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Juniper Wolf

@juniperwolf.bsky.social
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27 | Bi | Trans | Taken | 🔞 Free range bitch that does engineering for a living I dont talk much, and I'm on here for memes and yeah... Artwork of my icon by @churrokat.bsky.social Artwork of my banner by Netuma on FA

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Ecli 🔜 NFC @ecli-fox.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
no thoughts, only bread 🦊🍞
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zach @extrafabulous.bsky.social · 4h
MAN. I'M GLAD I WASN'T AN IPAD KID

-(FLASHBACK) THE 90'S-

MOMMA CAN I HAVE SODIE POP

HERE. GO OUTSIDE AND I DONT WANT TO SEE YOU UNTIL EITHER 10P.M. OR THEY DROP AN AMBER ALERT.

Kid sits in the darkness with sodie pop illuminated by the orange streetlight
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Lee Hurley @hleehurley.com · 7h
Heard someone suggest a reason that kids drink and do drugs less these days is because so many more are properly medicated for Adhd and autism and it's been stuck in my head since
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Sarah Andersen @sarahseeandersen.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
The image is of a four panel comic.
The first panel is titled “things that are spooky”. We see a book of hexes, a skull, candles, a pentagram in blood, and vampire teeth. Pointing off panel we see a speech bubble that says “I love it”.
The second panel is titled “things that are cute”. We see a strawberry cake, a boba drink, a bunny plushie, and a cute notebook and pen. Again, we see a speech bubble pointing off panel that says “I love it”.
The third panel is titled “things that are spooky AND cute”. We see a row of cute decorative ghosts.
The fourth panel shows Sarah, the protagonist, completely freaking out at this combination.
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Bits @bitshammer.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
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T-Kay @ttothekay.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
After being told a previous sketch with the words "Fuck ICE" was "needlessly hateful". So I felt I should make an apology. Sorry the message wasn't loud enough, clear enough, and didn't include Fuck the Pedo-in-Chief and all his fascist followers. It's not needless hate. It's positive intolerance.
A drawing of Cinn wearing an Elbows Up tanktop, giving double middle fingers, with the words "F*ck ICE, F*ck Trump, & F*ck the losers who support 'em" framing her.
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Momo @heyheymomo.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Did you know you only need a small brain to make silly little drawings?
4 panel comic:
Panel 1: pink blob guy on a table, pencil in their hands. Grey circle on a piece of paper and a glass of water on the table. They say “look here”
Panel 2: Proudly, they hold up the drawing of a grey blobby character on two stick legs up in the air. The pink blob says “I drew this!”
Panel 3: Satisfied they sit back down on the table. They now go “it’s not much, but..” The grey drawing looks a bit peeved because the drawer is calling it “not much”
Panel 4: But it’s okay, because now the pink blob is very pleased finally. He says “it came from my brain!” Holding the pencil up. The grey drawing blob is happy again, too. End well, all well!
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Nightfrost 🔜 MP @nightfrost.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
5AM acrylic
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kat excellence ✨ @katexcellence.io · 31/08/2026
this was difficult to read, but it's important to know people are currently in prison for 50+ years for attending a protest + one wasn't even at the protest, but got sentenced for 30 years for "concealing" anarchist zines
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How anti-ICE protesters became prisoners in Trump's war on antifa
“We are not terrorists.”
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IggyMaid @iggymaid.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
boils my piss when a company shares how "AI is boosting productivity" but they never say how or what this AI of theirs is actually doing to achieve that, it's always about the result, never the process. Probably since the process involves mass layoffs & theft huh? Not very PR friendly that.
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dani @chucrukat.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Something something omcr
Meme redraw with an Omochiri painted sketch showing pokemon elite four Rika and top champion Geeta during afterglow

Geeta says "sorry I might have left some lipstick down there"
Rika replies "it's okay. It's the only place I wear it" while Geeta tries not to laugh.

YURI YURI OMCR YURIII YAYYYYYY WOOOHOO
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Babybel Bandit @greblin.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I regret to inform you that I've stolen your ability to breath and blink automatically, to get these powers back you must email me at minimum 5 bags of shredded cheese and one of those stuffed crust garlic pizzas they do at the supermarket
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Evan Urquhart @evanurquhart.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Definitely click through on this story for the quotes from the Third Way spokesperson, who AGREED Democratic candidates should NOT adopt Republican language on trans issues. I was floored - even tried to get Billie to put it in the headline. This is not just analysis, these quotes are news.
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Nash @radiodeadair.com · 28/09/2026
All it took was getting kicked out of the White House press room and suddenly CNN remembers that "lie" is a word.
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jess m. ☕🍂 @jametc.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
jesus christ. the new president of the university is closing down the biggest, oldest repository of fossils, specimens and artifacts with a single month's notice because I guess, archaeology is too woke or something? where the fuck is it all going to go? into the bin? get mad about it:
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Brown Eyed Susan @browneyedsusan.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
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Doc Vivi Leandra【 VTC 】- Real-Life Scientist VTuber 🧬🖥️ @docvivileandra.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I feel like at least half the reason for the AI craze is that you get to blame a robot when stuff goes wrong, even if you totally could have prevented it and the way it went wrong was completely illegal And for some reason legal systems just accept this as an excuse
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Mr. Joshua @pantspants.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
“Spaghetti Night.” Pen and copic gray marker on paper. 

Our man is in the kitchen making spaghetti for his guests, who have become increasingly rowdy as they wait for dinner. More on them in a moment. He speaks into his landline phone with his oven mitts on, “Everybody’s pretty riled up for spaghetti night.” He is correct because sure enough we see his riled up dinner guests in the background. Two men play wrestle as a woman raises her hand to spank one of the wrestler's cheeks. She’s got great leverage on the windup so those cheeks are about to be pummeled, reader. Another man finds himself being carried by a woman with a crew-cut. Her strength is on display here because despite the man’s weight she’s able to effortlessly run around the living room with him slung over her shoulder like a ragdoll. Behind them we see another spaghetti night guest pumping his fists and shouting to the ceiling. Perhaps howling. 

Artist’s note: One of my favorite drawings. Love seeing the whole group having a great time together.
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samantha @goblinsorcerer.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
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Dooper @dooper.live · 15/09/2026
Let's Groove
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Merrymac Farm Sanctuary @merrymacsanctuary.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Jessica has her optimal Saturday planned -cozy in her house -a cup of tea -a good book (probably something by Jane Austen because she enjoys a classic)
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IggyMaid @iggymaid.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
OBS Studio versions 32.2.2 and lower are vulnerable to this attack
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🌟 dani @churrokat.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
vgen cats!
A portrait of a stripped senior catPortrait of a blue eyed cat blepingPortrait of a calico cat showing her belly
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Juniper Wolf @juniperwolf.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
My sincere condolences. May he rest in peace...
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Rami Ismail (رامي) @ramiismail.com · 25/09/2026
I honestly have never considered switching from Google Pixel phones until they sent me a "wanna celebrate destroying the lives of trans people" as a system update.
Android Pixel system update screen, showing Harry Potter customizations as a bullet point.
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Abra / Jessica Conwell, Carmella Creeper's Gender Doula🏳️‍⚧️ 🇲🇽🌼 @pairofclaws.bsky.social · 19/11/2025
I don't know who needs to hear this, but hating yourself isn't an integral part of the trans experience and we need to stop glamorizing it.
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da share z0ne @dasharez0ne.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
NO ONE - dashare.zone ADMIN
A SKELTEN WHOS TORRENTIND SOME REAL SHYT, "NO ONE WANTS TO WATCH AI MOVIES, IF I GAVE A SHIT WHAT THE COMPUTER WANTED, I WOULDENT OBSESSIVELY BLOCK ADS AND REFUSE TO UPDATE MY SOFTWARE" - MAYBE I WOULD BELIEVE THE COMPUTER KNOWS WHAT I WANT TO WATCH IF IT DIDNT USE 20 YEARS OF STEALING MY DATA TO TRY TO SELL ME THE SAME THING I BOUGHT LAST WEEK - MAYBE I WOULD BELIEVE AN ALGORITHM WOULD ENTERTAIN ME IF EVERY SOCIAL MEDIA SITES ALGORITHM WASNT DETERMINED TO SHOW ME DUMB BULLSHIT TO MAKE ME MAD - MAYBE I WOULD BELIEVE THAT "AI" COULD MAKE SOMETHING OF WORTH IF IT HAD EVER DONE SO EVEN ONCE AFTER READING EVERY BOOK AND WATCHING EVERY VIDEO IN EXISTANCE - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
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✪ Beware the Gray Ghost ✪ @jongraywb.blacksky.app · 24/09/2026
I have been labeled (listed) as being both irritating and annoying. Good. May my presence be a bountiful blessing of happy sufferings forever foisted with extravagance upon you. And now that you are aware of my powers, I shall turn up my dial and increase it. ALL YOU’VE DONE NOW IS ENCOURAGE ME.
A comic from Kate Beaton’s “Hark a Vagrant”

A mermaid sits upon a rock strumming a harp. A pirate in a boat responds by saying: I DON'T LIKE THE THING YOU ARE DOING CAN YOU DO A DIFFERENT THING
THAT I LIKE

The mermaid responds by saying: I WILL FUCKING INCREASE THE FUCKING THING

Guess what I’m about to do, you sour bitches. Yee fucking HAW
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
People get demoralized when transitioning when they discover that beyond the initial identification of "the problem," transitioning itself will not make you happy. What it provides is the POSSIBILITY for happiness by allowing you to more easily participate in romance, community and self-improvement
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Juniper Wolf @juniperwolf.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I mean, if you like stationary bikes, you could manage knitting and cycling? Or use weighted needles to knit. Like fuckin tungsten needles lol
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Three panel comic. Panel 1: two hyenas are sitting in a classroom of various wild animal students. Their teacher, a gazelle, is standing next to a lion cub who is giving a presentation. The teacher snaps at the two hyenas, “boys! Stop laughing or I’ll separate you.” Panel 2: “continue, Jessica,” says the teacher off panel. One of the hyenas, stifling laughter, peeks out from under his hand at the other hyena. Panel 3: the other hyena is staring directly at him with an uncanny seriousness. The first hyena can’t contain his laughter.
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
The connoisseur
Two panel comic. Panel 1: a guy opens the door to his apartment for a girl. He says with a smile, “well, this is my place!” She looks a little surprised. Panel 2: the guy is at the refrigerator across the room, grabbing a beer. He asks the girl, “drink?” His apartment is decorated with a poster of Heath Ledger’s Joker, a huge poster of Thanos wearing a crown, mink coat and sunglasses on a background of buzzwords such as “money - respect - sigma”, and a gold Kaws figurine. At the base of the panel is a pair of video game RPG-style move selections that read FIGHT and FLEE.
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Three panel comic. Panel 1: a psychic medium is conducting a seance at a table with a small group of people. With his head lowered, the medium says, “we will now attempt to contact the spirit realm.” Panel 2: a wraith-like ghost is sitting on the toilet in a well-lit bathroom, idly scrolling on its phone. The phone is ringing. Panel 3: displayed on the phone screen is an incoming call 
 from “Creepy Psychic Guy”, whose default contact photo is one of those fuckin bitmoji emoji faces - i can’t stand those things. Anyway the ghost declines the call.
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Three panel comic. Panel 1: glamorous stage presentation for a Lifetime Achievement Award. The award is being presented to “Gug Rockberg”, who invented fire. Next to his name is a black and white headshot photo. The presenter extends her arm to welcome Gug Rockberg to the stage. Panel 2: mister Rockberg is being wheeled onstage by a young woman. He looks like a shriveled, impossibly old potato with no musculature. Panel 3: the crowd applauds as Rockberg receives his award. One audience member remarks, “dang, he’s still around?”
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Three panel comic. Panel 1: an emo teenager is sitting with his family at a table in a casual restaurant. While his parents chat, he looks at another table solemnly. There is a dark aura emanating off him. Panel 2: a similar scene across the restaurant- an emo girl with her family; her little brother is absolutely housing a cheeseburger. She stares back at the guy across the restaurant, while also emitting a dark aura. Panel 3: the two teenagers eyes are locked on each other. In a shared thought bubble, which drowns out all the surrounding ambience, they imagine themselves as anthropomorphic wolves, embracing while they ride a motorcycle down a dark and lonely road through the black of night.
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Two panel comic. Panel 1: an alien is sitting behind the wheel of a sedan with the window rolled down. He looks over at another car and says, “is this guy for real?” Panel 2: a second alien is stopped at the light next to the first alien. He is sitting behind the wheel of an enormous pickup truck with hover wheels. The truck is absolutely decked out in crazy hyper-macho patriotic stickers and flags, like an alien punisher skull, a flag sticker that reads “We the Bleeple”, and a bumper sticker that reads, “offended? GLOOP.”
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Three panel comic. Panel 1: people standing at the barrier for a race track, watching as the cars race around the bend toward them. A man says, “here he comes… MACH 5 MONKEY!” Panel 2: in a split second moment which feels like an eternity, Mach 5 Monkey (a mandrill wearing sunglasses, steering the car with his foot) passes by and glances over his shades at an attractive young woman in the crowd. Panel 3: as the cars veer away, kicking up wind and dust, the crowd goes bananas. The young woman blushes and thinks, “he looked at me…”
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Different strokes
Two panel comic. Panel 1: a metalhead rocker dude with long hair strums a guitar enthusiastically alongside loud music. The posters around him are a bunch of power metal acts such as Lips, CMYK, and Sure. There are beer bottles and cans littered around. Panel 2: his downstairs neighbor is a different type of metalhead. He’s got a shaved head, a neutral, clean apartment with an organized record collection, and memorabilia for death/doom metal acts such as Ick, Filth, and Girth Rate. Mildly annoyed, he removes his headphones and glances up at the ceiling, from which his neighbors loud music is emanating.
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Out of Context Simpsons Treehouse of Horror 🎃 @ooccouchgags.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
BREAKING: The Be Sharps will no longer be opening for Ed Sheeran
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Kuna @wryote.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Everyone’s doin’ their best and everyone’s burnt the f out and everyone needs more grace from everyone but everyone can’t find it to give if they don’t have the space to recover and we all collectively need a deep breath and a hot bubble bath and a break to rebuild our patience and energy.
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Katie looks at a pic on Grindr featuring a muscular man labelled "hungdaddy." She asks "why do all these dudes on Grindr just post their torsos. She types in the app and says "whatever, I'm too horny to think striaght. I'll take a chance on one of 'em." She receives a knock on the door. She opens it and standing in front of her is a armless, legless, headless torso.
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Juniper Wolf @juniperwolf.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
So I have an Abyssal Zone in my balls? Damn
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The Onion @theonion.com · 19/09/2026
Fertility Experts Discover Rare Deep-Ball Sperm At Bottom Of Testes
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Fertility Experts Discover Rare Deep-Ball Sperm At Bottom Of Testes
BALTIMORE—In a major breakthrough that sheds new light on the still largely unexplored region, leading fertility experts at the Johns Hopkins University School of Medicine announced Friday that they h...
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Sarah Andersen @sarahseeandersen.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
The image is of a four panel comic.
The first panel shows a brain. The brain is saying "I'm 30 and YOUNG! I only recently fully developed!"
The second panel shows a heart. The heart says "I hear ya! I can keep going for DECADES more!"
The third panel shows a spine's face. It weakly says, "I am old".
We zoom out and the spine is using a walker. It continues, "so very old".
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Marko (Nerd and Jock Comics) @markoraassina.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Batman and Robin vs Bane
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SQUIDDY-DOG @bigsquidman.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Coffee shop
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Doc Vivi Leandra【 VTC 】- Real-Life Scientist VTuber 🧬🖥️ @docvivileandra.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I'm glad how everyone is finally talking about how the AI industry is taken over by an insane cult which believes insane things, lol
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Venus @droolfang.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
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a doodle of wil e coyote injecting acme brand estrogen. a doodle of the roadrunnera doodle of wil e coyote with a cartoonish hole where her tits have exploded clean off. she holds a sign that says ouch. the roadrunner is staring disrespectfully at her nothings.
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Foucault's Pudendum @kaitave.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Easily one of the most annoying things to come out of our dumb century is people who get bent out of shape if you don't hate AI "correctly," like this still isn't debate club, I will hate the idiot bullshit plagiarism machine that wastes power however I want actually, fuck off
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Claire Willett @clairewillett.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
every day of my life I think about the people using “she” to describe this computer program who still need to be convinced to use it for trans women
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