Phteven @2fbs.bsky.social · 02/10/2026The weekend starts . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . ... Now 090
Phteven @2fbs.bsky.social · 02/10/2026They're about 18 years old... they've been outside on the deck for past 4 years. They're full of red dirt...but they still pump it out. 120
Phteven @2fbs.bsky.social · 02/10/2026I always contend you've not done a solid days labour unless your work gloves are bloodstained 12221
Phteven @2fbs.bsky.social · 01/10/2026The (apparently) hard to see telegraph pole on the edge of our driveway just claimed another victim. A taxi reversing into our drive to do a U-turn. That makes 5 victims now...one of whom sadly was my wife in her car. The other three were delivery vans. 3161
Phteven @2fbs.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Yes. I had a rough idea it would be 1270ish kg per sqm It gave me this. And I'll check it manually before I put load on the area 110
Phteven @2fbs.bsky.social · 29/09/2026The face you make when you're shopping and your wife says you can't buy a six pack 1121
Phteven @2fbs.bsky.social · 27/09/2026My tip for the Panthers v Knights game is 26 - 0 ... at halftime. I'm a Knight's supporter, but I just don't see this will be anything other than a shellacking. 330
Phteven @2fbs.bsky.social · 26/09/2026qt what you bring to interviews instead of iced coffee, wrong answers only 260
Phteven @2fbs.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Queensland. Beautiful one day. Moist warty sores the next. 63310
Phteven @2fbs.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Well hunt me down. This woman has a gay child for fucks sake. She definitely voted for this. I hope it haunts her to her grave. 3181
Phteven @2fbs.bsky.social · 22/09/2026I wonder how many UK "patriot" marches this bloke attended 🤷🏾♂️ 251
Phteven @2fbs.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Healthy dinner tonight. Double bourbon, neat...and a mandarin. 7370
Phteven @2fbs.bsky.social · 21/09/2026I haven't timed Roman eating his dinner for a while, but I did just now. He's set a new PB in eating an entire 1kg of dogfood in 4110
Phteven @2fbs.bsky.social · 21/09/2026The gamut of dog treats is nightmare material. Pig snouts anyone? 4120
Phteven @2fbs.bsky.social · 20/09/2026They're mostly good here. Had the psycho bloke next door at one time. Remember him? 110
Phteven @2fbs.bsky.social · 17/09/2026This is the Spring Allegro cello bit in Vivaldi's Four Seasons 3271
Phteven @2fbs.bsky.social · 16/09/2026More bad news for Ed Sheeran. The Brady Bunch Singers have pulled out of the tour. 4231
Phteven @2fbs.bsky.social · 15/09/2026AI checkers said "likely real" Personally I don't care one way or the other. It's a handy emetic you can keep on your phone. 371
Phteven @2fbs.bsky.social · 15/09/2026House on fire up the end of our street. Everyone out safely but place is fucked 1200
Phteven @2fbs.bsky.social · 15/09/2026She's gone from having sex in a pub toilet to having sex in a Maroubra mansion. 051
Phteven @2fbs.bsky.social · 14/09/2026The headline should read "Trump will bankrupt Kennedy Centre unless his name is added to the building" 160
