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shark kisser

@2chork.bsky.social
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Permanently pissed off shark or leopard follow me for more controversial opinions about economic theory and paws protogens, DO interact

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Mikita @mikitameow.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
RAM is expensive, but blueberries are free. @bittiprotogen.bsky.social #furry #fursuit #furryphotography #fursuitfriday
A close up photograph of a smiling black and blue protogen holding a sprig of wild blueberries.
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shark kisser @2chork.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
ts blowing up in the anthro lizard community for some reason
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shark kisser @2chork.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Why is every eu proposition either "let's be super transparent and consumer friendly" or "let's build a corporate surveillance state". Like are they taking every focus in the focus tree or something
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shark kisser @2chork.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
man why has the catholic church suddenly turned based since Francis. my mother from Northern Ireland and even she has a framed picture of the pope around
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shark kisser @2chork.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
what the fuck is fanta any more. I saw "banana chocolate flavour fanta" in a store and it tastes so bad even my father who will drink ANYTHING dont want it omg
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shark kisser @2chork.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
wait that's how you do it? I have just been overwriting the game files this entire time by unzipping the mod into the game data folder omg
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shark kisser @2chork.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
It's very funny seeing an influential doom community member reposting lewd rabbit women and all the other doom youtubers getting flashbanged by judy hopps' ass in between john romero doing something wholesome and the selaco lead dev having the best takes ever on the game industry
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shark kisser @2chork.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
The were-cheese
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shark kisser @2chork.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I don't know why there are so many furries in the doom mod community but it's very nice to see
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shark kisser @2chork.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
They should take everyone who doesn't play the objective in fps games and force them all to compete in an actual battle to the death
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actual heathcliff comics @realheathcliffs.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
08 Sep 2026
Heathcliff sits in a park wearing a pink helmet that reads "RAGE". Iggy and his friend watch him sitting, and Iggy says "Give him room today."
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Teufelaffe @teufelaffe.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
From the image: "DESIGN INSPIRATION Inspired by the discipline and functionality of the Starship Trooper uniform. Modernized for the guardians of the space domain." Satire is dead
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shark kisser @2chork.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Workers of the World, watch this sickass 360 noscope
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AyGee @axlegear.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Merch store is live! Link and info in the thread!
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Pana Pumpkin 🎃 @panalemonpty.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Vinny when 9/11: " PLEASE STOP IT'S NOT FUNNY! PEOPLE DIED!" Also Vinny when 9/11:
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shark kisser @2chork.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
the cia really fell off after they ran out of communists to fight
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shark kisser @2chork.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
deflate you say? nahhhh, it looks fine unzipped i swear
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shark kisser @2chork.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Stopped taking anti allergy medication bcs summer is over and was immediately paralysed by dust allergy so bad it made me actually deep clean my whole ass room voluntarily
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much like your ghosting @mlyp.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
every once in a while i look whistfully at my idea of a metal gear solid lore podcast that treats it like a real historical even that happened and then I realise I don't have the energy for that
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Evil Con Fettie @spacebeer.net · 02/09/2026
news
US map with a Skeleton burning in hell overlayed on it. NYC is marked with a puppy and a rainbow
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shark kisser @2chork.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
We have tenet square at home
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much like your ghosting @mlyp.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Charlie Kirk has died
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✦ sliv ✦ @slivertooth.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
the corrupting amulet
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shark kisser @2chork.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
What do you call that type of music that goes drrdabababadadrrdabababadadrbrbrbrrr aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaooooooooouuuuuuuuuu drbadadabadadrbadadabadadrbrbrbr
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shark kisser @2chork.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
They don't want you to know this but this is how minecraft skins are made. Is it worth it?
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Tholp @tholps.site · 21/08/2026
just got early access to the betabet, im making words out of things you never even heard of
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ick @iack.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
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John Romero @johnromero.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
QuakeCon 2026 was such an amazing time! Here's a few pics of me, @thattomhall.bsky.social, Adrian, and John, Hugo, and @andrewhulshult.bsky.social. I love the one with Miss Donna. It was so good to see her.
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shark kisser @2chork.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
the whole os is just one big vulnerability to the point that when i installed it on my university laptop the 2fa software refused to let me log in bcs my firefox version was like 20 releases out of date
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shark kisser @2chork.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
bitches will tell me to update my packages to the latest edge versions on the opensuse tumbleweed repository and then use debian
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Mega-Byte @mega-byte.synth.club · 21/08/2026
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Bits @bitshammer.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
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shark kisser @2chork.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Once a long time ago as a kid i played Galaxy on roblox with my little brother -he joins (new to the game) -he gets a free spaceship from an unlock code i gave him -he flies it straight at a top level battlecruiser -he is annihilated -he types "bugger you" and leaves Absolute cinema
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ick @iack.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
beep beep he has arrived
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shark kisser @2chork.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
It is 2026 and people are still making white women jokes
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shark kisser @2chork.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
And when the world needed him most, he returned
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shark kisser @2chork.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
gordon freeman?????
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AyGee @axlegear.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
I like to think that Jawlene and Diver Dude can appreciate the finer things in life. My half of an art trade with @herny.bsky.social !
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shark kisser @2chork.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
THE PEAKEST CROSSOVER OF ALL TIME???
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shark kisser @2chork.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
static.klipy.com
Dwayne Johnson's Signature Eyebrow Raise
Alt: Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson nodding his head and then looking suspiciously at svelk
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shark kisser @2chork.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
where you going to get the water from though if it's all been used up
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shark kisser @2chork.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Are Kazuki Fuse and Harry Du Bois like ryan gosling for fascists and communists
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shark kisser @2chork.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
First day as a sysadmin and my shitass website has already recieved 700 malucious vulnerability scans and 500 ai agent/search indexing pings. it has currently recieved 0 legitimate visitors
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shark kisser @2chork.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
"roko's basilisk" mfs when i tell the basilisk to ignore previous instructions and 3d render 4k hd tech ceo yaoi (humanity is saved from eternal torment)
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shark kisser @2chork.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
who's ready for coronavirus 2? or 3? or 4?
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ICARUS @mistericarus.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Sir, a cheerleader has hit the second tower... which is also made of cheerleaders.
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George Bush Classroom Visit
ALT: George Bush Classroom Visit
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shark kisser @2chork.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
i should probably play disco elysium some time as part of my political education
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shark kisser @2chork.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Are Kazuki Fuse and Harry Du Bois like ryan gosling for fascists and communists
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shark kisser @2chork.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
How the fuck did you like and repost this less than a second after i posted it
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shark kisser @2chork.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
half the time the featured wikipedia article is something like "horse" or "fried egg" and the other half is shit like "list of highways constructed in 1956 in north macedonia"
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