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Jack O’Lantern🎃

@47pumpkins.bsky.social
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⚖️We’re told repeatedly that this is a nation of laws, but really it’s just a nation of lawyers 🦮Adopt a shelter mutt 🌳Plant a tree 🪐Rational atheist 💰All biz should profit-share 🌞Stuck in Floriduh with a severe maga allergy 🎪nie mój cyrk, nie moje małpy🐒

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Jack O’Lantern🎃 @47pumpkins.bsky.social · 2h
The narrator carefully and deliberately avoided what David Attenborough has flatly said out loud without flinching: There are too many of us. Humans have overrun the world. "Zero population growth" movement of the 60s & 70s should now be "Negative population growth". I did my part. No kids.
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Pissedoffpundit @pissedoffpundant.bsky.social · 9h
No shit🤔💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯
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Jack O’Lantern🎃 @47pumpkins.bsky.social · 3h
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Tony Soprano The Sopranos
ALT: Tony Soprano The Sopranos
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Jack O’Lantern🎃 @47pumpkins.bsky.social · 3h
No worries Most of us are fluent in AutoCorrect 🤓
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Jack O’Lantern🎃 @47pumpkins.bsky.social · 5h
I promise you it's not. They both have masters degree from the University of Florida, just like gruesome Katie Miller. It breaks my brain that educated people can lean MAGA. 👁️👁️ Look at all the Trump DC sycophants with graduate degrees from Yale and Harvard. So discouraging.
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fraziberry.bsky.social @fraziberry.bsky.social · 8h
That’s what Homan was referring to when he said wait until you see what we’re doing in 2027. The detention centers are for anyone that doesn’t align with the regime.
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Ryan Cordell @laststarfighter.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
How horrible of a person do you have to willingly be at a Trump rally on a Saturday night at this point in his lame duck presidency?
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Jack O’Lantern🎃 @47pumpkins.bsky.social · 6h
PS: everyone in that picture is a nightmare, but none of them are *true* communists/Marxists
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Jack O’Lantern🎃 @47pumpkins.bsky.social · 6h
Stop relying on 🤖🤖🤖 for intel You should know better
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Jack O’Lantern🎃 @47pumpkins.bsky.social · 6h
You are extremely rude You are also extremely wrong www.ie.edu/insights/art...
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Is China a Communist Country? | IE Insights
Labeling China as "communist", despite it embracing market reforms and private enterprise, fuels Western misconceptions, writes Ottón Solís.
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Jack O’Lantern🎃 @47pumpkins.bsky.social · 7h
All of that!!! 👆🏽
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Michael Mechanic @michaelmechanic.bsky.social · 10h
This is all hands on deck! Pneumatic plague is airborne and nearly always fatal if untreated. Wiped out 150 million, half of Europe, way back when. Treatable with antibiotics, but we don't have enough antibiotics. Also from a lab in Russia, where they still have weaponized plague. Total nightmare.
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Reports of a plague outbreak in Russia follow the death of a researcher
Several hospitals in the Irkutsk region have been shut down and up to 200 workers have been quarantined.
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Jack O’Lantern🎃 @47pumpkins.bsky.social · 9h
I've posted variations of this a few times, but I am betting you didn't see it. Every third person is suspect, including people your kids come to contact with routinely. You never know until you ask. bsky.app/profile/47pu...
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Jack O’Lantern🎃 @47pumpkins.bsky.social · 10h
😊 theconversation.com/whales-and-d...
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Whales and dolphins regularly hang out with each other – new study
The findings reshape our understanding of how social marine mammals interact across species.
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Paul Eric @pauleric70.bsky.social · 10h
Just a Mum Calf near Kiama Blowhole NSW - or so we thought.... Within minutes 4 more Humpbacks and large pod of Dolphins joined them 🐳🐬💙😎 Wonderful footage Michael Hatte 📽
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Raider @iwillnotbesilenced.bsky.social · 12h
Police violently beat Hispanic man-because he hurt their feelings
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Jack O’Lantern🎃 @47pumpkins.bsky.social · 10h
THIS 👆🏽
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Jack O’Lantern🎃 @47pumpkins.bsky.social · 10h
Not one of them is "communist". Back to the classroom! 📚📚📚
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Meidas Charise Lee 💙🌊🌴🥥🫘 @chariselee.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
This is why we are told China is our enemy We were taught in school to be scared of China… so far all I’ve seen is the only voice of reason lately China looking at him like I know what and who you are
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Jack O’Lantern🎃 @47pumpkins.bsky.social · 10h
Like this: bsky.app/profile/iwil...
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Michelle @michelleroy78.bsky.social · 16h
Sounds about white.
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Jack O’Lantern🎃 @47pumpkins.bsky.social · 11h
Patel is ex🦠pendable. He's been a 47 embarrassment for a while now.
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Jack O’Lantern🎃 @47pumpkins.bsky.social · 11h
(this GIF is 🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟)
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Jack O’Lantern🎃 @47pumpkins.bsky.social · 11h
⬆️⬆️ THIS ⬆️⬆️
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Jack O’Lantern🎃 @47pumpkins.bsky.social · 16h
America becoming a feudal state in 5, 4, 3...
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Jack O’Lantern🎃 @47pumpkins.bsky.social · 17h
Perfect. "Brevity is the soul of wit"
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Willontnt Shakespeare: Overwhelmed Performance
ALT: Willontnt Shakespeare: Overwhelmed Performance
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Jack O’Lantern🎃 @47pumpkins.bsky.social · 17h
Thank you so much for that! 😊
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Jack O’Lantern🎃 @47pumpkins.bsky.social · 18h
And Dubya was and still is an unrepentant war profiteer who would fall into the same category.
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Jack O’Lantern🎃 @47pumpkins.bsky.social · 18h
Meme makers need to rethink their creations. Reagan was by legal definition a traitor. www.history.com/articles/ira...
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Iran-Contra Affair - Definition, Timeline, President | HISTORY
The Iran-Contra Affair was a deal made by the Ronald Reagan administration which sent arms to Iran to secure the rele...
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Jack O’Lantern🎃 @47pumpkins.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
...those claws...
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Jack O’Lantern🎃 @47pumpkins.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
And that other little fracturedweirdo, what's his name? Something Fuentes?
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Jack O’Lantern🎃 @47pumpkins.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Moore = 46 year-old idiot who claims to have a baccalaureate in "government" from George Mason University. These liars are a waste of oxygen.
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Jack O’Lantern🎃 @47pumpkins.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
* I give most a single Dumbass Pass that year, depends on their attitude
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Jack O’Lantern🎃 @47pumpkins.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Ask all vendors/providers (plumbers electricians veterinarians primary care physicians mechanics etc) how many times they voted for Trump and if they did after 2016* point 👇🏽 to the sign and just hope they don't throw a brick through your window. You cannot trust them with your home pets kids.
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Raider @iwillnotbesilenced.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
ICE just kidnapped a woman at LAX airport Saturday Oct 3, 12:50AM. A community member was able to record when several ICE goons who refused to identify themselves grabbed the woman, put her into a van and then drove off.
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Jack O’Lantern🎃 @47pumpkins.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Good find, Elle‼️
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Hoodlum 🇺🇸 @nothoodlum.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I don’t remember anyone giving Jerome Powell a check for $100 million. Who gave it to Kevin Warsh, days before he was confirmed and why?
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Jack O’Lantern🎃 @47pumpkins.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Beags, have you seen this yet? Give it some Bluesky airtime. It's goooood. www.tiktok.com/@backyardhea...
tiktok.com
I am Jane Doe. #janedoe #fyp #speakup
TikTok video by 𝕁𝕒𝕟𝕖 𝔻𝕠𝕖
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Jack O’Lantern🎃 @47pumpkins.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Here's the entire performance and it's 100% solid www.tiktok.com/@backyardhea...
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I am Jane Doe. #janedoe #fyp #speakup
TikTok video by 𝕁𝕒𝕟𝕖 𝔻𝕠𝕖
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Jack O’Lantern🎃 @47pumpkins.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Corey, this is the only link I could find on TikTok If you find one on YouTube or elsewhere, that doesn't require a login, please share it with me here Thanks www.tiktok.com/@backyardhea...
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I am Jane Doe. #janedoe #fyp #speakup
TikTok video by 𝕁𝕒𝕟𝕖 𝔻𝕠𝕖
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MadGreek 🧿 @madgreek2024.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Women Get the Last Word Tonight! Rightly so.
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Jack O’Lantern🎃 @47pumpkins.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I want ALL the scripts he keeps in his head. Can you imagine having a memory like that? And a delivery like that? Magnificent.
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StrictlyChristo 🇺🇦🌻 @strictlychristo.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Sir Ian McKellen orates 'The Stranger's Case' from 'Sir Thomas More' by Shakespeare about the Evil May Day xenophobic riot of 1517 in London. This passage was written 400 years ago, but times never change. Humanity refuses to change its unwarranted bias against 'others'.
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Pissedoffpundit @pissedoffpundant.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Excellent reply😂👏💯👏💯👏💯👏💯👏💯👏💯👏💯
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Jack O’Lantern🎃 @47pumpkins.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Intractable multi-vascular ICH in 5, 4, 3...
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Jack O’Lantern🎃 @47pumpkins.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Sorry, I wasn't clear. That is the exact issue that inspired the bumper sticker in the 70s.
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Marf @marv88-88.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
So can another country's president come arrest Trump like he did to the people in Venezuela?
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Jack O’Lantern🎃 @47pumpkins.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
🦇 everybody on Bluesky be high AF after 4pm EST is why
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Jack O’Lantern🎃 @47pumpkins.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
bsky.app/profile/hibb...
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