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Jack O’Lantern🎃

@47pumpkins.bsky.social
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⚖️We’re told repeatedly that this is a nation of laws, but really it’s just a nation of lawyers 🦮Adopt a shelter mutt 🌳Plant a tree 🪐Rational atheist 💰All biz should profit-share 🌞Stuck in Floriduh with a severe maga allergy 🎪nie mój cyrk, nie moje małpy🐒

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Jack O’Lantern🎃 @47pumpkins.bsky.social · 17h
No. Prepare for heavy brutal mass casualties. Make sure you have a Will and life insurance for your kids. It won't be necessary if these assholes find a conscience:
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Jack O’Lantern🎃 @47pumpkins.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
...because these murderous soulless consiglieri bitches right here...
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Jack O’Lantern🎃 @47pumpkins.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Americans — look to your right, then look to your left. Statistically one of those two people is a Nazi.
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Jack O’Lantern🎃 @47pumpkins.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Thanks for that. Trade ya.
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Jack O’Lantern🎃 @47pumpkins.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
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Jack O’Lantern🎃 @47pumpkins.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
We're stuck with the bastard 'til Jan 3031. Then he's OUT. For now we focus on getting Nixon & Jolly in.
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Jack O’Lantern🎃 @47pumpkins.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
America becoming a feudal state in 5, 4, 3...
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Jack O’Lantern🎃 @47pumpkins.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
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Jack O’Lantern🎃 @47pumpkins.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Ask all vendors/providers (plumbers electricians veterinarians primary care physicians mechanics etc) how many times they voted for Trump and if they did after 2016* point 👇🏽 to the sign and just hope they don't throw a brick through your window. You cannot trust them with your home pets kids.
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Jack O’Lantern🎃 @47pumpkins.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
It has been on bumper stickers since the early '70s
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Jack O’Lantern🎃 @47pumpkins.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
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Jack O’Lantern🎃 @47pumpkins.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
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Jack O’Lantern🎃 @47pumpkins.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
As always...
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Jack O’Lantern🎃 @47pumpkins.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
There is no official Pulitzer Prize for student journalists. There should be. @pulitzercenter.org
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Jack O’Lantern🎃 @47pumpkins.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Supermajority required in Senate and we won't have that even after the election
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Jack O’Lantern🎃 @47pumpkins.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
*sigh* How can 1/3 of this country be so fucking stupid?
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Jack O’Lantern🎃 @47pumpkins.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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Jack O’Lantern🎃 @47pumpkins.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Horrible man.
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Jack O’Lantern🎃 @47pumpkins.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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Jack O’Lantern🎃 @47pumpkins.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I hope you take this as the highest compliment I can give to anyone, Jo: You are a magnificently righteous badass. Don't ever change.
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Jack O’Lantern🎃 @47pumpkins.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Gee whiz, if only we could trust these people...
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Jack O’Lantern🎃 @47pumpkins.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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Jack O’Lantern🎃 @47pumpkins.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Surf City, New Jersey has an average elevation of about 3 feet (1 meter) above sea level. Florida coast builders can tell ya: Everything should be on stilts / piers.
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Jack O’Lantern🎃 @47pumpkins.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
There is no argument. My NYC family has known the Trumps since the 60s. Donnie has always been afraid of being perceived as anything but ruthless and uncompromising. He routinely attacks women and those who can't afford white-shoe attorneys. Putin totally owned him @ Helsinki. Xi owns him now.
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Jack O’Lantern🎃 @47pumpkins.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
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Jack O’Lantern🎃 @47pumpkins.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
"Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu is characterized by biographers and political analysts as personally a secular Jew rather than a strict religious zealot, but he relies on religious extremists to stay in power." It's the one key strategy Roy Cohn didn't teach Donnie. Bibi did, though.
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Jack O’Lantern🎃 @47pumpkins.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
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Jack O’Lantern🎃 @47pumpkins.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
The new CEO is the evil twin of Pam Bondi
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Jack O’Lantern🎃 @47pumpkins.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Pardon me… twenty nine???
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Jack O’Lantern🎃 @47pumpkins.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Ooh, Tommy, you in danger gurl!
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Jack O’Lantern🎃 @47pumpkins.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
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Jack O’Lantern🎃 @47pumpkins.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
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Jack O’Lantern🎃 @47pumpkins.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
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Jack O’Lantern🎃 @47pumpkins.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
WTF is that guy on? 47 JUST "SUCKED UP" TO CHINA
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Jack O’Lantern🎃 @47pumpkins.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
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Jack O’Lantern🎃 @47pumpkins.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
😈 heh heh
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Jack O’Lantern🎃 @47pumpkins.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Look who's smiling, Mr Piggy.
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Jack O’Lantern🎃 @47pumpkins.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Flying? 🤔
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Jack O’Lantern🎃 @47pumpkins.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Why didn't Austin City and County cops swarm the area and take over? It's their jurisdiction. Is DHS/ICE going to start shooting local LEOs? Or will local cops not challenge DHS because they're 100% on board with President Stalin? I'm leaning hard toward the latter. ABC NEWS:
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Jack O’Lantern🎃 @47pumpkins.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
You have reminded me of a favorite graphic 😈
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Jack O’Lantern🎃 @47pumpkins.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Perhaps begin here:
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Jack O’Lantern🎃 @47pumpkins.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Back in the day, the state of Florida was ahead of its time.
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Jack O’Lantern🎃 @47pumpkins.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Here's why they won't
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Jack O’Lantern🎃 @47pumpkins.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Give your crows a little dog kibble - just a handful - and they'll bug you for it daily. They're especially fond of salmon or whitefish.
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Jack O’Lantern🎃 @47pumpkins.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Most people leave a couple of top buttons open.
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Jack O’Lantern🎃 @47pumpkins.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
$200,000 is a chunk. It's more than what Trump paid Stormy for her silence.
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Jack O’Lantern🎃 @47pumpkins.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Could these conscienceless robotic freaks be persuaded? That's the question we need to be asking.
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Jack O’Lantern🎃 @47pumpkins.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
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Jack O’Lantern🎃 @47pumpkins.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
We had one wide open window of opportunity ... and it closed in 2000, thanks to SCOTUS
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Jack O’Lantern🎃 @47pumpkins.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
They're cool looking on the ground too 😊
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