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Goodspeed Year! Blimp Emperor

@2ndbadvilbel.bsky.social
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Goodspeed Year! Blimp Emperor @2ndbadvilbel.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
jesus fucking christ man, macos27 now tries to "suggest" new names for filesystem objects (files, directories) when you go to rename them in finder. "hm, this directory you extracted from a zip file that someone else created is called 'basses 2'. but have you considered renaming it 'basses 3'?"
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Goodspeed Year! Blimp Emperor @2ndbadvilbel.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
british airways is what they call the american lung association in the uk
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Goodspeed Year! Blimp Emperor @2ndbadvilbel.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
ulilillialulemon
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Goodspeed Year! Blimp Emperor @2ndbadvilbel.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
what idiot called her minnie driver instead of major hottie
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Goodspeed Year! Blimp Emperor @2ndbadvilbel.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
what idiot called them ski lifts instead of eskilators
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Goodspeed Year! Blimp Emperor @2ndbadvilbel.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
"some songs deserve more than a stream" the only stream that suno music deserves is a stream of smelly piss from my ugly little dick
vinyl.suno.com
Suno Vinyl — Your music on wax
Turn the songs you make on Suno into real vinyl records, pressed and shipped to your door.
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Goodspeed Year! Blimp Emperor @2ndbadvilbel.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
(waiting for my coffee, the cute barista gestures at the book under my arm) what’re you reading? ☺️ (glancing at the book) hm? oh, this? it’s called cat hat. (i flip it over and look at the cover) er, cat in hat. the hat.
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Goodspeed Year! Blimp Emperor @2ndbadvilbel.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
woke up at 430am to poop and this hilariously poorly-worded headline had me very confused for way longer than it really should have
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Goodspeed Year! Blimp Emperor @2ndbadvilbel.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Pete Standing Alone at Tanagra
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Goodspeed Year! Blimp Emperor @2ndbadvilbel.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
reddit screenshot. OP says “here’s my two-cent solution to network ethernet cables: heat shrink”. posted photo of black heat-shrink tubing enclosing an rj45 connector’s retention clip. a user asks “does the clip still work in a socket?” and OP wordlessly replies with a photograph: one network switch clamped into a vise, with its ports facing the floor; a cable (with the heat-shrink modification) connected to one port; a hydroflask vacuum-insulated (apparently) 40oz tumbler full of water attached to the cable to provide weight; a second 24-port cisco switch suspended from that, via the other end of the cable
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Goodspeed Year! Blimp Emperor @2ndbadvilbel.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
@jsspcr.bsky.social hello from piss 👋🏻
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Adam Rogers @jetjocko.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
I'm an absolutist on this. Just taxing them reifies the idea that rich people in cars aren't subject to rules. Giant passenger trucks kill people and the environment. If we had real regulatory agencies, they'd be illegal.
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Goodspeed Year! Blimp Emperor @2ndbadvilbel.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
i know i shouldn’t have, but i bought the nts streaming device shop.nts.live/products/ato...
shop.nts.live
Atonemo NTS Radio Player - NTS
Make NTS part of your home hi-fi system with the NTS Atonemo Radio Player. Connect to any set-up, new or old, and stream NTS or other compatible music sources via wi-fi.
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Goodspeed Year! Blimp Emperor @2ndbadvilbel.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
lol simply opening the bluesky ios app STILL makes my phone prompt me to airplay bluesky (?) to my sonos speaker
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Goodspeed Year! Blimp Emperor @2ndbadvilbel.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
how my aunt’s dogs see me while i’m eating cheese and crackers in her kitchen
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Goodspeed Year! Blimp Emperor @2ndbadvilbel.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
now, the narwhal — have you seen this, ladies and gentlemen? have you heard about this? yes, it seems the narwhal — and this is true, folks — it bacons, at midnight [crowd goes absolutely nuts]
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Goodspeed Year! Blimp Emperor @2ndbadvilbel.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
listen here, bud… this is the only “vibe coating” i’ll ever use
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Goodspeed Year! Blimp Emperor @2ndbadvilbel.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
oh yeah okay dude, nice and hominem… nice strong man argument
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Goodspeed Year! Blimp Emperor @2ndbadvilbel.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
🎵tickle my feet, boys, and lick my toes / i wanna feel your tongue on my stinky soles, and drift away🎵
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Goodspeed Year! Blimp Emperor @2ndbadvilbel.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
@papapishu.bsky.social you ever hear of a movie called Mother Goose Rock 'n' Rhyme? it's an insane fever dream of a musical kids' movie from 1990 starring an unbelievable cast of actors and musicians but never got a release past vhs.
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Goodspeed Year! Blimp Emperor @2ndbadvilbel.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
what idiot decided to call it "paypig" instead of "fee male"
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Goodspeed Year! Blimp Emperor @2ndbadvilbel.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
inside've you their are to wolves
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Goodspeed Year! Blimp Emperor @2ndbadvilbel.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
unshielded twisted pair? happens every time i plop my fat ass down into my gaming chair naked
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Goodspeed Year! Blimp Emperor @2ndbadvilbel.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
(three actors are on the stage at the community improv theatre, one of them stops the show, asks the crew to bring the house lights up, and gets down on one knee as he presents another actor with a ring in a box) "christina… will you marry me?" "yes, and, yes, and, a thousand times yes, and!"
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Goodspeed Year! Blimp Emperor @2ndbadvilbel.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
(captain picard in his quarters, standing in front of the replicator) T-girl, gay, hot
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Goodspeed Year! Blimp Emperor @2ndbadvilbel.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
pragmata is actually pretty good. the weird helldivers-style hacking shooting puzzle minigame thing is super interesting and manages to be additive to the experience rather than gimmicky
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Goodspeed Year! Blimp Emperor @2ndbadvilbel.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
drive-through oil change? no, this is a milking table for cars
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Goodspeed Year! Blimp Emperor @2ndbadvilbel.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
bro i’m sorry but you cannot be named “fred hole”
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Goodspeed Year! Blimp Emperor @2ndbadvilbel.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
@whatsallthispod.bsky.social this week in conker news: arstechnica.com/science/2026...
arstechnica.com
Bringing the "functionally extinct" American chestnut back from the dead
Wiped out in its native range by invasive pathogens, the trees may make a comeback.
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Matt Burgess (WIRED) @mattburgess1.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
2018: “Tumblr has been removed from Apple's app store because it let some users post images of child sexual abuse.”
bbc.com
Tumblr removed from Apple app store over abuse images - BBC News
The app was removed from Apple's store after images showing child sexual abuse were discovered.
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Goodspeed Year! Blimp Emperor @2ndbadvilbel.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
japanese stationery technology is so incredibly advanced www.jetpens.com/Sonic-Ratche...
jetpens.com
JetPens.com - Sonic Ratchetta Pencil Sharpener with Notification - Orange
The innovative ratchet mechanism in Sonic's Ratchetta pencil sharpener makes hand-sharpening your pencils quick and easy. You no longer need to repeatedly let go and re-grip the pencil while sharpenin...
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Goodspeed Year! Blimp Emperor @2ndbadvilbel.bsky.social · 02/12/2025
i better be able to find webrips of this release in a few days
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Goodspeed Year! Blimp Emperor @2ndbadvilbel.bsky.social · 25/11/2025
growing out a coke nail but just using it to pick my nose
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Goodspeed Year! Blimp Emperor @2ndbadvilbel.bsky.social · 24/11/2025
kid crush, go
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Goodspeed Year! Blimp Emperor @2ndbadvilbel.bsky.social · 15/11/2025
@whatsallthispod.bsky.social i’m currently visiting edinburgh. i was at the christmas market & a group of like 8 (what i can only guess were) lads were taking a group photo, and kept shouting to passersby to join the photo. i walked over and threw my arm around one of them with my drink in my hand
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Goodspeed Year! Blimp Emperor @2ndbadvilbel.bsky.social · 09/11/2025
i love being in london because you’ll see an economy car called a Cactus with giant oem plastic kneepads on the doors and it’s blasting uk grime with bass rattling the windows and the guy’s going like “oi mate you might fink you’re proper hard / you won’t be laffin when i’ve nicked your oyster card”
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Goodspeed Year! Blimp Emperor @2ndbadvilbel.bsky.social · 09/11/2025
@sluggboi.bsky.social hi tysm for the spreadsheet 🙏🏻
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Goodspeed Year! Blimp Emperor @2ndbadvilbel.bsky.social · 03/11/2025
lmao i just came across the paracord subreddit… dudes found a non-gay way to do macramé
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Goodspeed Year! Blimp Emperor @2ndbadvilbel.bsky.social · 06/10/2025
actually, “ferengi” is plural. two ferengi, one ferengo.
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Dave Itzkoff @ditzkoff.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
Nancy Mace tweet: Time to bring back the death penalty

superimposed on an image of Mr. Burns tenting his fingers as he talks to a crowdSmithers whispers in Mr. Burns's earMr. Burns pushes Smithers awayNancy Mace tweet: We truly belive if Tyler Robinson had ever sat down across from Charlie, the great debater, the man of faith and grace he was Tyler wouldn't have pulled the trigger

superimposed on an image of a chastened Mr. Burns speaking to the crowd about a different subject
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Goodspeed Year! Blimp Emperor @2ndbadvilbel.bsky.social · 04/09/2025
apple music for fuck’s sake, just give me a gd “go to artist” button in the context menu
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Am I Pragnent? @am-i-pragnent.bsky.social · 01/09/2025
[Q] How does deforestation relate to the Lorax? [A] The Lorax Deforestation [2013]
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Goodspeed Year! Blimp Emperor @2ndbadvilbel.bsky.social · 21/08/2025
@whatsallthispod.bsky.social charlotte, i say this with love, but your “the popeye’s biscuit has too much flavor” thing made me instantly search my camera roll for this old clip
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Goodspeed Year! Blimp Emperor @2ndbadvilbel.bsky.social · 15/08/2025
hey bro i found your pizza
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Goodspeed Year! Blimp Emperor @2ndbadvilbel.bsky.social · 12/08/2025
@osullyville.bsky.social the jelly roll talk at the beginning of the latest @yourkickstartersucks.com Auguest episode hit so close to home
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marthapearce55.bsky.social @marthapearce55.bsky.social · 10/08/2025
You have more money than God. But you want incentives to do good, moral things?
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Goodspeed Year! Blimp Emperor @2ndbadvilbel.bsky.social · 10/08/2025
@techconnectify.bsky.social hey alec, do you have any tips you can share for how to find a trustworthy residential solar installer? it's overwhelming -- so many companies feel really scammy, with really predatory-seeming purchase/lease/financing terms. what do we look for, what do we avoid? thanks!
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more mr. spice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
(elon unveiling his new martian flag design) well as you uh can, you know, see. there's red which of course uh is the mars color. duh ha ha. and then here a white circle, and this is um representing the bright future for the ahh, human race. and then uh you have so, this is a hindu symbol,
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Goodspeed Year! Blimp Emperor @2ndbadvilbel.bsky.social · 06/08/2025
have not been able to stop laughing at this — based on op’s post and comment history, i think they are 100% truly oblivious to any possible double entendres they may have posted/invented
screenshot of a post on the san diego subreddit. title “where can i get my back blown out?” post “My back is like blown out because I been having a lot of tension and other nerve stuff.

I’m thinking a good licensed massage, maybe deep tissue, might help. But not sure if there are any good one in sandiego.

Anyone have suggestion?”
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