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kattsdogma.bsky.social @kattsdogma.bsky.social · 31/07/2025

[beauty salon] cannibal: give me a chopped Bob hairstylist: what

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Jenny Doesn’t Know @jennydoesntknow.bsky.social · 02/12/2023

I’m tired of giving friendly advice. I’m going to start offering violent alternatives

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Grant Tanaka @granttanaka.bsky.social · 28/07/2025

yo girl how 'bout some netflix & chill or some plex & sex or some imax & climax or some disney+ & thrust or some hulu & cthulhu or

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Rufus V (or Marty) @1000words.bsky.social · 26/07/2025

Well, I’m old enough that falling in the tub is a thing I can’t just laugh off as slippery damp fun anymore. Shit.

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Rufus V (or Marty) @1000words.bsky.social · 03/07/2025

It has been a week. These dudettes have been my salvation.

Gilda, a well-endowed (with tongue) bulldog

Liberty, a gorgeous golden retriever, chilling on the floor.

Dolly, a golden French bulldog with a tall ear, sleeps and dreams of being exactly where she is.

Rosebud, a perfect Frenchy, sitting regally in black and white.

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Rufus V (or Marty) @1000words.bsky.social · 23/05/2025

The shitty thing about being just profoundly sad at the job I hate is that nobody here knows or cares that I'm profoundly sad. Fuck this place.

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Rufus V (or Marty) @1000words.bsky.social · 22/05/2025

I have nothing fun to say today. I have worked for two long years to secure the job I really wanted, and this week it was given to someone else. Things seem... dark today. I have no idea what the hell I'm going to do with the rest of my working days now.

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Rufus V (or Marty) @1000words.bsky.social · 09/05/2025

Bob Prevost, Sausage Pope of Chicago.

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Rufus V (or Marty) @1000words.bsky.social · 08/05/2025

"They send one of yours to the hospital, you send one of theirs to the morgue. That's the Vatican way."

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Satan @thedevil.bsky.social · 08/05/2025

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Rufus V (or Marty) @1000words.bsky.social · 24/04/2025

I just learned that Woody Allen’s Bananas (1971) was ranked #69 on AFI’s 100 Years 100 Laughs list. Well played, AFI.

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Rufus V (or Marty) @1000words.bsky.social · 19/04/2025

I’ve been playing one of those games where you drag your finger around your iPad screen as a hole, picking up fruit and toys and whatnot. It’s a nice mind-number. But they have these “teams” you can join. I joined one because free random power-ups is fun….

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Rufus V (or Marty) @1000words.bsky.social · 02/04/2025

I think what Cory Booker just pulled off was powerful, eloquent, and necessary. But how did he not pee for 25 hours???

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Rufus V (or Marty) @1000words.bsky.social · 31/03/2025

Fortunately, my neighbours don’t have a dog who walks the path under these things.

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Rufus V (or Marty) @1000words.bsky.social · 20/03/2025

Working from home is great. Just went downstairs and grabbed my coffee mug, then came back upstairs. Then went back downstairs and put coffee in it. Now I'm thinking I'll go back to bed.

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Rufus V (or Marty) @1000words.bsky.social · 17/03/2025

I'm in a meeting right now where this guy keeps saying "entities" but he emphasizes the second syllable so strongly it's weird.

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Salty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 17/03/2025

Me pot o’ gold is a pile o’ shite -self deprechaun

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Rufus V (or Marty) @1000words.bsky.social · 12/03/2025

Nathaniel Rateliff at Rogers Place in Edmonton last night - announced all his merch for his Canadian dates were made in Canada, apologizes for his country kind of sucking right now, and said, "Fuck these tariffs and fuck this president." So I'm even more of a fan now.

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Rufus V (or Marty) @1000words.bsky.social · 24/02/2025

How about instead of boycotting Amazon on Friday we all put together massive orders then don't check out? That way their servers are tied up and they'll get sleepy. I honestly have no idea how any of this works.

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Sunshine Jarboly @sunshinejarboly.bsky.social · 23/02/2025

haha, if i’m supposed to be at work right now then how come me & my friend dale are at the park watching a priest use a crucifix to break up a fight between a raccoon & a telephone repairman?

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Rufus V (or Marty) @1000words.bsky.social · 22/02/2025

open.spotify.com/track/2aiuKt... This is not a political statement. I just really dig this song.

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How Can You Stand There?

The English Beat · Here We Go Love · Song · 2018

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Rufus V (or Marty) @1000words.bsky.social · 17/02/2025

They were inspired by that Annie Liebowitz photo.

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Rufus V (or Marty) @1000words.bsky.social · 14/02/2025

It was the greatest candy shop in the city. For licorice lovers it was the only candy shop in the city. This is a dark day.

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Rufus V (or Marty) @1000words.bsky.social · 08/02/2025

The world can do whatever the hell it wants, I’m hanging out with this chick tonight.

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Rufus V (or Marty) @1000words.bsky.social · 28/01/2025

There is nothing more hilariously beautiful than a bulldog tongue.

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Rufus V (or Marty) @1000words.bsky.social · 27/01/2025

“Knock knock.” “Who’s there?” “Orange.” “Orange who?” “How many fuckers do you know named ‘Orange’?”

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Rufus V (or Marty) @1000words.bsky.social · 25/11/2024

Sunday update: Gilda scurried under the bed. I tried to coax her out. She made eye contact with me and pooped. She proceeded to poop twice more, in an equilateral triangle, each turd just barely out of my reach from all three sides.

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Rufus V (or Marty) @1000words.bsky.social · 24/11/2024

I was advised the Fonz has relocated here. That makes Twitter a lot less worthwhile.

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Rufus V (or Marty) @1000words.bsky.social · 18/08/2023

This is my first post on the new app, so I'd better make it a good one....

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