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Goodspeed Year! Blimp Emperor

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Goodspeed Year! Blimp Emperor @2ndbadvilbel.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
fuck the fuck off!!!!!! fucking NOBODY asked for this or wants this! this is not useful! the people who are making our computers do not know how people use computers!
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Goodspeed Year! Blimp Emperor @2ndbadvilbel.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
jesus fucking christ man, macos27 now tries to "suggest" new names for filesystem objects (files, directories) when you go to rename them in finder. "hm, this directory you extracted from a zip file that someone else created is called 'basses 2'. but have you considered renaming it 'basses 3'?"
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Goodspeed Year! Blimp Emperor @2ndbadvilbel.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
fucking lol at “replace master/slave with dom/sub” cmon
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Goodspeed Year! Blimp Emperor @2ndbadvilbel.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
british airways is what they call the american lung association in the uk
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Goodspeed Year! Blimp Emperor @2ndbadvilbel.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
ulilillialulemon
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Goodspeed Year! Blimp Emperor @2ndbadvilbel.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
what idiot called her minnie driver instead of major hottie
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Goodspeed Year! Blimp Emperor @2ndbadvilbel.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
what idiot called them ski lifts instead of eskilators
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Goodspeed Year! Blimp Emperor @2ndbadvilbel.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
"some songs deserve more than a stream" the only stream that suno music deserves is a stream of smelly piss from my ugly little dick
vinyl.suno.com
Suno Vinyl — Your music on wax
Turn the songs you make on Suno into real vinyl records, pressed and shipped to your door.
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Goodspeed Year! Blimp Emperor @2ndbadvilbel.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
(waiting for my coffee, the cute barista gestures at the book under my arm) what’re you reading? ☺️ (glancing at the book) hm? oh, this? it’s called cat hat. (i flip it over and look at the cover) er, cat in hat. the hat.
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Goodspeed Year! Blimp Emperor @2ndbadvilbel.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
woke up at 430am to poop and this hilariously poorly-worded headline had me very confused for way longer than it really should have
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Goodspeed Year! Blimp Emperor @2ndbadvilbel.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Pete Standing Alone at Tanagra
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Goodspeed Year! Blimp Emperor @2ndbadvilbel.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
reddit screenshot. OP says “here’s my two-cent solution to network ethernet cables: heat shrink”. posted photo of black heat-shrink tubing enclosing an rj45 connector’s retention clip. a user asks “does the clip still work in a socket?” and OP wordlessly replies with a photograph: one network switch clamped into a vise, with its ports facing the floor; a cable (with the heat-shrink modification) connected to one port; a hydroflask vacuum-insulated (apparently) 40oz tumbler full of water attached to the cable to provide weight; a second 24-port cisco switch suspended from that, via the other end of the cable
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Goodspeed Year! Blimp Emperor @2ndbadvilbel.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
@jsspcr.bsky.social hello from piss 👋🏻
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Adam Rogers @jetjocko.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
I'm an absolutist on this. Just taxing them reifies the idea that rich people in cars aren't subject to rules. Giant passenger trucks kill people and the environment. If we had real regulatory agencies, they'd be illegal.
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Goodspeed Year! Blimp Emperor @2ndbadvilbel.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
i know i shouldn’t have, but i bought the nts streaming device shop.nts.live/products/ato...
shop.nts.live
Atonemo NTS Radio Player - NTS
Make NTS part of your home hi-fi system with the NTS Atonemo Radio Player. Connect to any set-up, new or old, and stream NTS or other compatible music sources via wi-fi.
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Goodspeed Year! Blimp Emperor @2ndbadvilbel.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
they (suntour and others, like cane creek) also make a similar gizmo that adds shock-absorbing suspension to your handlebars… can really help reduce (even eliminate) jolts and shocks that hurt/fatigue the wrists and elbows and etc!
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Goodspeed Year! Blimp Emperor @2ndbadvilbel.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
you ever ride on a bike with a suspension seat post before buying that? god it’s so nice
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Goodspeed Year! Blimp Emperor @2ndbadvilbel.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
when you florpty floo
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Goodspeed Year! Blimp Emperor @2ndbadvilbel.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
lol simply opening the bluesky ios app STILL makes my phone prompt me to airplay bluesky (?) to my sonos speaker
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Goodspeed Year! Blimp Emperor @2ndbadvilbel.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
how my aunt’s dogs see me while i’m eating cheese and crackers in her kitchen
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Goodspeed Year! Blimp Emperor @2ndbadvilbel.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
now, the narwhal — have you seen this, ladies and gentlemen? have you heard about this? yes, it seems the narwhal — and this is true, folks — it bacons, at midnight [crowd goes absolutely nuts]
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Goodspeed Year! Blimp Emperor @2ndbadvilbel.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
listen here, bud… this is the only “vibe coating” i’ll ever use
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Goodspeed Year! Blimp Emperor @2ndbadvilbel.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
oh yeah okay dude, nice and hominem… nice strong man argument
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Goodspeed Year! Blimp Emperor @2ndbadvilbel.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
that’s what’s up
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Goodspeed Year! Blimp Emperor @2ndbadvilbel.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
oh also these if you ever see em at a store… good god (i knew these pics would be useful someday)
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Goodspeed Year! Blimp Emperor @2ndbadvilbel.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
these things rule
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Goodspeed Year! Blimp Emperor @2ndbadvilbel.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
🎵tickle my feet, boys, and lick my toes / i wanna feel your tongue on my stinky soles, and drift away🎵
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Goodspeed Year! Blimp Emperor @2ndbadvilbel.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
every few years i go on the hunt looking for a high-quality release but for the longest time the best i could find was a shitty bootleg vhs-to-dvd transfer, and i bought a copy on ebay or something a few years ago… yesterday on a whim i set out to research it again and found this very recent rip
archive.org
Mother Goose Rock NRhyme Extended Cut VHSrip DVD Restoration V 5 6 24 2022.573x 432.1140kbps. HEVC 10bit. 248kbps AAC 1ch : Disney : Free Download, Borrow, and Streaming : Internet Archive
Mother Goose Rock N Rhyme Special from 1990
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Goodspeed Year! Blimp Emperor @2ndbadvilbel.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
@papapishu.bsky.social you ever hear of a movie called Mother Goose Rock 'n' Rhyme? it's an insane fever dream of a musical kids' movie from 1990 starring an unbelievable cast of actors and musicians but never got a release past vhs.
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Goodspeed Year! Blimp Emperor @2ndbadvilbel.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
what idiot decided to call it "paypig" instead of "fee male"
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Goodspeed Year! Blimp Emperor @2ndbadvilbel.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
inside've you their are to wolves
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Goodspeed Year! Blimp Emperor @2ndbadvilbel.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
unshielded twisted pair? happens every time i plop my fat ass down into my gaming chair naked
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Goodspeed Year! Blimp Emperor @2ndbadvilbel.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
(three actors are on the stage at the community improv theatre, one of them stops the show, asks the crew to bring the house lights up, and gets down on one knee as he presents another actor with a ring in a box) "christina… will you marry me?" "yes, and, yes, and, a thousand times yes, and!"
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Goodspeed Year! Blimp Emperor @2ndbadvilbel.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
I don't want 2 argue adversarially with you, but I ask you to imagine what ppl thought the first time a physician in 4000 B.C. chewed some willow bark…. now we use the same thing! (this is where we get Aspirin from!) consider that even if it "sounds discusting" now there are real health benefites!
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Goodspeed Year! Blimp Emperor @2ndbadvilbel.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
Why is it that natural herbal remedies, Traditional Chinese Medicine, essential oils, ect. are accepted - but when someone drinks their own urine to solve a health issue they get shamed and treated with disgust? @robloblaw.bsky.social helped me cure my ezcema and other autoimmune diseases.
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Goodspeed Year! Blimp Emperor @2ndbadvilbel.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
i think everybody should have an std, at least one time, just to try it out before forming an opinion… who knows, you might like it!
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Goodspeed Year! Blimp Emperor @2ndbadvilbel.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
(captain picard in his quarters, standing in front of the replicator) T-girl, gay, hot
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Goodspeed Year! Blimp Emperor @2ndbadvilbel.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
the one thing that’s pissing me off, though, is the traversal. i find it really fucking hard and tedious to navigate, because many doors/corridors that look real are purely decorative, and gaps you think you should be able to jump, you can’t… so you wind up doing a lot of annoying backtracking
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Goodspeed Year! Blimp Emperor @2ndbadvilbel.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
also i think that while the story/premise (moon base, rogue ai) is kinda whatever, the relationship between the main characters is kinda nice and it works for a buddy adventure
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Goodspeed Year! Blimp Emperor @2ndbadvilbel.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
pragmata is actually pretty good. the weird helldivers-style hacking shooting puzzle minigame thing is super interesting and manages to be additive to the experience rather than gimmicky
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Goodspeed Year! Blimp Emperor @2ndbadvilbel.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
drive-through oil change? no, this is a milking table for cars
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Goodspeed Year! Blimp Emperor @2ndbadvilbel.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
bro i’m sorry but you cannot be named “fred hole”
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Goodspeed Year! Blimp Emperor @2ndbadvilbel.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
@whatsallthispod.bsky.social this week in conker news: arstechnica.com/science/2026...
arstechnica.com
Bringing the "functionally extinct" American chestnut back from the dead
Wiped out in its native range by invasive pathogens, the trees may make a comeback.
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Matt Burgess (WIRED) @mattburgess1.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
2018: “Tumblr has been removed from Apple's app store because it let some users post images of child sexual abuse.”
bbc.com
Tumblr removed from Apple app store over abuse images - BBC News
The app was removed from Apple's store after images showing child sexual abuse were discovered.
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Goodspeed Year! Blimp Emperor @2ndbadvilbel.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
japanese stationery technology is so incredibly advanced www.jetpens.com/Sonic-Ratche...
jetpens.com
JetPens.com - Sonic Ratchetta Pencil Sharpener with Notification - Orange
The innovative ratchet mechanism in Sonic's Ratchetta pencil sharpener makes hand-sharpening your pencils quick and easy. You no longer need to repeatedly let go and re-grip the pencil while sharpenin...
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Goodspeed Year! Blimp Emperor @2ndbadvilbel.bsky.social · 02/12/2025
i better be able to find webrips of this release in a few days
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Goodspeed Year! Blimp Emperor @2ndbadvilbel.bsky.social · 25/11/2025
growing out a coke nail but just using it to pick my nose
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Goodspeed Year! Blimp Emperor @2ndbadvilbel.bsky.social · 24/11/2025
kid crush, go
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Goodspeed Year! Blimp Emperor @2ndbadvilbel.bsky.social · 20/11/2025
oh they’re on v2 of those now, and they have something new called the AeroClip as well… can’t speak to those but the original AeroFits are great
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Goodspeed Year! Blimp Emperor @2ndbadvilbel.bsky.social · 20/11/2025
i used Shokz for a few years but always found the sound to be kinda poor so i got a pair of Anker SoundCore AeroFit (what a name) open-air headphones and find them superior in basically every way
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