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Rufus V (or Marty)

@1000words.bsky.social
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Writer, Movie Obsessive, Aspiring Mall Historian, Preserver of the Cinematic Omniverse, The Guy With All Them Dogs

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Rufus V (or Marty) @1000words.bsky.social · 11/10/2025
Classy. Have a great night out!
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Rufus V (or Marty) @1000words.bsky.social · 08/10/2025
That would be an insta-block if I saw that on FB. Or anywhere. Disgusting.
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Rufus V (or Marty) @1000words.bsky.social · 15/09/2025
Just don’t multitask and wash your clothes with hot tub water. Trust me.
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Rufus V (or Marty) @1000words.bsky.social · 03/09/2025
I'm a male, but I cannot find a male role model I'd like to be as much as I'd like to be Dorothy Zbornak. Also, great gif choice.
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Rufus V (or Marty) @1000words.bsky.social · 27/08/2025
Sugary cereal? Vowels changed? At this latitude? At this time of year? Localized entirely within a 4/4 groove? Can I hear it?
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Rufus V (or Marty) @1000words.bsky.social · 27/08/2025
Yeah, this will all be solved by sending troops into Chicago or New York or wherever. Ugh.
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Rufus V (or Marty) @1000words.bsky.social · 16/08/2025
Both your accounts have consistently delivered fascinating content, a weird amount of which I hadn’t heard of. Thanks to you both!
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Rufus V (or Marty) @1000words.bsky.social · 12/08/2025
Cool. I agree completely.
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Rufus V (or Marty) @1000words.bsky.social · 12/08/2025
What are your thoughts on Silent Movie (1976)?
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Rufus V (or Marty) @1000words.bsky.social · 07/08/2025
The beasts.
Four glorious dogs in black and white: two frenchies, a floofy retriever and an English bulldog with a face from the gods.
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Rufus V (or Marty) @1000words.bsky.social · 06/08/2025
It’s like seeing a rock star. I get it.
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Rufus V (or Marty) @1000words.bsky.social · 05/08/2025
That's like a childhood dream job for so many of us. Congrats!
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Rufus V (or Marty) @1000words.bsky.social · 05/08/2025
A shout out to the Empress of China on 124th. I loved that place.
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Rufus V (or Marty) @1000words.bsky.social · 04/08/2025
They had such a great hook though. Comic book characters, canted angles, perpetually flimsy office doors. I loved the first couple of seasons but it really dropped off.
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Rufus V (or Marty) @1000words.bsky.social · 04/08/2025
Part of me wants him to do it. Keep looking guiltier and guiltier.
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Rufus V (or Marty) @1000words.bsky.social · 04/08/2025
And he should have known better too. He'd been telling all of us how a shark bites with its teeth, babe, for decades.
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Rufus V (or Marty) @1000words.bsky.social · 04/08/2025
You're not wrong. Those vibrant colors helped to build the aesthetic of the show. But didn't he graduate high school? That was the death knell.
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Rufus V (or Marty) @1000words.bsky.social · 02/08/2025
Post cards? I’m curious about that.
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Rufus V (or Marty) @1000words.bsky.social · 02/08/2025
Gorgeous. A little bit creepy, a little bit retro-futurist. Nice choice and nice execution.
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Rufus V (or Marty) @1000words.bsky.social · 01/08/2025
I’d like to say I knew it was telecom but no, I guessed. I’m glad this didn’t get left as a mystery though.
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Rufus V (or Marty) @1000words.bsky.social · 01/08/2025
From one Dolly to another, yo.
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kattsdogma.bsky.social @kattsdogma.bsky.social · 31/07/2025
[beauty salon] cannibal: give me a chopped Bob hairstylist: what
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Rufus V (or Marty) @1000words.bsky.social · 01/08/2025
Trying to figure out what is being advertised here. Long distance carrier? Fast food? A government PSA? (Bestiality: Not. Even. Once.)
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Jenny Doesn’t Know @jennydoesntknow.bsky.social · 02/12/2023
I’m tired of giving friendly advice. I’m going to start offering violent alternatives
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Rufus V (or Marty) @1000words.bsky.social · 29/07/2025
He didn’t mean to attack. He was just trying to communicate “nice” to the woman.
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Grant Tanaka @granttanaka.bsky.social · 28/07/2025
yo girl how 'bout some netflix & chill or some plex & sex or some imax & climax or some disney+ & thrust or some hulu & cthulhu or
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Rufus V (or Marty) @1000words.bsky.social · 28/07/2025
I’m counting on it.
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Rufus V (or Marty) @1000words.bsky.social · 28/07/2025
If he posted this he doesn’t just deserve to lose, he deserves the ice floe treatment. Jesus.
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Rufus V (or Marty) @1000words.bsky.social · 28/07/2025
I agree.
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Rufus V (or Marty) @1000words.bsky.social · 28/07/2025
Who is this smarmy turd?
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Rufus V (or Marty) @1000words.bsky.social · 27/07/2025
Never thought about it before, but yeah, the whole “streets paved with gold” schtick shouldn’t be necessary.
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Rufus V (or Marty) @1000words.bsky.social · 27/07/2025
At this point the cover up is so astoundingly obvious you’re probably right. Anyone who thinks he is a good, law-abiding dude is just lost.
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Rufus V (or Marty) @1000words.bsky.social · 27/07/2025
All I’m seeing is “blah, blah, blah, please don’t talk about Epstein anymore”
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Rufus V (or Marty) @1000words.bsky.social · 27/07/2025
Damn. Seems like Incellapalooza comes earlier and earlier every year.
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Rufus V (or Marty) @1000words.bsky.social · 26/07/2025
Well, I’m old enough that falling in the tub is a thing I can’t just laugh off as slippery damp fun anymore. Shit.
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Rufus V (or Marty) @1000words.bsky.social · 25/07/2025
Woohoo! See you on Halloween!
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Rufus V (or Marty) @1000words.bsky.social · 23/07/2025
My expertise stretches no further than movies and TV shows, but I'm pretty sure the trial would be in the state where the murder took place.
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Rufus V (or Marty) @1000words.bsky.social · 23/07/2025
Like the Blue Moon tribute in Sunshine of Your Love? I love that stuff.
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Rufus V (or Marty) @1000words.bsky.social · 10/07/2025
Like Cosmo Kramer, pushing the limits of that gas tank. A hero for the ages.
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Rufus V (or Marty) @1000words.bsky.social · 09/07/2025
Air conditioning to save the day!
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Rufus V (or Marty) @1000words.bsky.social · 09/07/2025
I hope this is on your upcoming album, Ron.
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Rufus V (or Marty) @1000words.bsky.social · 09/07/2025
Came here for this.
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Rufus V (or Marty) @1000words.bsky.social · 06/07/2025
Need a photo of that. Does the squirrel like baseball?
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Rufus V (or Marty) @1000words.bsky.social · 05/07/2025
That dummy being scooped up and tossed overboard is great. Like Battleship Potemkin meets Steamboat Bill Jr.
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Rufus V (or Marty) @1000words.bsky.social · 03/07/2025
It has been a week. These dudettes have been my salvation.
Gilda, a well-endowed (with tongue) bulldogLiberty, a gorgeous golden retriever, chilling on the floor. Dolly, a golden French bulldog with a tall ear, sleeps and dreams of being exactly where she is. Rosebud, a perfect Frenchy, sitting regally in black and white.
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Rufus V (or Marty) @1000words.bsky.social · 03/07/2025
If you disappeared from here, I would worry.
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Rufus V (or Marty) @1000words.bsky.social · 02/07/2025
I would bathe in satay sauce. The beef satay soup from Thanh-Thanh on 101 street is the stuff of dreams.
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Rufus V (or Marty) @1000words.bsky.social · 02/07/2025
Power washing a sculpture garden?
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Rufus V (or Marty) @1000words.bsky.social · 01/07/2025
“I HOPE YOU DIE, BART HARLEY JARVIS!!!”
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Rufus V (or Marty) @1000words.bsky.social · 30/06/2025
I owned (and really enjoyed) Bruce Willis’s first album so I’m afraid I cannot say the same.
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