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Phteven

@2fbs.bsky.social
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Antifa narco-terrorist Team Grok Stairs are my nemesis

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Phteven @2fbs.bsky.social · 18h
Political discourse in this country is a fucking joke. Media giving platforms to racists, billionaires, comedians and a lawn mower guy. We truly will get the government we deserve...
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Phteven @2fbs.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Great effort Newcastle.
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Phteven @2fbs.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I'm here. Bluesky playing up
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Phteven @2fbs.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I'm going to bed.
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Phteven @2fbs.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Fucksticks
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Phteven @2fbs.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
BUTTER FUCKING FINGERS
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Phteven @2fbs.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Fuuuuucking RIPPER
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Phteven @2fbs.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Bahahahaha
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Phteven @2fbs.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Kennigits!
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Phteven @2fbs.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Newcastle don't really have a 5th tackle plan
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Phteven @2fbs.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Cunts booing the Welcome to Country.
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Phteven @2fbs.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Shut the fuck up Gus
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Luke Foley @lukefoley.me · 04/10/2026
NRL Grand Final starting soon and a pro tip would be for whoever’s leading with five minutes to go to not toll the bell and go full Wharfie Time.
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Phteven @2fbs.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
You don't sound so good.
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Phteven @2fbs.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Nope. I'm on serious mental health medications myself. You need to stop doom scrolling, get help, and touch grass.
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Phteven @2fbs.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
It will happen on those stairs.
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Phteven @2fbs.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Dave the Cat Whisperer.
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Phteven @2fbs.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Yes i am immune because I take any prescribed medications as directed. Try it. You may find it helps.
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Phteven @2fbs.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Glycol added to water prevents freezing and is also cheap. Paying that much for washer fluid is insane.
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Phteven @2fbs.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Nah. We're not as dysfunctional as Seppo Land
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Phteven @2fbs.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Facebook is a racist shithole and if we had a government that took racism seriously it'd be shutdown and booted from Australia.
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Phteven @2fbs.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
😂
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Phteven @2fbs.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Nope.
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Phteven @2fbs.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
😂
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Phteven @2fbs.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
You don't want to get bleach anywhere near your chicken skin duffle bag
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Phteven @2fbs.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Busted flush
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Phteven @2fbs.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
You may well have. But there'll be no answers
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Phteven @2fbs.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Close enough
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Phteven @2fbs.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Yeah...looking gnarly down your way
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Phteven @2fbs.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
It should be all year. Permanent.
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Phteven @2fbs.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
We call it "water" here in Australia and it's very cheap.
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Phteven @2fbs.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
It's going to miss us
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Phteven @2fbs.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Anything in that storm that just blew through Trangie, @vincentsworkisdone.bsky.social ?
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Phteven @2fbs.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Six of one, half dozen of the other 🤷🏾‍♂️
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Phteven @2fbs.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Seismologists say it was similar to the July 14, 1903 magnitude 5.3 earthquake centered near Warrnambool. I'm sure you haven't forgotten what that felt like.
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Phteven @2fbs.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
You ever seen Carrie?
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Phteven @2fbs.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Soaping up one's ballbag whilst in the shower and wearing one latex glove is quite the sensation and gives an inkling as to why some people have a latex fetish. No explanation will be given.
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disgraced wellness blogger @dryobbo.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
PSA: it’s still Bandcamp Friday for a couple more hours
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Phteven @2fbs.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Maybe if it was filled with actual blood ..🤷🏾‍♂️
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Phteven @2fbs.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
'Tis but a scratch
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Phteven @2fbs.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
😂
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Phteven @2fbs.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
👋🏿👋🏿
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Phteven @2fbs.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Who was expecting? Cult members.
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Phteven @2fbs.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Ummmm
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Phteven @2fbs.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
WTF? Is that a Captcha?
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Phteven @2fbs.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Ahhh....
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Phteven @2fbs.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
What did I miss?
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Phteven @2fbs.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Him and Joe Hockey
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Phteven @2fbs.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Disappointing
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Phteven @2fbs.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
No stamp duty on selling.
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