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the Mountain Goats @themountaingoats.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

*mid-eulogy, looking down at casket* you’ve read your last free article

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Brian Bilston @brianbilston.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Having one of those days today.

In the Park

In the park,
the tall trees are waving
in the morning breeze.

I wave back
only to realize they are waving
at the person behind me.

Brian Bilston

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Ryan Cordell @laststarfighter.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

How long until Little Steven gets a bunch of artists together to record a track about not opening for Ed Sheeran?

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Karen K. Ho @karenho.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

Hi, this is your seasonal reminder to back up your computer, your cell phone, your voice recorder, your memory cards, anything you think is important. Make multiple copies, because hard drives fail and are very expensive right now. Sometimes you drop you phone into a lake. Do it sooner than later.

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Ryan Cordell @laststarfighter.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

I think it is funny that Trump in his recent executive order is technically saying America is not and will never be Superior.

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Joel @itsjoels.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

This is the letter kids got at the end of Dolly’s Imagination Library. I defy you to read this and not cry.

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The Gregory Brothers @gregorybrothers.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

help, we’re lost on the 71 Peachtree streets of Atlanta

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Merriam-Webster @merriam-webster.com · 19/08/2026

People who don’t know the difference between ‘entomology’ and ‘etymology’ bug us in ways we cannot put into words.

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Walter (🎃👻 RIP 🪦💀) @nedzeppelin.bsky.social · 29/07/2026

“Working class” implies there’s another class of people who do not have to work. We should talk about them more because they suck and they’re ruining everything

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Ryan Cordell @laststarfighter.bsky.social · 26/07/2026

I don’t know who needs to hear this, but I’m really enjoying this series (5) of Taskmaster Australia.

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Ryan Cordell @laststarfighter.bsky.social · 21/07/2026

Me seeing friends and family buy various LEGO sets: Come on, you are a grown adult, why do you need that toy? Me after watching this advertisement: Where do I need to go stand in line to buy this?

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Greeneville Zoo @greenevillezoo.bsky.social · 20/07/2026

Despite what you may have seen on TV, our hippos do not appreciate it when you feed them marbles

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Ryan Cordell @laststarfighter.bsky.social · 17/07/2026

According to my security camera, I am now one step closer to my dream of living a life like Grizzly Adams.

My security camera is suggest a black bear is my pet.

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Sir Michael @sirmichael.bsky.social · 16/07/2026

I don't want to criticise online bakers (many of whom I respect) but one trend I dislike is when they use “tsp” and “tbsp” in the same recipe. Yes, it's nice to add variety to the wording of your recipe but since they mean the same thing, you should pick one and just stick with it.

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CineCalendar @cinecalendar.bsky.social · 14/07/2026

Happy July 14th to all who celebrate! #ConAirDay

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Musicology Duck @musicologyduck.bsky.social · 14/07/2026

billy joel + the navy + banjos + the capitol = real america

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Ryan Cordell @laststarfighter.bsky.social · 11/07/2026

Paging @sirmichael.bsky.social, the internet is calling for your artistic expertise.

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Ryan Cordell @laststarfighter.bsky.social · 07/07/2026

“JD Vance didn't have the courage to do what should have been done to protect our Country and our Soccer Team"

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Michelle says: Be kind. Always. ❤️ @snarkysillysad.bsky.social · 28/06/2026

Common loon coming in for a landing: #AGoodPlace Source: www.reddit.com/r/oddlysatis...

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Ryan Cordell @laststarfighter.bsky.social · 24/06/2026

You couldn't make Forrest Gump today... Forrest and Jenny would be shot by snipers for walking into the reflection pool. youtu.be/zfj4OB92MXc?...

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Forrest Gump & Jenny reunite in Washington D.C. at the Reflecting Pool -- [ HD ] --

YouTube video by Forrest Gump

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Ryan Cordell @laststarfighter.bsky.social · 17/06/2026

I don’t think Nate Bargetze deserves all the pushback he is getting for going to the UFC fight. He should be getting all that pushback and more for remaking Mr. Mom.

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NE Ohio Regional Sewer District @neorsd.org · 11/06/2026

the only difference between pop culture and poop culture is a vowel movement.

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Ryan Cordell @laststarfighter.bsky.social · 06/06/2026

Had a good storm pass through the area and there was enough light at 9:30 for a full rainbow.

A rainbow over a lake. The reflection makes it look like a full circle.

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Ryan Cordell @laststarfighter.bsky.social · 25/05/2026

I saw a moose on my drive home last night.

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Ryan Cordell @laststarfighter.bsky.social · 14/05/2026

Republicans and Democrats, This is Mambo #5…

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Ryan Cordell @laststarfighter.bsky.social · 14/05/2026

Ladies and Gentlemen…. Mambo #5 has entered the National Recording Registry.

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Ryan Cordell @laststarfighter.bsky.social · 28/04/2026

Hey @sirmichael.bsky.social, could you imaging how good this guy would be at Ladder Ham.

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Ryan Cordell @laststarfighter.bsky.social · 18/04/2026

During the storm tonight, I checked one of my cameras to see if I could see any cool lightning. I did not expect this.

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ElieNYC @elienyc.bsky.social · 13/04/2026

You know what would also help her afford her husband's cancer treatments? UNIVERSAL FUCKING HEALTH CARE JESUS FUCKING CHRIST HOW IS THIS GODDAMN COUNTRY STILL LIKE THIS MAYBE GRANDMA SHOULDN"T HAVE TO DELIVER FOOD LIKE A TEENAGER IF WE HAD A DECENT FUCKING SOCIETY!!!!!!!!!!

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Ryan Cordell @laststarfighter.bsky.social · 12/04/2026

I seriously want a reboot of Mr. Wizard’s World with the four of these astronauts as hosts. They can teach us about science, space, and life on our own planet. youtu.be/HacpRDfCbnw?...

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Artemis II astronauts speak publicly for first time since successful moon mission

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Ryan Cordell @laststarfighter.bsky.social · 11/04/2026

This is part of the reason I will never be chosen to be an astronaut.

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Ryan Cordell @laststarfighter.bsky.social · 07/04/2026

A friend posted on FB about the threat of ending of civilization and Meta AI gave me some of the most depressing questions. I hate it here…

Screenshot of a FB post.

Post says “For the record, I am against a whole civilization dying
tonight.”

Meta AI added these questions below the post.
Why are you against a civilization dying?
Why is it important to care about others?

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NE Ohio Regional Sewer District @neorsd.org · 02/04/2026

NASA employee: oh hey you guys are back early. Astronaut: *grabs plunger, gets back on rocketship*

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Ryan Cordell @laststarfighter.bsky.social · 03/04/2026

I wish they had given us a countdown before they took this photo. My eyes were closed. I hope I didn’t ruin the group photo for all earth bound creatures.

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Sir Michael @sirmichael.bsky.social · 03/04/2026

Okay, everyone's been asking why I'm not on Artemis 2 so I thought I should just address it once and for all and then we can all move forward

Reasons Why I'm Not on Artemis 2

- Am prone to travel sickness on journeys of more than 75km and I'm almost certain the moon is further away than that.

- I don't know any of the other astronauts and I don't think they know me either so we probably wouldn't have anything to talk about.

- Would have missed Gogglebox. I know I could have watched it on Catch Up when I got back but I feel it's one of those shows that's best enjoyed as it airs.

- I don't really believe in the moon as a concept.

- Worried I might be put in charge of the controls which could lead to my lack of training being exposed.

- Told my dad I had a shoulder injury to get out of helping him to mow the lawn on Tuesday so he would have found it suspicious if he saw me taking part in a major space mission the next day.

- Wasn't sure if I had to provide my own spacesuit and felt like I had left it too late to ask the people at NASA for clarification.

- Have a dental appointment next Wednesday and didn't want to miss it because it's a very busy practice and it usually takes weeks to reschedule.

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Ryan Cordell @laststarfighter.bsky.social · 24/03/2026

Went to Costco and this remote controlled boat caught my eye. But then I noticed the words in the top left corner. Are there places people have tried to use these boats that necessitated that warning?

A blue remote controlled boat in the box on a shelf at Costco. In the top left corner it says “designed for water use only”

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Ryan Cordell @laststarfighter.bsky.social · 20/03/2026

Years ago, I spent 13 days aboard a freighter as it crossed the Pacific Ocean from South Korea to the United States. I think this gives me enough expert knowledge to confirm most of these facts are true. (I can not be certain about Julius Caesar and his travels to confirm that one).

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Ryan Cordell @laststarfighter.bsky.social · 15/03/2026

We have thunder snow happening now. Where did you go spring?

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Ashley C. Ford @smashfizzle.bsky.social · 26/02/2026

There is a version of this world that could exist where, at any given time, the majority of humans beings are just chillin’ and eating fruit.

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Greeneville Zoo @greenevillezoo.bsky.social · 14/02/2026

No, we don't require age verification to view our blue-footed boobies. Also, grow up.

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The Gregory Brothers @gregorybrothers.bsky.social · 13/02/2026

was Pam Bondi trying to un-hibernate Auto-Tune the News?

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Ryan Cordell @laststarfighter.bsky.social · 11/02/2026

Wondering if anyone has shown @sirmichael.bsky.social this site yet? People can draw horses and then make them run with other horses. It might be a good way for him to display his excellent horse drawing skills, as well as keep an eye on those people drawing horses (1998-2001). gradient.horse

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Draw a horse, watch it run!

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Ryan Cordell @laststarfighter.bsky.social · 10/02/2026

I just found out that the Dalai Lama beat out Fab Morvan from Milli Vanilli for a Grammy this year. I think I need to build a time machine and go back to 1990 to place a long-term bet on that occurring.

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Ryan Cordell @laststarfighter.bsky.social · 09/02/2026

Hey NFL, if you are listening, how about an all K-pop show next year?

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Ryan Cordell @laststarfighter.bsky.social · 08/02/2026

Six years ago there was little outrage over Spanish being sung at the Super Bowl. So if you have friends that say “I won’t watch Bad Bunny at the Super Bowl,” just show them this clip and ask, “¿Cómo se dice en Español… ‘TOO LATE’? youtu.be/XfNWs7xgDrg?...

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Shakira ft Bad Bunny - I like it & chantaje/calladita remix(Live at Pepsi Super Bowl Halftime Show)

YouTube video by sangura

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Ryan Cordell @laststarfighter.bsky.social · 07/02/2026

Many years ago, I was waiting to catch a ferry from Ireland to England. A fellow American was next to me writing a list in a notebook. I glanced over and saw it said “things I miss from USA.” It was a list of food, mostly candy. I asked how long he had been away. Just a few days, he told me.

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Brent Terhune @brentterhune.bsky.social · 30/01/2026

Can’t believe they released the Epstein files to cover up for the Melania movie.

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