books, bikes, cats, cheese, and cinemas. Non-practising German. Unreliable narrator, ready for my close-up. Probably have a crush on you. For more, go here: htt

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"Reliably quick and apologetic"

Kilmarnock-born Edinburgher, civil servant who likes a lot of music, niche trivia and funny stuff

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Operates computers and cars with wilful disregard of the instruction manuals

Musician. Make music & play records as Dr Rubberfunk. Occasional co-producer of Olympic Cyclone Band. Founder member of Mr Güder. ‘Ectopic Beats Vol.1’ out now

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One of those late middle-aged men with a large synthesiser collection you were warned about. Widower. Single Dad. Crown green bowls prodigy. Cymraeg/Suomi/Svens

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