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Greg Hurlman

@98.codes
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New Yorker living in the wildlands beyond Jersey. Work @ Microsoft but words are mine.

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Jeff Passan Bot @jeffpassanbot.bsky.social · 14m
The Yankees are embarrassing the Red Sox. It is 8-1 after a three-run homer from Cody Bellinger. They have now outscored them 17-1. This series is over.
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Greg Hurlman @98.codes · 15m
Belli bomb! 8-1 … so far
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Greg Hurlman @98.codes · 15m
Your New York Yankees, ladies and gentlemen.
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Star Demands More!
ALT: Star Demands More!
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godzilla jay @jaydestro.org · 1h
SONNY GRAY BEEN A BUM
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Jeff Passan Bot @jeffpassanbot.bsky.social · 23h
FINAL: Yankees 9, Red Sox 0 Ben Rice hit two home runs and drove in six. Cam Schlittler threw 6.1 scoreless and struck out 10. New York beat the snot out of Boston and can clinch an ALDS berth against Tampa Bay with a win Wednesday or, if necessary, Thursday.
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Mike Petriello @mikepetriello.bsky.social · 23h
Have a night, Ben Rice baseballsavant.mlb.com/gamefeed?dat...
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Greg Hurlman @98.codes · 23h
Ben. Rice.
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Ben Rice eating
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Greg Hurlman @98.codes · 30/09/2026
Grogu wearing a New York Yankees baseball cap, a black and tan North Face puffer jacket, and tan boots.
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Tommy Siegel @tommysiegel.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Star Wars vs Star Trek: a guide
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Greg Hurlman @98.codes · 25/09/2026
I know, but man, so much better than the last guy.
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whet moser @whetmoser.com · 25/09/2026
i want nathan fielder to do undecided voter focus groups
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Norcross @floridanorcross.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
DECORATIVE GOURD SEASON MOTHERFUCKERS
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Greg Hurlman @98.codes · 24/09/2026
Stormlight book 1 vs. DCC books 1-6 (so far)
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Greg Hurlman @98.codes · 24/09/2026
Starting my car involves no less than three toggle switches and it will never get old.
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El Jefe Gone Dark Security @eljefe.social · 22/09/2026
Fuck you DOJ! stay the hell away from our ballots! Thank you Marc 💪
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Remember the LMAO @ass.golf · 22/09/2026
I must once again emphasize that if you are putting art on the internet, you need your own website in case some fucking management ghoul decides the platform they paid too much money for isn't worth how much they paid for it
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Mark Riedl @markriedl.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Just when I thought Mustafa Suleyman was starting to sound reasonable www.bbc.com/news/article...
bbc.com
Uncontrolled AI could lead to 'silicon species' rivalling humans, warns Microsoft
Mustafa Suleyman says he believes rival AI firm Anthropic is in effect teaching Claude it "may be conscious".
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Greg Hurlman @98.codes · 20/09/2026
Problem is, @sound-transit.bsky.social has zero concept of how to properly raise their own money. No desire to bother.
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Three panel comic. Panel 1: Genghis khan is sitting in a throne room. His advisor enters with a fruity drink in hand. The advisor proclaims, “Genghis Khan! I bring a gift from a faraway land!” Panel 2: he continues, “a ‘strawberry margarita.’” Genghis takes a delicate yet generous sip. Panel 3: Genghis and his advisor exchange smiles. Genghis says, “yeeooo that’s fire”
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El Jefe Gone Dark Security @eljefe.social · 19/09/2026
No. Bullshit. Who was the human at the Pentagon that relied on that faulty data? Who didn't do the sigint or humint to corroborate that? You can't blame ai when the problem exists between keyboard and chair.
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Greg Hurlman @98.codes · 19/09/2026
Feeling very glad that I put off buying a new pair of All-Stars a few days ago—holy shit, wtf are they thinking?
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TashasEv @tashasev.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
This is such an important article for so many reasons. Yes it’s a bit old, yes it’s very long - but seriously please read it and sit with it. There’s a lot it talks about without talking about it at all. “…friction is also where judgment forms.”
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El Jefe Gone Dark Security @eljefe.social · 19/09/2026
Burn Converse.
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The Other End @theotherend.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
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Greg Hurlman @98.codes · 18/09/2026
I’m sure Ortiz is getting to the bottom of it
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Greg Hurlman @98.codes · 17/09/2026
I don’t know if I’ve ever been this comfortable.
A fluffy white dog sleeps, lying on its back on a brown leather couch with its paws up in the air.
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
@thatdutchperson

[starbucks barista] how can I help you today?

[my therapist, shouting from a distance] nobody can help him
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Dani Donovan 👩🏻‍🎨 ADHD Comics @danidonovan.com · 16/09/2026
ADHD = you often don’t MEAN to do the things you do and don't DO the things you mean to do
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Greg Hurlman @98.codes · 16/09/2026
Congrats to @wsdot.wa.gov for cleaning this up, but leaving the left lane blocked with barrels for absolutely no goddamn reason.
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Greg Hurlman @98.codes · 14/09/2026
#GoBigBlue
I want you to put the word out there that we back up.
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Greg Hurlman @98.codes · 14/09/2026
Dart and Cam right back at it!
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Matt Bors @mattbors.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
It was exactly ten years ago today, on my 33rd birthday, that I posted this comic online.
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Greg Hurlman @98.codes · 12/09/2026
Me: I should plug that PC in and update it, it’s been a while Windows:
Screenshot of a Windows Update recovery screen: “Something didn't go as planned.
No need to worry-undoing changes.
Please keep your computer on.”
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Greg Hurlman @98.codes · 11/09/2026
✅ COVID-19 booster ✅ Flu shot #adulting
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Greg Hurlman @98.codes · 11/09/2026
Somehow, he survives
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TashasEv @tashasev.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Seattle area people: I am looking to have a somewhat creative (but straightforward) alteration done on shirt jacket sleeves. Do you have any recommendations for alterations?
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Greg Hurlman @98.codes · 11/09/2026
Everybody now! 🎶 That’ll be perfect for phase two 🎵
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Greg Hurlman @98.codes · 11/09/2026
Anthony Volpe, ladies and gentlemen! #grandslam #RepBx
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Anthony Volpe's Home Run Celebration | Yankees
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Paul and Storm @paulandstorm.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
[P] I might suggest “the Muppets must put on a variety show with a different guest host each week. Various shenanigans happen both on stage and backstage.”
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Greg Hurlman @98.codes · 10/09/2026
You’d think she wasn’t allowed on the couch
A fluffy white dog with very sad puppy dog eyes lying comfortably on a tan leather couch next to a couple of throw pillows
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Greg Hurlman @98.codes · 09/09/2026
Same for every keynote and conference presentation, everywhere.
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Greg Hurlman @98.codes · 08/09/2026
Like see da Bears? #toosoon
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Greg Hurlman @98.codes · 07/09/2026
🎶 Just a little bit of everyone, all of the time 🎵
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caroline cash @cashbrowns.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Nancy 9/7/26 … Happy Labor Day 🛠️
8 Hours for Work, 8 Hours for Rest, 8 Hours for What We Will. Based on a screenprint by Ricardo Levins Morales after the organizing work done by Robert Owen.
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Port Sherry @portsherry.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
The worry fairy
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Ron Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Most American have zero interest in the US government treating one of our most important historical allies and trading partners like this. But the worst among us is running the country, thanks to the worst and most irresponsible voters among us.
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Inspirational Skeletor @skeletorinspires.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Whimsy is actually a form of resistance against a world that wants us to be miserable. Says Skeletor trying to keep the whimsy even when the world is truly miserable.
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Greg Hurlman @98.codes · 05/09/2026
Github user 210,235 here. Nothing’s gonna beat being StackOverflow user 35 I think.
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Greg Hurlman @98.codes · 05/09/2026
It’s not often I do something in The City that I could’ve done when I last lived here, but I finally got around to seeing #Wicked tonight. I saw plenty of broadway shows back then, but mostly tickets I was able to score for free. The Gershwin did not does not need such seat filling avenues, alas.
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