You just know Pope Leo’s like “hey boss, can I have like one day off to go watch the Sox” (boss being God, of course)
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Razzball @razzball.bsky.social · 20h
Where at the point if anyone just tells the truth about one of these losers republicans, it feels like a modern miracle
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Artist Formerly Known As Whoopty-Hell 🦋 @fanoftheland13.bsky.social · 20h
White Sox were begging to give up some runs that inning and they bailed em out.
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Dan "Mr. Bones and Me" Greene @dmgreene.bsky.social · 20h
Madam Dell how did you get out of the backrooms
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Razzball @razzball.bsky.social · 20h
Angel Martinez was like, “Watch this,” and it was just swinging at everything
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Razzball @razzball.bsky.social · 20h
White Sox need to lose the bullpen phone and install a Pope phone
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Razzball @razzball.bsky.social · 20h
If you use an ABS challenge in the 1st and you’re wrong, you should get shamed. Maybe a middle school photo of yourself with acne on the scoreboard for the whole half inning, something.
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Razzball @razzball.bsky.social · 20h
Goesoff, is this something
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Razzball @razzball.bsky.social · 20h
I like that “way to Jimmy” says it all
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Razzball @razzball.bsky.social · 20h
no runner going thru first ever knows if they made the turn, so if the ball gets by at first, they have to run back immediately
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Razzball @razzball.bsky.social · 20h
lol bsky.app/profile/late...
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Razzball @razzball.bsky.social · 21h
White Sox start each game by choosing a Pope
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Razzball @razzball.bsky.social · 21h
If you win the most games, you get the benefit of giving your opponent the ultimate motivation to beat you
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Razzball @razzball.bsky.social · 21h
What if the Yankees give the Red Sox a rose?
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Ken Tremendous @kentremendous.bsky.social · 21h
Well-earned, sir! Thank you for your excellent stewardship. variety.com/2026/tv/news...
variety.com
David Zaslav Gets $606 Million Payout From Paramount-Warner Bros. Merger
David Zaslav will receive $606 million as he leaves Warner Bros. Discovery, after the company's merger with David Ellison's Paramount was completed.
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Razzball @razzball.bsky.social · 21h
It would make sense
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