Reposted by PhtevenRon Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Two Schmitt staffers realizing this might be their last day. 1518178843416
Phteven @2fbs.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Jane says all the dessert components tasted the same ... of lipstick, no doubt. #MKR 040
Phteven @2fbs.bsky.social · 29/09/2026He's made a coconut ring hole on Deanne's plate to let her know he likes anal #MKR 020
Phteven @2fbs.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Shaken Panna Cotta Syndrome. Of course it looks munted #MKR 000
Phteven @2fbs.bsky.social · 29/09/2026It is hard to see how anyone could make her look like an idiot when she's doing such a good job of it herself #MKR 020
Phteven @2fbs.bsky.social · 29/09/2026OK... I'm calling it now. Jane and Shane are plants. A ludicrously pompous couple of total melts acting to be the team everyone at home hates. #MKR 180
Phteven @2fbs.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Maybe they aren't frying because you had them soaking in water #MKR 140
Phteven @2fbs.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Jane and Shane are utter fucking wankers. There will be no further discussion on the matter. #MKR 130
Phteven @2fbs.bsky.social · 29/09/2026The phrase "face like a bulldog chewing a wasp" springs to mind #MKR 050
Phteven @2fbs.bsky.social · 29/09/2026I've never been to a restaurant that had sausage rolls on the menu. It's definitely a cafe food #MKR 050
Phteven @2fbs.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Making kimchi the morning you want to eat it is naw how you make porridge #MKR 030
Phteven @2fbs.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Everytime one of these Death Muppets says "gastro pub"... DRINK #MKR 000
Phteven @2fbs.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Jane and Shane are that rarest of beasts. A couple where both partners are punching above their weight. #MKR 040
Phteven @2fbs.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Plot twist. The Fairford "terrorism" event was a security exercise and the Plod rumbled them by accident. 3122
Phteven @2fbs.bsky.social · 29/09/2026The face you make when you're shopping and your wife says you can't buy a six pack 1121
Reposted by PhtevenSandy Horne @sandyhorne.bsky.social · 28/09/2026An orange potter wasp (Delta bicinctum) floating on the surface tension of the water at Picnic Dam, Gluepot Reserve. 1216627
Reposted by PhtevenAdam @kels316.bsky.social · 28/09/2026a person who uses the meta chatbot is called a Meta Muse-cel. 1202
Reposted by PhtevenChopped dad @jamescoyne.bsky.social · 28/09/2026The energy at a masturbation conference must be wild. It's all vibes. 141
Phteven @2fbs.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Anyone else reckon Jane pegs Shane mercilessly with an unlubed strap-on? Just me? #MKR 230
Reposted by PhtevenCrowbar @crowbar.wtf · 28/09/2026NO DESSERT FOR JANE - CHUCK HER A KRAFT SINGLE #MKR 281
Phteven @2fbs.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Why the fuck did these two utter wank pandas enter this competition? #MKR 030
Phteven @2fbs.bsky.social · 28/09/2026I can absolutely guarantee this couple from the Blue Mountains argue with their neighbours. Supercilious wank badgers #MKR 050
Phteven @2fbs.bsky.social · 28/09/2026"I find it empowering to leave food on the plate, and to step on kittens" - Some wanker on #MKR 030
Phteven @2fbs.bsky.social · 28/09/2026There's a zero to ten percent chance those two bogan sisters are good cooks #MKR 020
Phteven @2fbs.bsky.social · 28/09/2026I'm an entrepreneur. Translation: "I'm a spoiled rich kid" #MKR 280
Phteven @2fbs.bsky.social · 28/09/2026He works for the family business. Family business clearly isn't hairdressing #MKR 020
Phteven @2fbs.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Colin won't be driving to any of the dinners this season. #CokeFiend #MKR 150
Phteven @2fbs.bsky.social · 28/09/2026This season will need an "OMG Count" ...at least until the Bogan Sisters are booted off #MKR 111
Phteven @2fbs.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Your shitty hipster beard ain't hiding the fact you're not wearing a shirt #MKR 100
Phteven @2fbs.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Successfully sold a vehicle via Facebook Marketplace. Only received two stupid offers. Third buyer drove 300km and paid the asking price in cash. Consider my gast well and truly flabbered. 7872
Reposted by PhtevenKon Karapanagiotidis @kkarapanagiotidis.bsky.social · 28/09/2026I’m devastated this morning. We have just had two of our @asrc1 social enterprise catering vans stolen. Roller door smashed. Food stolen. Safe destroyed. Staff distressed. TWO VANS LICENSE PLATES - mini vans with ASRC Catering on them Renault is 1UO2YV Peugeot is 2DW4TB 19154133
