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Innocent Bystander

@1nnocent-bystander.bsky.social
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Not angry, mostly just disappointed. Living in Ireland and distracted by music, reading and writing stuff, messing around in boats ... but mostly Everton (cos that's a laugh a bloody minute) and trying to teach Rico how to whistle Z-Cars.

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tomwellborn3rd @wellborn.net · 04/10/2026
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Darth Tugmutton @sheeparecheaper.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
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SlenderSherbet @slendersherbet.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Me: "OK I'll come but I'm only having one drink" Also me an hour later:
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Dan Thomas @itsdanthomas.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
The most disappointing video you’ll see today.
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KittyKatGirl😻🙏💞🐞 @mary1kathy.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
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Brent Terhune @brentterhune.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
MAGA is about to lose his farm
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Jon Cooper @joncooper-us.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Who did this? 🤣🤣🤣🤣
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🌈Dr. Frizzle @swilua.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
😭😭😭
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Using this scale, how much do you like dogs?

Kristi Noem to Kash Patel
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Hoodlum 🇺🇸 @nothoodlum.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Mitch McConnell leaves the Senate after not having a clue what he voted for or where he is.
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SubRosa )✿( Magick (chat to book a reading) @subrosamagick.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
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Roger ZenAF 🖕🐸🖕 @rogerzenaf.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
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Michael Daly @michaeldaly64.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
"I am but skin & bones..."
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scubapopeye.bsky.social @scubapopeye.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
You know I’m a bit disappointed: Pandemic, I wanted zombies all I got were morons Now that we are in the apocalypse I expected fire and brimstone Nope. Just more morons.
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David Rose's WTF Reaction
ALT: David Rose's WTF Reaction
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Brown Eyed Susan @browneyedsusan.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
"Seriously, what's a little beastiality among friends?"
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Massimo (mirror) @rainmaker1973-m.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Spa day for baby monkey [📹 monkeylover. club] Original post
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Sally 🌻 @mamasallysocks.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
#DogDayTuesday 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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Rich Toffee 🔵 @richtoffee.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Boss isn't he
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Luca @lucagalletti.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Sooo…technically a mermaid 🧜‍♀️ #venicebeach #ecodrag IG: @merissaonamission www.instagram.com/merissaonami...
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Christopher Webb @cwebbonline.com · 15/09/2026
THIS IS ELDER ABUSE‼️ We are officially in weekend at Bernie’s territory folks.
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Pam Keith @pamkeithdc.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
If you are attacking Doctors Without Borders or World Central Kitchen, you are wrong and can get fucked.
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Luca @lucagalletti.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Short film about hope www.reddit.com/r/funny/s/CG...
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Codfather #FBPE 🇫🇷🇪🇺 @codfather.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
😂
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Tori Foote @toriatheisttori.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
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Charles Fourier @charlesfourier.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Bill Bryson’s words seem appropriate to post right now
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Everton Gear @evertongear.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
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america.is.not.free @antifapatriot.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
#SteveBuscemi #heroes #September11 #NeverForget
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HappyToast @happytoast.co.uk · 08/09/2026
Easy to follow guide from the British press
An elderly lady being carried away by the police, labelled intimidating, and two black clad, balaclava wearing men standing in front of someone’s car, staring at them.
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Adrian Littlejohn @yorksfella59.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
I am bloody proud to be an #RNLI supporter and member! These brilliant men and women have quite enough to cope with without being harassed by the scum of the earth. Their only concern is to help people in danger at sea - not check passports first! Which is how it should be. Please RT if you agree🙏
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Meidas Rick ❌🚫🇺🇸🇮🇪🇺🇦🇨🇦🇬🇱💙🐸 @sgtrick.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Stop making fun of Trump’s hair or else there will be hell toupée.
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Lord Jeffrey of Nottingham #FBPE 🇬🇧 🇪🇺 🇬🇱 @onemoregoodman.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
The thing I don't really understand is that Reform UK, English football fans and the assembled hordes of anti-immigration thugs so often reference WWII as our finest hour and then espouse fascism. Just how thick are they?
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The Onion @theonion.com · 07/09/2026
Ant Farm Teaches Children About Toil, Death theonion.com/ant-farm-teaches-child…
Ant Farm Teaches Children About Toil, Death
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Codfather #FBPE 🇫🇷🇪🇺 @codfather.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Can't argue with that. Just look at them.
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Sir Michael Take CBE @sirmichaeltake.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
‘You, Boy! Get me a walking stick. I’m off to hit loads of women on the head who disagree with me!’
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NBC Sports Soccer @nbcsportsoccer.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Everton’s goalie Jordan Pickford made sure he was part of the fun after Ainsley Maitland-Niles’ insane equalizer in stoppage time. 🫡💙
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Codfather #FBPE 🇫🇷🇪🇺 @codfather.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Reform are a party for the cerebrally challenged loons of the UK. Why not teach them to goose step and shout Heil Nigel 🤦‍♂️
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Parody Nigel Farage @parodypm.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
I for one have had enough of people who can barely speak English, living on benefits, ignoring our laws and wearing weird clothes that cover up their faces. So it was disappointing to see a few hundred of them gathered in Dover today.
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SlenderSherbet @slendersherbet.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
When they call your name in a work meeting and you weren't listening.
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Innocent Bystander @1nnocent-bystander.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
So Balogon did one eh? Brilliant work lads! Can't now shake off the feeling that we are all part of some long-running mad social experimente. Driving people to drink since 1878 ...
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Rae Radford @raeradford.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Grammar is extremely important…. #BookSky
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𝕊𝕦𝕟𝕕𝕒𝕖 𝔾𝕦𝕣𝕝 @sundaedivine.lol · 26/08/2026
Men, we just want you to listen to us!
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Karen “the good kind” @kpsinging.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Ok I admit… this made me laugh out loud
If your girl:
-drinks a lot of water
-causes drama 
-remembers everything 

That’s not your girl, that’s a data center
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Rae Radford @raeradford.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
So true…. #BookSky
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JSON Statham @json-statham.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
If you can repost this and get it into as many hands that need it ahead of the new season 💙
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Dr John Reed @drjohnreed.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Merlin Rõhl
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Massimo (mirror) @rainmaker1973-m.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
You don't truly grasp the size of eagles until one is right in front of you. Original post
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Oliver @oliver48.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
The big question is - who to believe? Reform UK which is paid £millions by fossil fuel companies to perpetuate the myths of climate denial ... or 100% of peer-reviewed climate scientists who've been warning of more frequent and intense weather disasters for decades meme via Phytomemetics
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Paul J @pauljolliffe.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
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Pure Chaos Central @chaoscentral.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Bathroom doors I painted in a bar.😜 #PureChaos #PCC
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Innocent Bystander @1nnocent-bystander.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Overestimating our optimism surely... .
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