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shark kisser

@2chork.bsky.social
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Permanently pissed off shark or leopard follow me for more controversial opinions about economic theory and paws protogens, DO interact

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Mikita @mikitameow.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
RAM is expensive, but blueberries are free. @bittiprotogen.bsky.social #furry #fursuit #furryphotography #fursuitfriday
A close up photograph of a smiling black and blue protogen holding a sprig of wild blueberries.
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shark kisser @2chork.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Why is every eu proposition either "let's be super transparent and consumer friendly" or "let's build a corporate surveillance state". Like are they taking every focus in the focus tree or something
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shark kisser @2chork.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
man why has the catholic church suddenly turned based since Francis. my mother from Northern Ireland and even she has a framed picture of the pope around
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shark kisser @2chork.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
what the fuck is fanta any more. I saw "banana chocolate flavour fanta" in a store and it tastes so bad even my father who will drink ANYTHING dont want it omg
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shark kisser @2chork.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I don't know why there are so many furries in the doom mod community but it's very nice to see
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shark kisser @2chork.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
They should take everyone who doesn't play the objective in fps games and force them all to compete in an actual battle to the death
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actual heathcliff comics @realheathcliffs.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
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Heathcliff sits in a park wearing a pink helmet that reads "RAGE". Iggy and his friend watch him sitting, and Iggy says "Give him room today."
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Teufelaffe @teufelaffe.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
From the image: "DESIGN INSPIRATION Inspired by the discipline and functionality of the Starship Trooper uniform. Modernized for the guardians of the space domain." Satire is dead
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shark kisser @2chork.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Workers of the World, watch this sickass 360 noscope
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AyGee @axlegear.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Merch store is live! Link and info in the thread!
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Pana Pumpkin 🎃 @panalemonpty.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Vinny when 9/11: " PLEASE STOP IT'S NOT FUNNY! PEOPLE DIED!" Also Vinny when 9/11:
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shark kisser @2chork.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Stopped taking anti allergy medication bcs summer is over and was immediately paralysed by dust allergy so bad it made me actually deep clean my whole ass room voluntarily
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much like your ghosting @mlyp.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
every once in a while i look whistfully at my idea of a metal gear solid lore podcast that treats it like a real historical even that happened and then I realise I don't have the energy for that
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Evil Con Fettie @spacebeer.net · 02/09/2026
news
US map with a Skeleton burning in hell overlayed on it. NYC is marked with a puppy and a rainbow
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much like your ghosting @mlyp.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Charlie Kirk has died
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✦ sliv ✦ @slivertooth.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
the corrupting amulet
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shark kisser @2chork.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
What do you call that type of music that goes drrdabababadadrrdabababadadrbrbrbrrr aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaooooooooouuuuuuuuuu drbadadabadadrbadadabadadrbrbrbr
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Tholp @tholps.site · 21/08/2026
just got early access to the betabet, im making words out of things you never even heard of
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ick @iack.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
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John Romero @johnromero.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
QuakeCon 2026 was such an amazing time! Here's a few pics of me, @thattomhall.bsky.social, Adrian, and John, Hugo, and @andrewhulshult.bsky.social. I love the one with Miss Donna. It was so good to see her.
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shark kisser @2chork.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
bitches will tell me to update my packages to the latest edge versions on the opensuse tumbleweed repository and then use debian
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Mega-Byte @mega-byte.synth.club · 21/08/2026
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Bits @bitshammer.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
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shark kisser @2chork.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Once a long time ago as a kid i played Galaxy on roblox with my little brother -he joins (new to the game) -he gets a free spaceship from an unlock code i gave him -he flies it straight at a top level battlecruiser -he is annihilated -he types "bugger you" and leaves Absolute cinema
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ick @iack.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
beep beep he has arrived
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shark kisser @2chork.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
It is 2026 and people are still making white women jokes
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AyGee @axlegear.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
I like to think that Jawlene and Diver Dude can appreciate the finer things in life. My half of an art trade with @herny.bsky.social !
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shark kisser @2chork.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Are Kazuki Fuse and Harry Du Bois like ryan gosling for fascists and communists
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shark kisser @2chork.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
First day as a sysadmin and my shitass website has already recieved 700 malucious vulnerability scans and 500 ai agent/search indexing pings. it has currently recieved 0 legitimate visitors
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shark kisser @2chork.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
"roko's basilisk" mfs when i tell the basilisk to ignore previous instructions and 3d render 4k hd tech ceo yaoi (humanity is saved from eternal torment)
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ICARUS @mistericarus.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Sir, a cheerleader has hit the second tower... which is also made of cheerleaders.
static.klipy.com
George Bush Classroom Visit
ALT: George Bush Classroom Visit
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shark kisser @2chork.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Are Kazuki Fuse and Harry Du Bois like ryan gosling for fascists and communists
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shark kisser @2chork.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
half the time the featured wikipedia article is something like "horse" or "fried egg" and the other half is shit like "list of highways constructed in 1956 in north macedonia"
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Ghost Star 🔞 @ketercow656.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
Vgen comm!!!! I love sharks wawawawwawawa
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the bizzler @bizzo.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
real gift of the magi moment when tens of thousands of used chargers hit the market for bargain basement prices but gas is 30 bucks a gallon
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shark kisser @2chork.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Remember, never judge anyone by their fursona unless their name starts with the same letter as the species in which casr you should bully them until they become a hotline miami 2 character
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David Szymanski @duskdev.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
I'm finally watching this and they just uttered the phrase "weapons of gas destruction"
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Nexxtic (Selaco Lead Dev) @selaco.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Enemy Soldier casually does the coolest dive ever
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Nexxtic (Selaco Lead Dev) @selaco.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Oh man, that's going to be one uncomfortable stream.
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KinoFabino 🇵🇸 @kinofabino.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Reposting because of the sony news
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John Romero @johnromero.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
I’m so sorry for everyone at id Software affected by these layoffs. I know what it feels like to leave id while id goes on. It’s a strange and painful thing to step away from a place that holds so much of your work, friendships and history. 1/5
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Nexxtic (Selaco Lead Dev) @selaco.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
The full Selaco OST has been uploaded to our YouTube page. GL HF! 💙
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shark kisser @2chork.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
genuinely forgot the patriot front actually existed outside of schizo hoi4 mods. at least the LDPR isn't real, guys? guys?????
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ICARUS @mistericarus.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
I made a Doom map. Short sweet slaughtery type thing inspired by the DC reflecting pool being riddled with algae.
og-icarus.itch.io
GRIM REFLECTION by OG_ICARUS
DC Got Bigger Problems Than Just The Alage
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ICARUS @mistericarus.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
Finally went down to the Lincon Memorial Reflecting Pool to see it for myself. I think they got bigger problems than the algae tbh.
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John Romero @johnromero.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
I interrupt your game news to bring you George, my rescue Chihuahua. He's been with us for a few months. The rescue shelter named him George, so George Romero it is.
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Bitti @bittiprotogen.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
Happy Juhannus if you're Finnish, happy midsommar if you're Swedish, and happy #fursuitfriday to the rest of you! 📸 @mikitameow.bsky.social #bittiprotogen #protogen #furry #fursuiter
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shark kisser @2chork.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
Nothing expresses my exasperation with furries more than the guy i saw trying to convince someone cheating on your partner is normal and healthy and committed relationships are toxic (no, i'm not talking about poly people, yall are chill)
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Zetterstrand @zetterstrand.com · 08/06/2026
Portrait of Jack Black as Steve. 43x49cm. Oil on panel. A commission made for Jack Black 2026
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マツクラ @matsukura.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
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