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Mittie Paul

@mittiepaul.bsky.social
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Artist/writer/designer. Production designer by day, artist by night. Tired adult. Opinions are my own, etc. (they/he) www.mittiepaul.com mittiepaul.myshopify.com vgen.co/mittiepaul

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Mittie Paul @mittiepaul.bsky.social · 31m
I don’t want to publicly post the job referal portal because it shows legal name and deadnames me (lol) but if any friends/mutuals have comics editing experience and are looking for work, Boom is hiring rn and I’m happy to DM pass along my referral link! Come work with me in da funny books.
Person in full clown costume sitting in front of an office desk/computer
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Mittie Paul @mittiepaul.bsky.social · 1h
Jim Bakker dead? Lmaoooo time to share my favorite YouTube poop youtu.be/rOH37W0jPpA?...
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Vic Berger Presents Jim Bakker's Buckets
YouTube video by Vic Berger
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much like your ghosting @mlyp.bsky.social · 7h
Using your smallest platform to take accountability is crazy
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Mittie Paul @mittiepaul.bsky.social · 9h
Autopay bills will find you and your bank account at its lowest point…
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Mia Varlineau 🌻 playing FFXIV (wolshipping 25/7) @miavarlineau.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
LEAVE ME ALONE
Tetsuo from the anime/manga Akira meme screaming with bsky julies following him. Girl pls stop
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Marie @mmariesr.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Alisaie
Illustration of Alisaie from ff14.
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Gespenst MK-VII @callgespenst.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
tweet from @topherflorence

peanuts is a cool comic cause the babies are always unsupervised in a dirt field saying stuff like "suffering is the cantaloupe in the fruit salad of life" and then the dog does a skateboard trick
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💀your friend corrigan.🥀 @hereliescorri.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I feel like there's a cohort of us who got on the internet before "social media" and made all sorts of healthy friendships through forums or livejournal or what have you and thus, while everyone's like SOCIAL MEDIA FUELS COMPARISON AND MISERY we're like, but that's just where my friends live.
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🌈miski🌦️ @miski.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
my unironic life advice for everyone is to go to an art museum once in a while because i think being in an environment that encourages you to really *see* something is good for you
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shaunt @shaunvids.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
i don't know the best time to opine about the possibility of rehabilitation and restorative justice and so on but the worst time is 5 minutes after one of your favs is outed doing something terrible
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Grant Stoner @supercrip1994.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Friendly reminder that Sharma is responsible for completely obliterating the accessibility division and its community goodwill at Xbox.
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Mittie Paul @mittiepaul.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Anyway I was reminded today that it’s kind of insane that JKR has made her whole thing being mad at trans women using bathrooms when she wrote a whole book which has the plot of cis boys going into a girls bathroom for plot reasons and it was a non issue. What’s up with that?
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Mittie Paul @mittiepaul.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
You don’t have to rehab someone/their image just because you liked their work before finding out they were a horrible person. You liking art before knowing they sucked, especially when those details were kept hidden, does not condemn you as a person. But making excuses AFTER stuff comes out IS…
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Rory Blank @roryblank.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Two big lessons of the last few years: the idea of the turing test is moot because the bar for what people will ascribe sentience to is in the toilet, and a very vocal chunk of people are still more concerned with the welfare of unthinking programs than the lives of humans
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Gavadon @gavadon.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I skipped high school to buy tickets for The Phantom Menace. The following day my Dad asked ," how was school?" I replied, " It was fine " He then threw this newspaper at me and asked , " how the fuck would you know?" He was so pleased with himself that I didn't actually get in trouble.
Newspaper where I am on the front page, in line for Star Wars tickets , having given the reporter my full government name Closeup of the photo from the Newspaper where I am on the front page, in line for Star Wars tickets , having given the reporter my full government name .

As one pal put it, " a very John Conner look "Closeup of the text for the photo that says 

" Ticket wars

Left: The line of area residents waitinng for advanced ticket sales for the May 19 release of "Star Wars Episode One: The Phantom Menace" stretched outside the Grand Central Mall's Regal Cinemas onto the sidewalk outside. Above: Inside, Jordan Baker, Joe Peyton, Mat Lyons, Josh Lemley and Steve Roberts passed time by playing Star Wars Trivial Pursuit as they awaited the Lucas epic.

Photos by Tony Kemp
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aj 🧃 lyse’s wife @fellyse.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
“…I don’t think the gods listen to people like me.” [ #ffxivart #lyse ]
digital artwork of Lyse Hext FFXIV . 
she holds a flag staff/pole, and it flows behind her.
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Transphobes Can't Read @lordaslan.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
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Repost this if trans people should have access to dark magic...
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Mittie Paul @mittiepaul.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I’m convinced that “gen z want millennials to retire” is a psyop take made by gen x/boomers to cause infighting and distract us from the fact they still hold the majority of the positions of wealth and power
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KILL ME, FUNNY DEER MAIDEN @ghouljokes.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Thinking abt orc city again
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Hannako L 💀 Store Prep @thisishannako.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Worried about the people on Nextdoor posting like they're leaving final notes from deep inside a pyramid.
A next door email that reads "Your [redacted] neighbors
I'm trapped.
We can't open the door. "
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Mittie Paul @mittiepaul.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Lying down for three (3) whole minutes before you have to get on another teams call
[screencap from Star Wars show Andor] Man flopped down on bed eyes open with no expression
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Kenny Logins @kennylogins.bsky.social · 30/12/2025
george bailey in it’s a wonderful life (1947)morpheus in the matrix (1999)
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gamera obscura october edition @ohrobin.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
youtube premium is giving me three free months of discord nitro. crunchbucket plus is giving me ninety free days of splorb. fubo ultra is giving me a complimentary fortnight of bonk concierge. grackle platinum is giving me six years of squak. quibi eternal is giving me three fiscal quarters of tobi.
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Riker Googling @rikergoogling.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
galaxy class starship reset bios
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Dan of the Year @downwithdan.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
When you have no concept of how people engage with music
nicksaraev ~
@nicksaraev
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I am not joking when I say this.
Spotify, Apple Music, and streaming in general is over.
Al music is now very, very good. You just don't know yet because all Al music circulating today is from ~2-3 generations ago.
Suno v6 pro et al has solved infinite personalized music.
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Zac Thompson @zacthompson.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Skirting the razor thin line between pleasure and pain by making another Hellraiser shitpost.
a shitpost showing pinhead and the puzzle box from hell. It reads in bold text: DUDES BE LIKE "DON'T TORTURE ME" MY BROTHER IN LEVIATHAN YOU OPENED THE PUZZLE BOX
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maddie ★ othatsraspberry @othatsraspberry.com · 26/09/2026
i keep thinking of this clip it so perfectly encapsulates trying to explain any kind of internet-based job that's only existed for the past 10-20 years
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mattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 29/09/2026
awoke this morning with a Vision
that diagram showing  the SUV blind spot in the front but it's lowly worm driving his little applemobile
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ADHD Memes @adhdforreal.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
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Goldstein (still not a pseudonym) @goldstein.latinsky.app · 28/09/2026
MASHUP of famous penny arcade and far side comics
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Mittie Paul @mittiepaul.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I’m in agony [trying to install drivers for a 10 year old printer to my brand new PC]
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beepatrix3 @benamas2.myatproto.social · 28/09/2026
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Mittie Paul @mittiepaul.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
All my WoL charm comms came in today! 👀 (plus more of my guys)
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Andrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
the two big ai stories to kick off the week are - meta ai giving your address to strangers on fb marketplace - stole a scientific breakthrough and presented it as its own work this is what we get instead of healthcare or third spaces or public transportation or pick literally anything else
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cari •ᴗ• @caridescent.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
on my puter 🐟
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Mittie Paul @mittiepaul.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Making art primarily for income the past decade or so deeply damaged my relationship with creativity as a whole. I was trying to take a break and coast off job/shop for a year to let it recharge but shop being shut down forced me back into draw for money grind. Now I’m back where I started… 😭
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Ed Zitron @edzitron.com · 28/09/2026
AI has lost the Mandate of Heaven I’m afraid. WSJ saying it’s a “when” the ai bubble bursts. SNL dabbing on their biggest names for being weird. FT says 50% of chips sold in 2026 and 2027 have nowhere to go. Hundreds of billions short on revenue for even 10% ROIC. A disaster.
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TAHK0 @tahk0.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
you can’t even write jokes better than this
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Iris/アイリス 🏳️‍⚧️ @irisdescentbird.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
funniest rom hack reasoning of all time
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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 01/01/2025
Eric Andre shooting Hannibal Buress labeled: "The Future Of Life On Earth." He's labeled 100 companies. 

Afterwards he says: "Why would everyone Individually choose to do this?"
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Francesco Francavilla @ffrancavilla.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
This is making the rounds but be aware: it's A.I. slop! First: having those big trucks with tanks full of fuel going that fast off-terrain seems highly unrealistic. But there's also a SUV and a guy appearing all of sudden and walking in the middle of it at the 17 second :P So yeah, don't fall for it
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Mittie Paul @mittiepaul.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I’ve had a little jackalope taxidermy for years and I took it off the wall for some window repair this spring and in that time it was sitting ontop my dresser moths completely ruined it. 😭 If anyone sees any affordable ones out in the wild lmk. Most of them I see are too expensive or too big horns
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SIREN @ GATEWAY 601 @sillysiren.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
#FFXIV ceramic tiles
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Mr. Joshua @pantspants.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
“Spaghetti Night.” Pen and copic gray marker on paper. 

Our man is in the kitchen making spaghetti for his guests, who have become increasingly rowdy as they wait for dinner. More on them in a moment. He speaks into his landline phone with his oven mitts on, “Everybody’s pretty riled up for spaghetti night.” He is correct because sure enough we see his riled up dinner guests in the background. Two men play wrestle as a woman raises her hand to spank one of the wrestler's cheeks. She’s got great leverage on the windup so those cheeks are about to be pummeled, reader. Another man finds himself being carried by a woman with a crew-cut. Her strength is on display here because despite the man’s weight she’s able to effortlessly run around the living room with him slung over her shoulder like a ragdoll. Behind them we see another spaghetti night guest pumping his fists and shouting to the ceiling. Perhaps howling. 

Artist’s note: One of my favorite drawings. Love seeing the whole group having a great time together.
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fern @eleressea.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
✍️
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Stellbound: Stellraiser II @antlervel.vet · 26/09/2026
Nothing is ever allowed to change
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Eugene Vinitsky 🍒 @eugenevinitsky.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
A rich person can never be held accountable. Therefore, a rich person must never make a societal decision
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Hand of Mercy -> Gateway Fate @fragile-heart.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
taking a few FCFS sketch comms: forms.gle/9VRCJeZpEXpJ...
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much like your ghosting @mlyp.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
at this point I feel like the FDA should just provide a list of safe foods
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