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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 14h

*through a mouthful of road salt* WHUGH???

Andy & the End Times @1985edition.bsky.social · 15h

Somebody somewhere is laying in bed dying, and the last thing they see before they exit this plane of existence is a liberty bibberty commercial

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Andy & the End Times @1985edition.bsky.social · 19h

Whatever kills off as many fascists as possible, so be it

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Andy & the End Times @1985edition.bsky.social · 23h

YOUNG DEFENSEMAN: How do you not get scared of the puck being shot at you so hard? HAMMER: Easy, kid. Just look the other way. YD: I wasn't talking about Kyle Beach. ROCKY WIRTZ, IN HELL: Garrrhh, they're still talking about it, refill my innards with bugs and slime so I may haunt Mark Lazerus

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Andy & the End Times @1985edition.bsky.social · 23h

NFL QUARTERBACK: *memorizes staggering amount of plays, concepts, shorthand, vernacular, can read a defense at a glance and make impactful decisions within seconds of that evaluation* ALSO NFL QUARTERBACK: *can barely read or write & is a fucking stupid bastard about anything other than football*

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Andy & the End Times @1985edition.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Sending this to my wife, we need to get her numbers up!

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Memento (spooky) Morty 🌙 @mementomorty.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

baaaaabe will you buy me the sperm whale popcorn bucket

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Andy & the End Times @1985edition.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

My local illinois news station, my number one source for *checks notes* China/Taiwan espionage

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Andy & the End Times @1985edition.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Went to put up some Halloween decor in our living room by room, only to realize our living room decor is already kind of spooky by default. Frankly we need to step our game up. We’re working on it.

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Andy & the End Times @1985edition.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Been getting bombarded with 80s/90s Halloween nostalgia on IG lately, and I love every bit of it. That said, it makes my heart ache for how hard I treasure that time of my life, and how it will never, ever be like that again. And things are so bad now. Things are awful. It is very much a bummer.

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Andy & the End Times @1985edition.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Even all these years later, the US Government can't help but be evil cunts to the ancestors of the tribal peoples.

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Andy & the End Times @1985edition.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

REPUBLICANS: we're responsible for everything bad, we're also sex criminals, racists, and actively fight to make America illiterate REPUBLICAN VOTERS: yeah but at least yer not gawna trans my kidz or abort a bahybee

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Jac @dairyqueenslime.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Time is all fucked up now because of the computer

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Andy & the End Times @1985edition.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

ME: Just sitting here doing nothing ME: *puts on TOOL* ME: Just sitting here doing nothing, but listening to TOOL

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Andy & the End Times @1985edition.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Shame that the only real black eye of this moment is the dumbass red Strauss ad on the batting helmet.

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Andy & the End Times @1985edition.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

The Bears took 9 goddamn minutes off the clock, many thanks to Jets incompetence. Ballgame.

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Mike Praznowski @praz.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

FADE TO BLACK, MY FRENTS

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Andy & the End Times @1985edition.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

The Jets are a sloppy, slipshod team coached by a flop.

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Andy & the End Times @1985edition.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

So clearly Swift was benched for fumbling.

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Andy & the End Times @1985edition.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Bagent has been bailed out by Jets penalties quite a bit. Not a fan.

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Andy & the End Times @1985edition.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

There’s way too much time left to put on the brakes. This is a very lose-able game, Bears.

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Andy & the End Times @1985edition.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

This is not great. Thomas needs to drop the east-west return bullshit, and a flag puts them deeper still. Rousch with a flag on that KOR. Dumbass.

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Andy & the End Times @1985edition.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Tyson Bagent’s dad looks like Private Pyle when he shoots R. Lee Ermey in the bathroom. Genuinely unsettling.

Private Pyle losing his mind in the head

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Andy & the End Times @1985edition.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Another doughty hold by the Jets goal line defense. Damn them.

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Andy & the End Times @1985edition.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Roschon Johnson! Hello, fitness friend!

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Andy & the End Times @1985edition.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

No real goofy stuff here for Ben Johnson. Give it to the running backs and let his line punch theirs in the face.

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Frustrated Fan @frustratedfan.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Oh, great, it’s THAT ad.

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Andy & the End Times @1985edition.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Monangai leaves no doubt on that scoring run. Great drive. Jonah Jackson opened the gate wide for that TD.

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Andy & the End Times @1985edition.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Sam Rousch didn’t fuck up! I’m shocked. Nice catch and run in the TE screen.

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Andy & the End Times @1985edition.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

What is Monangai’s first down hand motion supposed to be? It’s cool as hell, whatever is is.

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Andy & the End Times @1985edition.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Pretty sure there’s a UPS ad that is 100% AI, also. Gross as hell. Jets with 9 penalties and only 13 Bears points to show for it is both a nod to the Jets defense and a head shake to the Bears offense.

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Andy & the End Times @1985edition.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

There’s the “PAID FOR BY US TAXPAYERS” ad. God, I hate this fucker. Drop dead.

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Andy & the End Times @1985edition.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Good on the Bears d-line for not jumping in a penalty-rife game. Take a FG here, but this is very unpleasant. Foot on throat, please.

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Andy & the End Times @1985edition.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

13-3 at halftime is very agreeable. Should be more like 24-3, but it is what it is.

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Andy & the End Times @1985edition.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

A lesser coach would’ve run out the half. Johnson had three timeouts and plenty of time, and is using them. Even if there’s no points, it’s better than conceding time and opportunity.

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Andy & the End Times @1985edition.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Rare Swift failed blitz pickup. Damn.

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Andy & the End Times @1985edition.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Bagent today has been fine. He’s a backup with a weak arm. The pick was bad, but otherwise he’s put together a cromulent half of football. Acceptable. The Bears defense and Jets ineptitude have offset his weaknesses for the most part.

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Andy & the End Times @1985edition.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Stephenson drops the easiest pick he’ll ever get in his career. Come on, dude.

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Andy & the End Times @1985edition.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Good call to take the points. Thanks for having some sound judgment, Ben.

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Andy & the End Times @1985edition.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

The Monangai drive here. Gotten to use his signature first down hand motion a couple of times.

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Andy & the End Times @1985edition.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Rousch’s not cursed; he’s just bad.

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Andy & the End Times @1985edition.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Bagent picked off. Again, targeting Loveland. He is cursed. Stop throwing to him.

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