numbers 🔞 @99999.bsky.social · 9hwhenever vince mcmahon finally dies i can see the last scene of the prestige drama biopic in my head. dark room, he's on his couch alone watching footage of Ted Turner's funeral on the TV. he's completely silent. he takes a drink from a glass on the table. cut to black when he sets it back down 000
Reposted by numbers 🔞June Martin @theworldsgreatestwriter.com · 21hone time my girlfriend was waiting for a bus in Pittsburgh and looking at a martial arts advertisement and a guy in a public works truck rolled down his window and told her “don’t go to that dojo, I challenged the master and he was weak as fuck” 81061248
Reposted by numbers 🔞Dracula Flow @dracula-flow.bsky.social · 24/09/2026There are consequences to your crimes against Dracula 012569
Reposted by numbers 🔞Micah @rincewind.run · 15/10/2026national polling: things are very bad for republicans state polling: things are very bad for republicans district level and internal polling, apparently: we have broken the fifth seal and the apocalypse is nigh 531979264
Reposted by numbers 🔞Arika @ari.express · 15/10/2026everything is a trans allegory and everything that isnt is a DID allegory 36911
numbers 🔞 @99999.bsky.social · 15/10/2026person who's played one video game: you gotta hop on wario land 4 person who's played one thousand video games: you gotta hop on wario land 4 wario land 4: Wario Land 4 010
numbers 🔞 @99999.bsky.social · 15/10/2026same person as the first quote and i love how dumb it is. first thing's first we gotta invent the soul detector and then hook the soul detector up to the submission page it's that simple it's that easy why has no one thought of this yet 010
Reposted by numbers 🔞gina @ootheca.net · 14/10/2026>elf makes fun of me because human narrative art takes place over a hilariously short span of time, from the perspective of their long-lived race >i read an elfish book >its just a normal book but every chapter starts with '100 years later' 82192740
numbers 🔞 @99999.bsky.social · 14/10/2026ftr this isnt like a rule they've actually laid down it's just an example of the level of witch hunting baked into the fuckin air that a regular staple developer proposed this in complete earnestness 030
numbers 🔞 @99999.bsky.social · 14/10/2026risk of rain 2 modcord is like the final boss of ai psychosis i swear to god they are completely insane. "we have to make it mandatory to have contact emails attached to every mod so people can harass you if they think you used ai. we're calling this negative reinforcement to make people stop" 120
numbers 🔞 @99999.bsky.social · 14/10/2026my deadname was apparently suggested by a literal random passerby on the street who saw my mom was pregnant and just shouted it out at her 030
Reposted by numbers 🔞hikikomorphism @hikikomorphism.bsky.social · 13/10/2026"the enemy is both strong and weak", as Umberto Eco put it 1866
Reposted by numbers 🔞Randy Au @randyau.com · 13/10/2026I'm dying laughing at how the cat has conformed to her flower shaped bed today 211214574074
Reposted by numbers 🔞William B. Fuckley @opinionhaver.bsky.social · 13/10/2026one of the funnier little discursive artifacts is that some people are so pot committed to AI never being clearly useful or helpful that they've twisted themselves into pretending that writing SQL or dealing with health insurance are these wonderful experiences no one should ever rob themselves of 2639333
Reposted by numbers 🔞Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 13/10/2026At some point we also have to deal with the fact that one of the two parties is openly hostile to democracy. If you have to win big every election or else the country falls into despotism we're all just playing Russian roulette every few years 614148745
numbers 🔞 @99999.bsky.social · 13/10/2026too broad imo. They're not a threat unless they can be directly provoked by specificity 100
numbers 🔞 @99999.bsky.social · 13/10/2026Serval Sunday... Manul Monday... Tiger Tuesday... Tiger Cat Thursday... Fishing Cat Friday... Sand Cat Saturday... the only day of the week you're safe from a wild Cat is Wednesday 121
Reposted by numbers 🔞ShutenDragoon is existing @shutendragoon.bsky.social · 10/10/2026 "The evil sword's existence, as well as his own, hangs in the balance" WHADDYA MEAN BY THAT BROTHER? I WONT SHOW UP HERE IF MY EXISTENCE HANGS IN THE BALANCE DUDE OR MAYBE I WILL IT REALLY COULD BE UP TO SOUL EDGE DUDE 02512
Reposted by numbers 🔞kai daiju 👹 @kaidaiju.bsky.social · 13/10/2026FINALLY someones making the deadlock guide we've all been waiting for 0225
numbers 🔞 @99999.bsky.social · 13/10/2026fun fact there's a limit of how many curators you're allowed to block at once and it's only like a hundred or something, which is quite bad when there's fifty thousand Hitlers and a hundred thousand useless unfunny one joke curators 020
Reposted by numbers 🔞Will Quinn @willquinnart.bsky.social · 12/10/2026Daily bunny no.3469 is pressing some flowers 82695609
Reposted by numbers 🔞In conclusion, Sue Donym is a land of contrasts. @suedonym.bsky.social · 08/10/2026jeff foxworthy really wanted to be in the furry community, but because of nomative determinism he was worried no one would take his beaversona seriously 2216
numbers 🔞 @99999.bsky.social · 11/10/2026i thought it was really good and i think i had a riff in mind when i first saw it but i forgot and then forgot to reup it like it deserved 010
Reposted by numbers 🔞cafkafk @cafkafk.bsky.social · 11/10/2026I cannot remain ambivalent about my puter chat 515431
numbers 🔞 @99999.bsky.social · 11/10/2026if you can play enough different Dominus traps that Songs becomes a valid include you are probably doing something criminal. 000
numbers 🔞 @99999.bsky.social · 11/10/2026seeing Songs of the Dominators in a list now triggers the same fight or flight response that like, Card of Demise does. it's a clear signal that the deck intends to do some Bull Shit 100
numbers 🔞 @99999.bsky.social · 10/10/2026i havent played this myself yet but a friend did and gave me permission to relay their thoughts on it. they are a noted pangolin enthusiast if this affects your opinion on their opinion 100
Reposted by numbers 🔞I'm Uni :3 @unicouniuni3.bsky.social · 10/10/2026Bat Uni demands treats! 162879693
Reposted by numbers 🔞Bobby Schroeder @ponett.dog · 10/10/2026it's so funny to be surrounded by queer kinksters going "yeah puppygirl petplay and cannibalism as a metaphor for love are SO played out and normie" and then see someone outside that sphere be like "omg, be careful online, there are people attracted to SONIC THE HEDGEHOG characters! can't unsee!! 😱" 1360881902
Reposted by numbers 🔞maud @peloriemate.net · 10/10/2026i got so many people calling this tweet fakeposting back when i made it but since this is bluesky and things have less reach on here im just going to post the photo 257209105238