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John Moe

@johnmoe.bsky.social
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www.johnmoe.website SAINT PAUL, MINNESOTA Host/creator: Depresh Mode, Sleeping with Celebrities, The Hilarious World of Depression. Host/co-creator/head writer: Wits. Author: The Hilarious World of Depression. Lead singer: Math Emergency.

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John Moe @johnmoe.bsky.social · 1h
ME: I just wonder if what I'm experiencing is clinical depression. PSYCHIATRIST INFORMED ONLY BY STOCK PHOTOGRAPHY: Hmm. Have you been sitting by yourself, looking out a window while frowning? ME: What? No. PSYCHIATRIST INFORMED ONLY BY STOCK PHOTOGRAPHY: Then you're fine!
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John Moe @johnmoe.bsky.social · 4h
Well, regardless, congratulations to Ice Cube.
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John Moe @johnmoe.bsky.social · 15h
It was such a dream come true to finally say “Let’s make it a true Daily Double, Ken” on Jeopardy. Sadly, no one clapped as they were so fixated on whether I was a “contestant”, how I “got onto this set”, my “arsenal of ninja weapons”, and brutal tackling. I did shake everyone’s hands though!
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John Moe @johnmoe.bsky.social · 20h
The recent deaths of Dennis Hastert and Dennis Haskins must be making one person in particular kind of nervous.
Dennis Haysbert, of course.
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G-g-g-g-ghost Pete 🦆 @whyaduck.bsky.social · 21h
Hearing @johnmoe.bsky.social talk with Andy Frasco on @depreshmode.bsky.social is hitting hard. Take away the crowd and who are you left with. Sick of being who they want you to be and realizing you don’t know who you actually are.
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John Moe @johnmoe.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Pope Leo put out a video about mental health. It's a Pope's Prayer and it appears at the website popesprayer.va. I am not at all pleased that when I saw that url, I thought, "What the heck is a Pope Sprayer?"
popesprayer.va
Pope's Worldwide Prayer Network
We are a global community, moved by the cries of humanity and drawn to walk together toward hope. Discover the community
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John Moe @johnmoe.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I can read lips if someone has written words in English on those lips.
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John Moe @johnmoe.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
They're here! They're here! The Comedy Wildlife Awards finalists are here! www.comedywildlifephoto.com/gallery/fina...
an angry birda squirrel(?) with grass in his mouth looking scaryA praying mantis looking casual
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John Moe @johnmoe.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Judd Apatow made a documentary about @mariabamford.bsky.social and now he's making one about E from Eels and I think if he's going to raid my personal tastes for his ideas, I should receive a small commission or at least a box of pastries.
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John Moe @johnmoe.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Oh here, I’ll cue it up for you. Just go to 1:02:34. youtu.be/kOZpuSqS6aw?...
youtu.be
The Mysterious Monsters (1975)
YouTube video by weirdlectures
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John Moe @johnmoe.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I never expected to scold one of my dogs for “stealing Kenny Rogers’ trazodone” but that’s exactly what happened at the Moe house.
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John Moe @johnmoe.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I’m interviewing E of Eels tomorrow and that’s a nice thing to happen on a Monday, I think.
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John Moe @johnmoe.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I’ll be at Dual Citizen in St Paul for this at 4. I’ll be the bald guy who is unclear what he’s supposed to be doing. maximumfun.org/maxfun-meetu...
maximumfun.org
MaxFun Meetup Day returns Sunday, October 4! | Maximum Fun
MaxFun Meetup Day returns Sunday, October 4!
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John Moe @johnmoe.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Whoosh. This was tough.
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John Moe @johnmoe.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I guess my favorite Glen Campbell song is that one where he’s in alignment with the county.
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John Moe @johnmoe.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I grieve the loss of Twitter, still. Losing it to all those ogres. It was never perfect but I am still tremendously moved by this thread. x.com/johnmoe/stat... Bsky is great but we lost something. Screenshot for those who'd rather not click:
A non-momentous perfect moment in your life.
Not a turning point, no wedding or childbirth or promotion or big break.
A moment that changed nothing really but that was just perfect.
Go!20 years ago, a party at my friend Shannon’s house. She had learned just enough guitar to sort of play “Daughter” by Pearl Jam. So - drunkenly and with tremendous joy - she played it for 20 minutes.
Life went on, she didn’t become a musician, but that night was perfect.
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John Moe @johnmoe.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I realize this is not a new nickname form of Nathan but I will believe it anyway.
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John Moe @johnmoe.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Why, this didn’t take any time at all. Nor am I instantly full of doubts and second-guessing.
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John Moe @johnmoe.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
My habit of barely ever looking at Instagram has worked out well but I must admit there is some good stuff there.
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John Moe @johnmoe.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Another excellent choice.
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John Moe @johnmoe.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Such great answers. Art Garfunkel might check all the boxes. Funny name, serious guy, known but not high profile.
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John Moe @johnmoe.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Sorry, yes. Living person. Such that one could plausibly have booked them for an interview.
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John Moe @johnmoe.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Very much right track but may yet be too obscure. I wish Walter Mondale was still with us.
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John Moe @johnmoe.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Right track!
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John Moe @johnmoe.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I think I also need someone with less baggage. There are known topics with him. Does anyone know what Benmont Tench thinks about anything? Not really.
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John Moe @johnmoe.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
For a comedy thing I’m doing I’m trying to think of a celebrity name (don’t need the person, just the name) and here are requirements: - known but not super famous - not charismatic - not a funny person - unusual name but not overly so 1st thought was Benmont Tench but was told he was too obscure.
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John Moe @johnmoe.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Good morning, Kenny Rogers. Good morning, Maisy filming a commercial for antidepressants.
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Angry People in Local Newspapers @apiln.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
We don’t do the Daily Mail, but as a public service, here is someone with far too much money being attacked by an owl.
Princess Beatrice's friend Alice Naylor-Leyland is attacked by rogue owl during chaotic photoshoot.
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John Moe @johnmoe.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
A friend who is a rap musician once told me that a lot of rap used to be about selling drugs but then it became more about taking drugs.
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John Moe @johnmoe.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Watching a movie about the Unabomber where an FBI agent in Montana pronounces Helena as hel-LAY-nuh. Granted, it’s not as bad as a nationwide bombing campaign that kills three people and injured 23 more but it’s pretty bad.
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Brad Neuhauser @burakkorii.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Not a movie, but there's a board game coming out soon! boardgamegeek.com/boardgame/38...
boardgamegeek.com
Night Witches
Soviet female pilots fly harassment missions against the Wehrmacht during WW2.
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John Moe @johnmoe.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Oh man. I’ve spent SO much time looking for that amulet. Unrelated: has anyone seen a vampire amulet around?
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John Moe @johnmoe.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Kenny Rogers makes it okay to both be weird AND decorate your life.
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John Moe @johnmoe.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Some puppies looking for foster homes in Minnesota. Marie wants you to foster her. And her sister. I think her name’s Deborah. You don’t even have to go to JC Penney to meet them. www.thebondbetween.org/foster/dogs youtu.be/YwXeCuhEch8?...
Marie, a puppyDeborah, a puppy
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John Moe @johnmoe.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Listening back to a show I did nine years ago where I refer to anxiety and depression as "The twins, Goofus and Goofus." Pretty good line I have no memory of writing or speaking.
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John Moe @johnmoe.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
They are Night Witches! They are women who kicked Nazi ass in really lousy planes! Please make a movie about the Night Witches. cc @jamesgunn.bsky.social youtu.be/769fgpbFNpA?...
youtu.be
The Female Nazi Hunters of WWII | The History Show
YouTube video by Complexly
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Gregormortis (with Boo G's) @plusgreg.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
It's hard for Kenny Rogers the Rescue Dog, since one of his eyes can see every ghost. Minnesota friends, his adoption info is here: new.shelterluv.com/embed/animal...
new.shelterluv.com
Capone D71091 is available for adoption at The Bond Between
Check out Capone D71091 or one of the other animals for adoption at The Bond Between
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Depresh Mode with John Moe @depreshmode.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
On Monday we will have the wonderful Andy Frasco on the show to talk about a lot of things, including how the music industry is bullshit, and how much he loves the music industry.
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John Moe @johnmoe.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
“Oh right on!” - Andres Serrano
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John Moe @johnmoe.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
“Yes, there should be two tickets waiting for me here at the ballpark. My name is Phillie Fan Murphy.”
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John Moe @johnmoe.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Cillian Murphy should change his name to two names: Silly-an Murphy when he does comedies. Killy-an Murphy when he does dramas.
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Michael @michaelnaphys.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
static.klipy.com
Simpsons Laugh: Homer, Bart, and Lisa
ALT: Simpsons Laugh: Homer, Bart, and Lisa
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John Moe @johnmoe.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Jill thinks I should do new Wolves broadcaster (and Sonics broadcaster 1987-2008) Kevin Calabro for crop art. He is the absolute best after all.
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Scott, Reluctantly Autumnal @scottinphillyland.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Your Friday:
Sign for Diggerland amusement park in New Jersey
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John Moe @johnmoe.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I don’t know why everyone is saying it’s so bad. Nothing with Timothy Bottoms could ever be bad.
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John Moe @johnmoe.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I have a lot of work to do tomorrow but no meetings. So I can grab a laptop and work anywhere. You know what that means. Laptop open. Front row. Center. All day consecutive showings of Digger.
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depths of wikipedia @depthsofwikipedia.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
The Phantom of Heilbronn, also referred to as the Woman Without a Face, was a presumed female serial killer whose existence was inferred from DNA evidence found at 40 crime scenes across Austria, France and Germany from 1993 to 2009.

In March 2009, investigators concluded that the supposed serial killer did not exist, and the DNA belonged to a woman who worked at a factory that made the cotton swabs used for collecting DNA samples
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John Moe @johnmoe.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Lemmy singing
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Depresh Mode with John Moe @depreshmode.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
The upside? Tapering dosages off seems to mostly negate these withdrawals, but again, MORE RESEARCH IS NEEDED. Also, any new med OR tapering off a med should be done with a doctor and following precisely what they say.
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Depresh Mode with John Moe @depreshmode.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
www.psypost.org/emotional-di... Withdrawl from antidepressants can be incredibly difficult, but the reasoning for its difficulty is not fully understood. New evidence is suggesting the bad parts of quitting antidepressants are due to physical withdrawal more than absence of the medication's effects.
psypost.org
Emotional distress when stopping antidepressants appears to be due to withdrawal, not relapse
When people stop taking antidepressants, a sudden wave of anxiety or depression can feel like a devastating setback. But new research suggests these emotional spikes are usually a temporary physical w...
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