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They got everything here from a diddled-eyed joe to damned if I know.

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Humor Satire Memes @funnysnarkyjoke.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Thanks, Rita's
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 25/08/2026
"I was not shocked that he helped somebody. My shock is that he was murdered. And no one has given us the complete truth or anyone has been held accountable. And it's been 7 months! ... there was more effort in vilifying him than pursuing justice" -- Alex Pretti's parents
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Angry @angrystaffer.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Starting a pointless trade war with our most reliable partner as a distraction from your failed war in Iran (that you launched as a distraction from your administration covering up the Epstein files) isn’t going to win you any votes.
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Humor Satire Memes @funnysnarkyjoke.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
"There was no autism diagnosed before 1930."

Pluto wasn't discovered until 1930, pluto causes autism

[A picture of the planet Pluto against a black space background with white text overlaid above and below it]
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Abdul El-Sayed @abdulelsayed.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Blue Cross Blue Shield of Michigan plans to stop paying certain kinds of mental healthcare professionals for the care they provide. We showed up to find out what it would mean and what we can do about it. It's dangerous. No insurance company should have this much power. Patients over profit.
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Marc Elias @marcelias.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
I am recording an emergency podcast right now to explain what just happened in the Supreme Court and what to expect next. It will be posted soon. My advice is to subscribe to Democracy Docket’s YouTube Channel. www.youtube.com/democracydoc...
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Drew Scanlon @drewscanlon.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Hi Internet! I'm Drew and THIS IS MY FACE. If this GIF has ever brought you joy in the past, I humbly ask you to consider making a donation to the National MS Society. It would mean a lot to me and to those I know affected by the disease! Donate at blinkingguy.com
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Allyship @allyship.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Amazon started as a company that sold books; now it's a company that destroys them. 🖕
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Allison Gill @muellershewrote.com · 24/08/2026
Blanche really, really doesn't want to hand over these Epstein documents. Can't imagine why </s>
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 24/08/2026
Mark Carney: "This fall we will begin intense discussions with the European Union, the world's second-largest economy, to build a much stronger and deeper economic and security partnership"
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Abdul El-Sayed @abdulelsayed.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Mike Dodgers doesn't want to talk about what people are ACTUALLY worried about: Can I afford my gas? Can I see a doctor when I get sick? How am I going to keep my job?
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Acyn @acyn.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
El-Sayed: I thought you were for the everyday man. If you're for billionaires, you and I disagree. Watters: I just think I have the right to the fruits of my own labor El-Sayed: Billionaires don't make their money off of their labor. They make their money off their money
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Lana 🌺 ❤️💛💚💙💜 @mahalomalama.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
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5 Supreme Court Judges Raising The Confederate Flag While Trampling Over Paper That Says, Voting Rights Act
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Mark Hamill @markhamillofficial.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
In a country so deeply divided, isn't it nice to have something we can ALL agree on? #ReleaseTheFiles-BeginTheTrials ⚖️
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Allison Gill @muellershewrote.com · 24/08/2026
BREAKING: In my Epstein Files training video law suit: Judge Beryl Howell has DENIED the Justice Department's request for an additional 90 days, and has GRANTED my request for the government to file it's motion for summary judgment in 30 days.
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Hoodlum 🇺🇸 @nothoodlum.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Oops. 🥴 www.nyc.gov/mayors-offic...
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Abilu Tangwa. @abilutangwa.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
100 companies are responsible for 71% of global emissions. They told YOU to recycle better while they polluted more. Don't fall for it. Hold systems accountable. #ClimateCrisis
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Bill Kristol @billkristolbulwark.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
“Long live Stars and Stripes and the honorable service the paper has provided for decades to soldiers and to the nation.” luciantruscott.substack.com/p/stars-stri...
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Stars stripped
The big story that’s all over the place this afternoon is the firing of the editor of Stars and Stripes, the quasi-governmental semi-independent newspaper that is provided for free to service members ...
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ToonHive @toonhive.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
97 years ago today, ‘The Skeleton Dance’ released in theaters.
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Mark Hamill @markhamillofficial.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
"Money out of politics. Money in your pocket. Medicare for all." Sounds good to me, @abdulelsayed.bsky.social. Let's ALL get out there on November 3rd & beat the machine!!! Go to: iwillvote.com ☑️ or vote.org 🗳️
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Mark Hamill @markhamillofficial.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
In 1971, Daniel Ellsberg leaked The Pentagon Papers exposing the lies told to the public about the disastrous Viet Nam war, forever becoming a hero in history. Now... someone PLEASE leak #TheEPSTEINFiles & end the biggest coverup scandal of all-time! 🙏
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Jay Waters @jaywaters.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
The President of the United States is a liar.
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Ron Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
The peasants aren't allowed to know where their foreign beef comes from.
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Mark Ruffalo @markruffalo.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
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ContempraInn 🌹 @contemprainn.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
After traveling 9 years and covering 3 billion miles, NASA's New Horizons spacecraft got this shot of Pluto.
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Abdul El-Sayed @abdulelsayed.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
No new data centers until we have federal guardrails.
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Brandy @3dogz.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Fun fact: Garrett Langley has his house blurred out on Google Maps. That's right, the CEO hellbent on invading all of our privacy, values his own privacy. Real "Mark Zuckerberg putting a webcam cover on his laptop" energy. www.businessinsider.com/flock-ceo-dr...
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Flock CEO says drones are its fastest-growing business as it expands beyond license plate cameras
Flock, the license plate-reading company, is developing its drone business. CEO Garrett Langley says drones could help police and citizens stay safe.
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Jeffry Bazooka @jeffrybazooka.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
While we're still trying to figure out how to defend our bases from drones, Ukraine has already jumped to the next level. We are now more than 2 levels behind. With Trump and Hegseth, we are never going to level up. united24media.com/war-in-ukrai...
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Ukraine’s Armed Robot Rolls Into Russian Position and Opens Fire, Killing 20, Video
Ukrainian troops used a Droid TW-12.7 strike UGV to remotely attack a Russian-held building, killing 20 Russian soldiers.
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 13/08/2026
Mamdani: "If a New Yorker looks at what ICE is doing and wants to see more of it, they should vote for Bruce Blakeman, who has created his own militia in Nassau County. If they look at what ICE is doing and they are shocked by the inhumanity and cruelty, they should vote for Gov. Kathy Hochul."
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Allison Gill @muellershewrote.com · 13/08/2026
BREAKING: The DOJ asks for a sealed hearing to discuss things. JUDGE: You raise an interesting point. I thought about brining DOJ in in sealed proceedings, but the public has a right to know what the hell is going on with this case. The victims deserve to know. The public deserves to know.
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Allison Gill @muellershewrote.com · 13/08/2026
NEW: Judge Sullivan spent the final 30 minutes of the Phang v Blanche Epstein files hearing telling a story of the one time he had to hold DOJ lawyers in contempt. He says he's done it before, and he'd rather not do it again, but he will if he needs to. "It's not a threat, it's a promise."
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Acyn @acyn.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Phang: Each and every day after December 19th, 2025 has been a violation of the Epstein files transparency act. Now, to compound the problem for Blanche and the DOJ, you have violations of court orders.
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Team Talarico @teamtalaricohq.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
NEW AD: 14 years ago today, Ken Paxton stole someone's $1,000 pen. Today, Ken Paxton’s pen victim is endorsing James Talarico.
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Matriarchy Now @matriarchy.now · 11/08/2026
If we haven't been reminding you enough, vote because your life depends upon it.
Women entering a voting booth with white hoods and red robes. Exiting the voting booth wearing whatever clothes they choose.
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Ron Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
How is it possible that this document has been read by tens of millions of people all over the world on the internet but a senior senator on the Intel Committee hasn’t?
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Paul @boipaul.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
We are digging coal
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
Same office that covered up prosecutor's crimes in the Broadview Six case just covered up a police shooting. Feds said a teen beat up a cop before he's shot. They have clear video evidence showing the kid just squirmed away from him. They hid it from the judge. Judge just set a sanctions hearing.
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Video contradicts FBI agent's account of shooting during undercover sting in Country Club Hills
U.S. Magistrate Judge Keri Holleb Hotaling ordered the video’s public release Thursday after its discovery prompted federal prosecutors to drop charges related to an attempted robbery during an underc...
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DJ "Jo" NoneYa 🟧 @djnoneya.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
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Freethinkers United For Change @freethinkersunite.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
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Neugin @lostcitymagic.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
"You fool! You fell victim to one of the classic blunders! The most famous of which is, 'never get involved in a land war in Asia,' but only slightly less well-known is 'never let a man only known for bankruptcy and pedophilia negotiate terms'!"
Image is Vizzini from the film 'The Princess Bride' laughing
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Mack Butterfield @mack2114.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
No lies detected.
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Just Jack @jackhealy.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
Friday, June 19, Noon Pacific Time - if you are going to tune in for one match, this is the one to watch! It will be played in Seattle.
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God @thegodshow.com · 16/06/2026
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Biggie @biggienotsmalls.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
Should be reposted every month....Speak Truth....
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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
When you're the least popular person at a party . . .
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Robert C. Fried (Bob Fried) @robertcfried.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
There's a lot of them lying around in Congress
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Sara Margarita Medina Ramos @sarammedinaramis.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
Directed by Sean Penn
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Stealthgirl 🫘 @stealthgirl21.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
Political cartoonists are better than mainstream media
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Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @mayor.nyc.gov · 17/06/2026
Start spreading the news —  we’re giving away 600 free tickets to Thursday’s Championship Ceremony at City Hall following the Knicks’ ticker-tape parade. The public lottery is open now and will close tomorrow, June 17, at 11 AM. Details at Knicks.com/CeremonySweeps.
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SeaTea @tierno158.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
See it now at your local Drive-In!
A movie poster from the creature from the  Black lagoon renamed the creature from the reflecting pool
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