Kevin S @kevinzig.bsky.social · 12/05/2026It’s time to get off road! “Be awkward starting to say something”, then clam up when you think the interjection won’t be appreciated. 000 0
Noshaba @coachnoshaba.bsky.social · 12/05/2026Talk and free yourself of whatever burden you are carrying. 111 1
Selale Z @selale.bsky.social · 12/05/2026"It is better to be silent and thought an idiot than open your mouth and remove all doubt." 010 1
bloviant.bsky.social @bloviant.bsky.social · 12/05/2026This is indeed how it feels, let the truth be told. 0130 13
jazzrat2000 AKA Bonsai anonymous @jazzrat2000.bsky.social · 12/05/2026Looking at someone clumsily is being gawkward 020 2
nira! 🏳️⚧️ @niranotsmart.bsky.social · 13/05/2026ts has been my mood the past week it’s killing me 020 2
Smashbro67 @smashbro67.bsky.social · 12/05/2026static.klipy.comSeven Of Nine: Every Damn Day Of My Life QuoteALT: Seven Of Nine: Every Damn Day Of My Life Quote 000 0
flyflicker.bsky.social @flyflicker.bsky.social · 12/05/2026Solution: Talk Quietly. NO SHOUTING !! 🙃 000 0
meow @meowingtonight.bsky.social · 12/05/2026missing the part where the paths loop back onto eachother infinitely afterwards 010 1
European🇪🇺Antifascist @magnagermania.bsky.social · 12/05/2026I choose the "dont say anything, stay mysterious" 010 1
WhatWouldShermanDo @name-is-the-byline.bsky.social · 12/05/2026Not being autistic [road to sunshine and rainbows] 010 1
Ira Bell @irabell.bsky.social · 12/05/2026static.klipy.comSomeone Great Blair: I Feel Very Attacked Right NowALT: Someone Great Blair: I Feel Very Attacked Right Now 020 2
Capn Jack, Cooper, Chloe @jackcoopchloe.bsky.social · 12/05/2026Go left my son… ‘Better to be silent and have them think you are a fool, than speak, and remove all doubt’ 010 1
pjruth.bsky.social @pjruth.bsky.social · 12/05/2026I can relate to that. I like the saying "it is better to be silent and thought a fool than to talk and remove all doubt." 010 1
jenniexplainsitall.bsky.social @jenniexplainsitall.bsky.social · 12/05/2026I am in this meme, and I don’t like it 000 0
Tony Shaw @tonypshaw1.bsky.social · 12/05/2026ooo, be the silent type, that way everyone wonder what you might be planning lol 000 0
Paul Cygnus @swan0ftrumpeter.bsky.social · 12/05/2026Be cringe because at least you will be free 030 3
Tinweasel @solitarycamel.bsky.social · 12/05/2026Happily, another option is to just not be around people and in a position where talking may be required. 000 0
0-dererumnatura.bsky.social @0-dererumnatura.bsky.social · 12/05/2026I have found another route where I make noises that aren’t talking and aren’t entirely quiet either. 0110 11
Miss A. @missasketches.bsky.social · 13/05/2026Totally me. Shy kid who overcompensates as an adult by being too chatty at times. 🤷🏻😄 010 1
Frank Blank @frank8465.bsky.social · 12/05/2026this is just autism and the double empathy problem. 000 0
Double C Tech @doublectech.bsky.social · 12/05/2026It’s missing the middle path “Be awkward by making weird f**king sounds”. 😅 000 0
ᵀᶦⁿʸ ᵀᵉʳʳʸ ᵀᵒʷᵉˡˡᶦⁿᵍ @wyt3fr0g.bsky.social · 12/05/2026I did that today at work. I chose to be quiet and then got asked a question in a busy meeting which needed a long answer and that's how I ended up talking for the rest of the meeting. Can't win. 🤷🏼♂️ 000 0
Canadian Daddy. @comicallycanadian.bsky.social · 12/05/2026oh fuck thats me! I choose both at different times. 000 0
Evil Genius @evil-genius.bsky.social · 12/05/2026You ask an awkward question forcing them to respond with an awkward answer. Then smile at them like they are crazy. 010 1
oo07-68.bsky.social @oo07-68.bsky.social · 12/05/2026Looking at those 2 houses,, I’d be turning around !! 🦊🇬🇧 020 2
serlapinou.bsky.social @serlapinou.bsky.social · 13/05/2026Be awkward by leaving too soon in order to avoid awkward conversations. 010 1
Nick @nicksmindcasa.bsky.social · 12/05/2026Turn around and walk back on the "Don't give a fuck" path 000 0
lonelywritertryinghisbest @lonelywriteridiot.bsky.social · 12/05/2026Me at a party spreading marxism 000 0
wontgobackagain.bsky.social @wontgobackagain.bsky.social · 12/05/2026I always take the right path, then later, try to remember everything that I said and regret all of it. Freak out because I talked too much and try to avoid those people or that situation in the future, but usually find myself there again and continue the cycle: talk too much, analyze, regret . 000 0
kishniev.bsky.social @kishniev.bsky.social · 13/05/2026The left path should be daylight and flowers. Better to appear mysterious than awkward. 000 0
Vato Fella @vatofella.bsky.social · 12/05/2026static.klipy.comFamily Guy's Chris Says 'I'm So Awkward!'ALT: Family Guy's Chris Says 'I'm So Awkward!' 020 2
J. Fred Muggs @jfreddmuggs.bsky.social · 12/05/2026Better to be quiet and thought the fool, Than to open ones mouth and remove all dought. 000 0
OkieGamer @okiegamer.bsky.social · 13/05/2026I’m doing nekkid cartwheels right up the middle. Let’s get awkward 🫶🫶 000 0
END CONSERVATIVISM @hergoof.bsky.social · 13/05/2026Or just exist and stop caring what people think. Awkwardness comes from fear. But honestly, nobody should care what others think about you, their opinions only matter if you choose to let them matter. And when you realize most people's opinions are shit... why choose shit? 000 0
thewatcherknight.bsky.social @thewatcherknight.bsky.social · 12/05/2026Be awkward by talking because then at least you might have someone who likes your awkwardness over hear and join you. 000 0
tanterei.bsky.social @tanterei.bsky.social · 12/05/2026Simple: Take the left. At least then there's a chance of being seen as "mysterious". No way in hell that's happening on the right path. 3220 22
Raziel Souza @razielsouza.bsky.social · 13/05/2026I hope you read me. After reaching my 42s I came to the conclusion the source was outside, not me. Add a new pathway: walk straight through the grass. Stop caring and carry an umbrella. 000 0
hazyrecollection.bsky.social @hazyrecollection.bsky.social · 13/05/2026Be awkward by never holding in a fart.static.klipy.comTim Robinson: My Farts Are Long & Louder (ITYSL)ALT: Tim Robinson: My Farts Are Long & Louder (ITYSL) 000 0
Rich @mrbusy.com · 12/05/2026Never interact with humans if it can be avoided. Never leave home. Never be forced into this choice. Works for me. 040 4
MonarchHench21 @monarchhench21.bsky.social · 12/05/2026Incredibly attracted to you either way 😍 000 0
GTRPNK666 🏴☠️🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️ @dart-highwind.bsky.social · 12/05/2026Left path is best pathstatic.klipy.comNosferatu: Iconic Vampire AppearanceALT: Nosferatu: Iconic Vampire Appearance 000 0
Tara @taradanger.bsky.social · 12/05/2026Rather be "awkward" by being quiet myself. It's not my fault others have issues with silence. 020 2
Jason Inferno @jasoninferno.bsky.social · 12/05/2026And be free....scream at the top of your lungs 010 1
KrisBCanadian🇨🇦❤️🫂🌈🇺🇦☮️ @krisbcanadian.bsky.social · 12/05/2026I'd rather be awkward by being quiet. There are fewer long term negative effects by my silence. Talking invariably results in me getting on my soapbox and railing against injustices in this world. 010 1
Skye Rosling 🇨🇦 @skylined.bsky.social · 13/05/2026Option 3? Stay home with Cat, Plant and Book. They don't judge me. 010 1
