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sparkling homunculus

@1001cranes.bsky.social
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amanda. pushing 40, queer af, handcrafted meme artisan. not a top just a capricorn. you cannot misgender me in any way that matters. eldritch Victorian boat narrative enthusiast, 'too powerful, capable of great menace' - @juliankjarboe

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sparkling homunculus @1001cranes.bsky.social · 5h
seeing one of my trains next week is going to be a bus because of track work
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sparkling homunculus @1001cranes.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
here's my reminder to you to check your ebook library holds - did I have a phantom one sitting there because my library no longer has access to that title? sure did.
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sparkling homunculus @1001cranes.bsky.social · 6h
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sparkling homunculus @1001cranes.bsky.social · 6h
@izzygnosis.bsky.social @balconyskeletons.bsky.social u know,,,,, www.tumblr.com/depsidase/81...
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sparkling homunculus @1001cranes.bsky.social · 10h
Liz is getting her new tattoos, and I am..... plotting
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hey liz, what in the immortal fuck? @izzygnosis.bsky.social · 12h
WOODS
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sparkling homunculus @1001cranes.bsky.social · 12h
Oh I DO go here, delightful!!
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sparkling homunculus @1001cranes.bsky.social · 13h
hikin' and splorin'
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thank u, hexed @lindsaykingmiller.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I'm gonna write a Carrie retelling where she kills even way more people. Bitch.
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sparkling homunculus @1001cranes.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
i like it!!!! there's some cute stuff in the collection, actually - if this was a jacket or a cape i would REALLY love it
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sparkling homunculus @1001cranes.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
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sparkling homunculus @1001cranes.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
checking the waffle house tracker like, hoo boy wafflehousetracker.com
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Waffle House Tracker — Measuring Storm Severity One Breakfast at a Time
Real-time NWS weather alerts mapped to 2,000+ Waffle House locations. The Waffle House Index — if Waffle House is closed, it's bad.
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sparkling homunculus @1001cranes.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
getting over my coulrophobia with drip www.steady-hands.com/products/sta...
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Starlequin Knit Hoodie
like don't get me wrong we get thirst comments on a lot of our posts, but never have we EVER gotten more thirst comments than when we put up our last Circus collection. y'all REALLY wanna HONK these c...
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sparkling homunculus @1001cranes.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
Ovulation pain so bad I'm not feeling the edibles, rude af
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sparkling homunculus @1001cranes.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
the fun bit about chowderfest is walking around the neighborhood and trying things, and then maybe going to the board game cafe oktoberfest is a bit further away and i bet will be MUCH more crowded, so im like....... hm what will i feel like on sunday
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sparkling homunculus @1001cranes.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Fabio's shit is WILD, I love him deeply
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sparkling homunculus @1001cranes.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
liz, evilly, sagely: you can have hawaiian oktoberfest or you can have chowderfest, you can't have both
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sparkling homunculus @1001cranes.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
But also this is why moving last month was like, THIS IS ALREADY EXPENSIVE LETS JUST KEEP GOING
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Leonardo DiCaprio Making It Rain Money
ALT: Leonardo DiCaprio Making It Rain Money
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sparkling homunculus @1001cranes.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
genuinely, difference threshold brain: 10 to 15? big jump, don't like it. idiot brain: 1500 then 200? wow big difference in a GOOD way also idiot brain: 1500 then 1600? not THAT much more.....
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sparkling homunculus @1001cranes.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
oops
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sparkling homunculus @1001cranes.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
i spelled most of that right, points for effort
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sparkling homunculus @1001cranes.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
local cidery does a Hawaiin Oktoberfest, complete with spam musubi and drinks in pineapples, and kanckwurst and giant pretzels, and a steinholding competition, and like, would this fix me? perhaps we should try.
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sparkling homunculus @1001cranes.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
back on the bike (missed a whoooooole week, whoops)
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Wario64 @wario64.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
The Pale Beyond is $3.99 on Steam buff.ly/duqnCRY Promise Mascot Agency $14.99 buff.ly/3iWaLI5 Tavern Keeper $20.99 buff.ly/c4xdxpY Tribe: Primitive Builder $3.79 buff.ly/dYtRLPB
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sparkling homunculus @1001cranes.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
by which I mean I would sacrifice a goat if it would just GODDAMN WORK
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sparkling homunculus @1001cranes.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
trying to get stuff to connect to Bluetooth often feels like making a deal with a demon
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Worst Bestsellers @worstbestsellers.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
It's the day of the show, y'all! We hope to see you either in person at @portersqbooks.bsky.social Boston Edition in the Seaport, or on the Crowdcast livestream! portersquarebooks.com/event/2026-1...
Edward and Bella meme:
I know what you are
Say it
Attending the Worst Bestsellers 300th episode live show at Porter Square Books Boston Edition
Today 10/9 at 6:30pm
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Aftermath @aftermath.site · 09/10/2026
Twitch streamer fucks around (collabs with US Army), finds out (loses 70% of viewership) aftermath.site/dan-gheesling-...
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sparkling homunculus @1001cranes.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
crazy amount of great books on sale for under $5 today for Kobo www.kobo.com/us/en/list/e...
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Rakuten Kobo
eBooks under $5. Choose from millions of great eBooks at Rakuten Kobo. See reviews, enjoy a free preview and start reading in seconds! Read More with Rakuten Kobo.
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sparkling homunculus @1001cranes.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
your 20 years younger second wife who looks suspiciously like your first wife
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sparkling homunculus @1001cranes.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
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sparkling homunculus @1001cranes.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
"Darla is vampire mommy. Top of the vampire family tree."
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sparkling homunculus @1001cranes.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
good christ
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sparkling homunculus @1001cranes.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
we watched The Nice Guys twice this weekend, and i just. want to watch it again.
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sparkling homunculus @1001cranes.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
oh im in danger outofprint.com/collections/... merch for the 50th anniversary of the printing of IWTV?
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Interview with the Vampire
Celebrate your love of literature with our best-selling book shirts, totes, socks, and more. Shop now to find your favorites! Over 5 million books donated to communities in need.
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sparkling homunculus @1001cranes.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
one word - you've been found out fleets of words - put in the WORK, get someone to pick this over, jesus christ
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sparkling homunculus @1001cranes.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
its so endemic in 911 fandom, its WILD
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sparkling homunculus @1001cranes.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
when a fic is like. really really good but there's "mum" and "sums" and "maths" and its like. the most BASIC american vs british english shit. come onnnnnn.
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Kat Tenbarge @kattenbarge.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Anthropic banning “abusive or cruel behavior” toward Claude in its new usage policies is proof to me that tech companies are going to moderate violence against AI before they ever moderate violence against women and minorities
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Dominic Tarason @dominictarason.com · 08/10/2026
"Tactical police RPG-" Uh oh... "-By Strange Scaffold" Sign me the fuck up.
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Wario64 @wario64.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Sea of Stars is $17.49 on US eShop buff.ly/cZXvPfh Xbox buff.ly/e9fQtd4
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Solomon @solomonrmissouri.com · 08/10/2026
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Aldis Hodge And Wunmi Mosaku To Star In 'One Night Out' At Orion
Aldis Hodge and Wunmi Mosaku are set to star in One Night Out for Amazon MGM Studios’ Orion Pictures.
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Louie Zong @everydaylouie.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
new ghosts 🏀👻 youtu.be/Yzjr3v7mnRg
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G - H - O - S - T 🏀👻
YouTube video by Louie Zong
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sparkling homunculus @1001cranes.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
this is for real why I barely gave blood in boston vs ALL THE TIME when I was at my SUNY school. they were on campus! constantly! it was so easy!!!
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sparkling homunculus @1001cranes.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I'm not gonna be in Boston yet, but what a great showing from The Brattle
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sparkling homunculus @1001cranes.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
the amount of hair that gets caught underneath the shower mat is disgusting. i deserve hazard pay.
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sparkling homunculus @1001cranes.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
like its not literally back-to-back-to-back but its CLOSE
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sparkling homunculus @1001cranes.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
liz: the weather today is perfect my calendar: bitch you got meetings from 10am to 4pm, good luck
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Vancoufur @vancoufur.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
We are aware of a scam hotel email going around currently targeting 'exhibitors' for VF2027: Nightfall. Hotel scams and fraud targeting furry cons are becoming more common. We have NOT sent out any hotel information yet to ANYONE. Do not be fooled by these emails and protect yourself from scams.
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