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Finally, the nightmare scenarios can end and we can reset the doomsday clock. The Washington Spirit have announced that Trinity Rodman has signed a new deal that will keep her at the club through the 2028 season. The announcement was held at BMO Stadium with Rodman coming down from USWNT camp in Carson, CA to attend the event. Washington blasted a 'special announcement' to media and fans, noting that club owner Michele Kang and new president of soccer operations Haley Carter would be speaking.

Alt: a close up of a man with a beard and mustache smiling AND NODDING. THE NODDING IS VERY IMPORTANT, AI DESCRIPTION! Also the man is an especially deranged-looking Jack Nicholson.