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JSON Statham @json-statham.bsky.social · 23h

What are we all doing for Nigerian Independence day?

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JSON Statham @json-statham.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Fucking hell selling some tracky bottoms I bought which don't fit on Vinted. Attracting cunty buyers 😴

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JSON Statham @json-statham.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Giving this beauty a run tonight. McFadden on the back randomly. Hopefully score one similar to his goal against Charlton.

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JSON Statham @json-statham.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Bought my kid some transformers for his birthday. Came as robots. Took me a LONG time to figure out how to get them into their alt modes 😅 Think the 5yo might struggle

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JSON Statham @json-statham.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Googled the best Kebab in Chorley. Mixed results. Went with a household name from the early 00s. Let's see how we get on!

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JSON Statham @json-statham.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

City surely have to be hit with 60+ points. Essentially relegation, unless they have an unreal season. But I think they will probably just let them appeal and kick the can down the road for another few years. When it was us, points were off within about 5 seconds. Couldn't wait to get them off.

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JSON Statham @json-statham.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Pulled the "Baaa Raamm Youuuu" card here

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JSON Statham @json-statham.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Dicking about building a site before. Decided I wanted to make a little rotating safe based on scroll. It's simple but, but works quite nicely. First semi creating thing I have done for a long while 😂

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JSON Statham @json-statham.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Ah the old "Be careful what you wish for" pat on the head. Do people not realise we haven't won anything for 31 years. Haven't had a promotion, relegation. Just existed and been pretty much boring as fuck, bar a couple of flirts with Europe and Relegation. Think I'd rather roll the dice...

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JSON Statham @json-statham.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Would've been colossal if he could've stayed fit. Worth probably 3/4 goals a season and excellent levels of shithousery.

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JSON Statham @json-statham.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Get Richard Arlison in until the end of the season!

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Operation Everton Stadium @blueskytoffee.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

*gulps* 5. How did KDH miss the back post header that Dibling put on a plate? 6. How did Armstrong fail to hit target / not spot the 5 yrd pass to KDH? 7. How did VAR judge Johnson was interfering with play sufficiently to disallow a smart headed Barry goal? 8. How did we make it look this hard?

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JSON Statham @json-statham.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Passed the sock test, but mentioned Barnsley and that was that. Curtains. @brianwoolfinder.bsky.social

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JSON Statham @json-statham.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Got the sock check on entry. Passed with flying colours. #UTFT

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JSON Statham @json-statham.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Great meeting the lads at the BS corner. Albeit shorter than I wanted after my expensive run in with Merseyrail. Heading the Denbigh now if anyone is about @brianwoolfinder.bsky.social @mikeygow.bsky.social @danfriedkinscp.bsky.social

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JSON Statham @json-statham.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Only Stella in the south upper. Shoe horning us into a £7.20 pint. #friedkinsout

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JSON Statham @json-statham.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Fuck off Mersey Rail. Don't let me buy a ticket on Trainline. Miss the train and queue and buy a ticket and miss train. Then stick your lads on sandhills. In the fucking bin. Just sell me a ticket at sandhills

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JSON Statham @json-statham.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

What's the dress code? Don't wanna upset the regulars

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JSON Statham @json-statham.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Think I'm gonna head to Ormskirk before the game, before making my way to the BS corner. There is a German Bier Haus I have been wanting to check out for a bit. Buy the missus a drink and the kids a Bratwurst, I get a lift and everyone is happy 🎉

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JSON Statham @json-statham.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Is Bluesky Corner open this Saturday?!? 👀

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JSON Statham @json-statham.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Sark looks like my type of place. No cars. Ultimate peace and quiet 😂

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JSON Statham @json-statham.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Beat Newcastle in the 4th round and hopefully you draw Bradford or Peterborough in the Quarter final.

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JSON Statham @json-statham.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Taking my eldest to the game tonight. Might get the train. Less walking in the shitty weather then.

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JSON Statham @json-statham.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Can't wait to say Kingo in action 💙

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JSON Statham @json-statham.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

Great week in Fort Lauderdale with work. But glad to be back in the UK. Done nothing but sweat for 7 days and eat massive meals. Did see Messi ping one in from 20 yards too. Not from this free kick though 😂

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JSON Statham @json-statham.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

Not seen a shirt without Messi on

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JSON Statham @json-statham.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

Nice little 20km up the coast and back. Just got back before the storm 😅

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JSON Statham @json-statham.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

Busy morning today. 6:30am - Ocean Swim 7am - Beach Football 7:30am - Ocean Swim 8:30am - Breakfast 10am - Pickleball 11:30am - Work Long day today as the NFL kicks off so will be in the office until 11pm 😴

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JSON Statham @json-statham.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

Monster Sandwich for lunch today. Afternoon in the office could be less than productive 😅

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JSON Statham @json-statham.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

Absolute beasts these fellas. 🦎

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JSON Statham @json-statham.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

Body clock has fucked me, but relaxing down the beach for a bit. Very tranquil. Warm, lightning storms out at sea, and borderline silence. Textbook 👌

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JSON Statham @json-statham.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

My seat on my connecting flight. If Goodison was a plane....

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JSON Statham @json-statham.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

2 hours to kill in Atlanta airport. Handy little bar next to my gate. Pint of Blue Moon and catch up on the last 8 hours

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JSON Statham @json-statham.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

Just got ID'd at Atlanta airport. The baby faced assassin strikes again.

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JSON Statham @json-statham.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

Not bad. Old aircraft though so think the WiFi will be shite 😔

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JSON Statham @json-statham.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

38000 feet providing the WiFi can handle it!

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JSON Statham @json-statham.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

Thought I was being smart not checking in a case for my flight to the US. But carrying two pieces of hand luggage and a back pack is a pain in the arse.

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