Goodspeed Year! Blimp Emperor @2ndbadvilbel.bsky.social · 24/09/2026jesus fucking christ man, macos27 now tries to "suggest" new names for filesystem objects (files, directories) when you go to rename them in finder. "hm, this directory you extracted from a zip file that someone else created is called 'basses 2'. but have you considered renaming it 'basses 3'?" 100
Goodspeed Year! Blimp Emperor @2ndbadvilbel.bsky.social · 18/09/2026british airways is what they call the american lung association in the uk 000
Goodspeed Year! Blimp Emperor @2ndbadvilbel.bsky.social · 03/09/2026what idiot called her minnie driver instead of major hottie 022
Goodspeed Year! Blimp Emperor @2ndbadvilbel.bsky.social · 14/08/2026what idiot called them ski lifts instead of eskilators 022
Goodspeed Year! Blimp Emperor @2ndbadvilbel.bsky.social · 11/08/2026"some songs deserve more than a stream" the only stream that suno music deserves is a stream of smelly piss from my ugly little dickvinyl.suno.comSuno Vinyl — Your music on waxTurn the songs you make on Suno into real vinyl records, pressed and shipped to your door. 020
Goodspeed Year! Blimp Emperor @2ndbadvilbel.bsky.social · 25/07/2026(waiting for my coffee, the cute barista gestures at the book under my arm) what’re you reading? ☺️ (glancing at the book) hm? oh, this? it’s called cat hat. (i flip it over and look at the cover) er, cat in hat. the hat. 000
Goodspeed Year! Blimp Emperor @2ndbadvilbel.bsky.social · 05/07/2026woke up at 430am to poop and this hilariously poorly-worded headline had me very confused for way longer than it really should have 010
Goodspeed Year! Blimp Emperor @2ndbadvilbel.bsky.social · 30/06/2026Pete Standing Alone at Tanagra 000
Goodspeed Year! Blimp Emperor @2ndbadvilbel.bsky.social · 30/06/2026@jsspcr.bsky.social hello from piss 👋🏻 000
Reposted by Goodspeed Year! Blimp EmperorAdam Rogers @jetjocko.bsky.social · 29/06/2026I'm an absolutist on this. Just taxing them reifies the idea that rich people in cars aren't subject to rules. Giant passenger trucks kill people and the environment. If we had real regulatory agencies, they'd be illegal. 211936
Goodspeed Year! Blimp Emperor @2ndbadvilbel.bsky.social · 17/06/2026i know i shouldn’t have, but i bought the nts streaming device shop.nts.live/products/ato...shop.nts.liveAtonemo NTS Radio Player - NTSMake NTS part of your home hi-fi system with the NTS Atonemo Radio Player. Connect to any set-up, new or old, and stream NTS or other compatible music sources via wi-fi. 000
Goodspeed Year! Blimp Emperor @2ndbadvilbel.bsky.social · 06/06/2026lol simply opening the bluesky ios app STILL makes my phone prompt me to airplay bluesky (?) to my sonos speaker 000
Goodspeed Year! Blimp Emperor @2ndbadvilbel.bsky.social · 01/06/2026how my aunt’s dogs see me while i’m eating cheese and crackers in her kitchen 000
Goodspeed Year! Blimp Emperor @2ndbadvilbel.bsky.social · 27/05/2026now, the narwhal — have you seen this, ladies and gentlemen? have you heard about this? yes, it seems the narwhal — and this is true, folks — it bacons, at midnight [crowd goes absolutely nuts] 000
Goodspeed Year! Blimp Emperor @2ndbadvilbel.bsky.social · 22/05/2026listen here, bud… this is the only “vibe coating” i’ll ever use 000
Goodspeed Year! Blimp Emperor @2ndbadvilbel.bsky.social · 21/05/2026oh yeah okay dude, nice and hominem… nice strong man argument 000
Goodspeed Year! Blimp Emperor @2ndbadvilbel.bsky.social · 18/05/2026🎵tickle my feet, boys, and lick my toes / i wanna feel your tongue on my stinky soles, and drift away🎵 000
Goodspeed Year! Blimp Emperor @2ndbadvilbel.bsky.social · 17/05/2026@papapishu.bsky.social you ever hear of a movie called Mother Goose Rock 'n' Rhyme? it's an insane fever dream of a musical kids' movie from 1990 starring an unbelievable cast of actors and musicians but never got a release past vhs. 100
Goodspeed Year! Blimp Emperor @2ndbadvilbel.bsky.social · 17/05/2026what idiot decided to call it "paypig" instead of "fee male" 010
Goodspeed Year! Blimp Emperor @2ndbadvilbel.bsky.social · 15/05/2026inside've you their are to wolves 000
Goodspeed Year! Blimp Emperor @2ndbadvilbel.bsky.social · 14/05/2026unshielded twisted pair? happens every time i plop my fat ass down into my gaming chair naked 000
Goodspeed Year! Blimp Emperor @2ndbadvilbel.bsky.social · 13/05/2026(three actors are on the stage at the community improv theatre, one of them stops the show, asks the crew to bring the house lights up, and gets down on one knee as he presents another actor with a ring in a box) "christina… will you marry me?" "yes, and, yes, and, a thousand times yes, and!" 010
Goodspeed Year! Blimp Emperor @2ndbadvilbel.bsky.social · 12/05/2026(captain picard in his quarters, standing in front of the replicator) T-girl, gay, hot 000
Goodspeed Year! Blimp Emperor @2ndbadvilbel.bsky.social · 02/05/2026pragmata is actually pretty good. the weird helldivers-style hacking shooting puzzle minigame thing is super interesting and manages to be additive to the experience rather than gimmicky 100
Goodspeed Year! Blimp Emperor @2ndbadvilbel.bsky.social · 25/04/2026drive-through oil change? no, this is a milking table for cars 000
Goodspeed Year! Blimp Emperor @2ndbadvilbel.bsky.social · 20/04/2026bro i’m sorry but you cannot be named “fred hole” 000
Goodspeed Year! Blimp Emperor @2ndbadvilbel.bsky.social · 12/02/2026@whatsallthispod.bsky.social this week in conker news: arstechnica.com/science/2026...arstechnica.comBringing the "functionally extinct" American chestnut back from the deadWiped out in its native range by invasive pathogens, the trees may make a comeback. 010
Reposted by Goodspeed Year! Blimp EmperorMatt Burgess (WIRED) @mattburgess1.bsky.social · 08/01/20262018: “Tumblr has been removed from Apple's app store because it let some users post images of child sexual abuse.”bbc.comTumblr removed from Apple app store over abuse images - BBC NewsThe app was removed from Apple's store after images showing child sexual abuse were discovered. 8547166
Goodspeed Year! Blimp Emperor @2ndbadvilbel.bsky.social · 08/01/2026japanese stationery technology is so incredibly advanced www.jetpens.com/Sonic-Ratche...jetpens.comJetPens.com - Sonic Ratchetta Pencil Sharpener with Notification - OrangeThe innovative ratchet mechanism in Sonic's Ratchetta pencil sharpener makes hand-sharpening your pencils quick and easy. You no longer need to repeatedly let go and re-grip the pencil while sharpenin... 000
Goodspeed Year! Blimp Emperor @2ndbadvilbel.bsky.social · 02/12/2025i better be able to find webrips of this release in a few days 000
Goodspeed Year! Blimp Emperor @2ndbadvilbel.bsky.social · 25/11/2025growing out a coke nail but just using it to pick my nose 000
Goodspeed Year! Blimp Emperor @2ndbadvilbel.bsky.social · 15/11/2025@whatsallthispod.bsky.social i’m currently visiting edinburgh. i was at the christmas market & a group of like 8 (what i can only guess were) lads were taking a group photo, and kept shouting to passersby to join the photo. i walked over and threw my arm around one of them with my drink in my hand 100
Goodspeed Year! Blimp Emperor @2ndbadvilbel.bsky.social · 09/11/2025i love being in london because you’ll see an economy car called a Cactus with giant oem plastic kneepads on the doors and it’s blasting uk grime with bass rattling the windows and the guy’s going like “oi mate you might fink you’re proper hard / you won’t be laffin when i’ve nicked your oyster card” 010
Goodspeed Year! Blimp Emperor @2ndbadvilbel.bsky.social · 09/11/2025@sluggboi.bsky.social hi tysm for the spreadsheet 🙏🏻 010
Goodspeed Year! Blimp Emperor @2ndbadvilbel.bsky.social · 03/11/2025lmao i just came across the paracord subreddit… dudes found a non-gay way to do macramé 100
Goodspeed Year! Blimp Emperor @2ndbadvilbel.bsky.social · 06/10/2025actually, “ferengi” is plural. two ferengi, one ferengo. 000
Reposted by Goodspeed Year! Blimp EmperorDave Itzkoff @ditzkoff.bsky.social · 12/09/2025 222204536392
Goodspeed Year! Blimp Emperor @2ndbadvilbel.bsky.social · 04/09/2025apple music for fuck’s sake, just give me a gd “go to artist” button in the context menu 010
Reposted by Goodspeed Year! Blimp EmperorAm I Pragnent? @am-i-pragnent.bsky.social · 01/09/2025[Q] How does deforestation relate to the Lorax? [A] The Lorax Deforestation [2013] 011
Goodspeed Year! Blimp Emperor @2ndbadvilbel.bsky.social · 21/08/2025@whatsallthispod.bsky.social charlotte, i say this with love, but your “the popeye’s biscuit has too much flavor” thing made me instantly search my camera roll for this old clip 010
Goodspeed Year! Blimp Emperor @2ndbadvilbel.bsky.social · 12/08/2025@osullyville.bsky.social the jelly roll talk at the beginning of the latest @yourkickstartersucks.com Auguest episode hit so close to home 140
Reposted by Goodspeed Year! Blimp Emperormarthapearce55.bsky.social @marthapearce55.bsky.social · 10/08/2025You have more money than God. But you want incentives to do good, moral things? 1798333771
Goodspeed Year! Blimp Emperor @2ndbadvilbel.bsky.social · 10/08/2025@techconnectify.bsky.social hey alec, do you have any tips you can share for how to find a trustworthy residential solar installer? it's overwhelming -- so many companies feel really scammy, with really predatory-seeming purchase/lease/financing terms. what do we look for, what do we avoid? thanks! 100
Reposted by Goodspeed Year! Blimp Emperormore mr. spice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 21/01/2025(elon unveiling his new martian flag design) well as you uh can, you know, see. there's red which of course uh is the mars color. duh ha ha. and then here a white circle, and this is um representing the bright future for the ahh, human race. and then uh you have so, this is a hindu symbol, 4459131074
Goodspeed Year! Blimp Emperor @2ndbadvilbel.bsky.social · 06/08/2025have not been able to stop laughing at this — based on op’s post and comment history, i think they are 100% truly oblivious to any possible double entendres they may have posted/invented 010