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Greg Hurlman

@98.codes
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New Yorker living in the wildlands beyond Jersey. Work @ Microsoft but words are mine.

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Greg Hurlman @98.codes · 4h
Ok, gotta do the dishes now
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Greg Hurlman @98.codes · 30/09/2026
Grogu wearing a New York Yankees baseball cap, a black and tan North Face puffer jacket, and tan boots.
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Greg Hurlman @98.codes · 17/09/2026
Bonus teefs
A close-up of a dog's snout and teeth
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Greg Hurlman @98.codes · 17/09/2026
I don’t know if I’ve ever been this comfortable.
A fluffy white dog sleeps, lying on its back on a brown leather couch with its paws up in the air.
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Greg Hurlman @98.codes · 14/09/2026
#GoBigBlue
I want you to put the word out there that we back up.
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Greg Hurlman @98.codes · 14/09/2026
Dart and Cam right back at it!
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Greg Hurlman @98.codes · 12/09/2026
Me: I should plug that PC in and update it, it’s been a while Windows:
Screenshot of a Windows Update recovery screen: “Something didn't go as planned.
No need to worry-undoing changes.
Please keep your computer on.”
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Greg Hurlman @98.codes · 11/09/2026
They get a pass—United flight 93 crashed literally in their backyard:
From wikipedia: Somerset County comprises the Somerset, PA micropolitan statistical area, which is included in the Johnstown–Somerset, PA combined statistical area.

The county is famous for being the crash site of United Airlines Flight 93, one of the four flights involved in the September 11 attacks, which crashed near the village of Shanksville after the flight's passengers struggled with Al-Qaeda hijackers for control of the plane, which terrorists intended to fly likely into either the U.S. Capitol or the White House.[4]

The Somerset County Amish community is the second oldest Amish community in the world that still exists, established in 1772. It is located in the South of the county around Meyersdale and Springs.
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Greg Hurlman @98.codes · 10/09/2026
You’d think she wasn’t allowed on the couch
A fluffy white dog with very sad puppy dog eyes lying comfortably on a tan leather couch next to a couple of throw pillows
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Greg Hurlman @98.codes · 01/09/2026
Post something random or you'll have an awful... you know what? No. You'll have the September you deserve regardless of whether you post the picture. These aren't chain letters. They hold almost no power over you! Anyway here's a picture of something random
A large puppet or costume of a character with a textured, brownish face and big green eyes, wearing a plaid shirt and a brown belt with a gold buckle, standing behind yellow caution tape.
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Greg Hurlman @98.codes · 30/08/2026
Nothing like running randomly into the last performance of a community theatre group (for this play)—DC is undefeated as a place to live, truly.
The DC Theatre Alliance performing Woody Guthrie’s American Songbook
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Greg Hurlman @98.codes · 29/08/2026
If you see this, post your getaway vehicle
Autobot Ironside
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Greg Hurlman @98.codes · 24/08/2026
Driving across the country and traveling to random company HQs for work covered more than I thought! My definitions: Lived: > 3mo Stayed: < 3mo not in a hotel Visited: 1 week or less as a destination Passed through: airports, highways with no destination stops Never been: Never on the ground
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Greg Hurlman @98.codes · 19/08/2026
The album cover for Pearl Jam - Ten
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Greg Hurlman @98.codes · 06/08/2026
mood
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Greg Hurlman @98.codes · 03/08/2026
Went to the zoo today
A momma gorilla swaddles her 2 1/2 month old baby
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Greg Hurlman @98.codes · 02/08/2026
Me: we should check on the dog The dog:
A dog is fast asleep on her back, legs in the air
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Greg Hurlman @98.codes · 18/07/2026
We brought our bodyguard tonight
Zuri the fluffy white dog laying flat on the sidewalk, behind a bench and under a bar table
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Greg Hurlman @98.codes · 04/07/2026
Told ya they were big
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Greg Hurlman @98.codes · 04/07/2026
Making cookies for tomorrow
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Greg Hurlman @98.codes · 29/06/2026
Why even bother
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Greg Hurlman @98.codes · 14/06/2026
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Greg Hurlman @98.codes · 05/06/2026
I legitimately love that the #githubcopilot CLI shows its thinking in italics by default, so that the Operator font I've used for years gets to use its cursiveish look so much more often than ever before
A screenshot of copilot CLI thinking output in Windows Terminal, with the Operator SSm font's italic version showing with cursive-like characters.
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Greg Hurlman @98.codes · 29/05/2026
#Seattle is not a proper city, and King County is not a proper metro area.
Will the last boardmember! leaving BALLARD
Turn out the lights.
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Greg Hurlman @98.codes · 26/05/2026
Pick a Bond villain from the pictures you already have on your phone
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Greg Hurlman @98.codes · 14/05/2026
Here it is, your moment of zen
The head of a fluffy, sleeping dog is shown, eyes closed, mouth slightly open, tongue hanging out the side
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Greg Hurlman @98.codes · 25/04/2026
Meanwhile, back at home…
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Greg Hurlman @98.codes · 25/04/2026
When your flight isn’t for a few hours
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Greg Hurlman @98.codes · 25/04/2026
One last night…
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Greg Hurlman @98.codes · 20/04/2026
Slow vacation mornings are the best.
A sunny morning looking out over the Seven Seas Lagoon from a balcony at Disney’s Polynesian Resort, out towards the Magic Kingdom. Boat horns sound, with the toot of the Magic Kingdom Railroad train also heard in the distance.
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Greg Hurlman @98.codes · 28/03/2026
When you’re in #Seattle and show up for lunch too early
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Greg Hurlman @98.codes · 25/03/2026
Every GD morning
A Microsoft Teams icon, lit up to notify the user, with a notification badge showing there are 9+ messages waiting
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Greg Hurlman @98.codes · 11/03/2026
A day late, but I did the thing
Your Еок JND
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Genuinely remarkable. You sailed past the theoretical human limit like it owed you money. I'd accuse you of cheating but I don't actually know how you'd cheat at this.
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Greg Hurlman @98.codes · 04/03/2026
Are we just pretending the “Add/Remove Features” dialog hasn’t existed for decades now?
Windows 12 could be released as early as this year and will be a modular OS, meaning users will have the option to add or remove features, aiming to provide more flexibility.

Why it matters: Even though
Windows is the most used OS worldwide, Microsoft is seemingly taking advantage of the situation, forcing Al adoption on users by making it a part of the Windows experience.
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Greg Hurlman @98.codes · 28/02/2026
Post a pic you took, no context, to bring some zen to the feed.
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Greg Hurlman @98.codes · 21/02/2026
Looks like more snow back in The City—as much as there’s a lot that’s a PITA about snow like this, I still really miss actual winter. Seattle has “We don’t need winter, we have winter at home” energy.
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Greg Hurlman @98.codes · 12/02/2026
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Greg Hurlman @98.codes · 09/02/2026
When everyone is too busy eating and watching the tv
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Greg Hurlman @98.codes · 08/02/2026
YOU ROOT FOR THE SEAHAWKS.
I ROOT AGAINST THE PATRIOTS.
WE ARE NOT THE SAME.
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Greg Hurlman @98.codes · 06/02/2026
Reminded me of this epic place I used to take my girls to
A neon sign the shape of the top of an ice cream cone, cherry on top, with bright lettering that says Ice Cream on 9
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Greg Hurlman @98.codes · 01/02/2026
This is who runs this account
A 2 year old baby in (probably) 1980, stands on a brown carpet, while wearing a robin’s egg light blue suit, with a dark blue, polka-dotted bow tie.
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Greg Hurlman @98.codes · 01/02/2026
I am truly a very lucky man. And now today’s breakfast of champions:
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Greg Hurlman @98.codes · 25/01/2026
The football meme reddits are all doing the same and it’s fantastic
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Greg Hurlman @98.codes · 22/01/2026
Aspire to be this comfy.
A fluffy dog is laying, spread out on a couch, rolled onto her back, fast asleep
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Greg Hurlman @98.codes · 19/01/2026
Post a car picture you took
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Greg Hurlman @98.codes · 17/01/2026
Stringer Bell wearing a NY Football Giants hat, with a caption that says, “I want you to put the word out there that we back up.”
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Greg Hurlman @98.codes · 10/01/2026
@labsplaining.bsky.social This one’s for you—happy birthday!
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Greg Hurlman @98.codes · 02/01/2026
I never want to hear about this cop ever again.
A screenshot of bluesky’s “Add muted words and tags” screen, with “Eric Adams” in the textbox
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Greg Hurlman @98.codes · 01/01/2026
😐
Your 2026 word: potato
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Greg Hurlman @98.codes · 01/01/2026
Not just serious, but as IF I’ll tolerate a rando (not you) acting as if I don’t know my home town. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/City_Ha...
Highlighted text from Wikipedia:

“The tunnel passing through the City Hall station is still used as a turning loop for the 6 and <6>​ trains and can be seen from passing trains.”
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