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Operates computers and cars with wilful disregard of the instruction manuals

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Rhyds @rhydsnewi.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
@jessicaray.bsky.social not sure if you've seen this, someone aiming to recreate a motorweek roadtest of a Pontiac! youtu.be/clsL7IrcC-s?...
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Is this TURBO 80's Sleeper still as FAST as Day 1 After 36 YEARS!?
YouTube video by Junkyard Digs
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Michael Warburton @michaelwarburton.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
One of modern civilisation’s great moments. THE SWEDISH CHEF RAPPER'S DELIGHT
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Hetan Shah @hetanshah.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Girl with a Pearl Earring is being exhibited in Osaka and so of course this happened
Miffy dressed as Girl in a Pearl Earring in front of the painting
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Rhyds @rhydsnewi.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
@santiagojones.bsky.social there's history of industrial lathes in the royal family!
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Old UK Print Ads 70s/80s/90s @oldukprintads7890s.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
Jun 1987: Fiesta CTX automatic ad from Ford «Fiesta's Magic Box»
This is an advertisement for the new Ford Fiesta CTX automatic. It focuses on its unique automatic gearbox and the driving experience. The text claims it is economical, easy to drive, and offers a smooth and quiet ride.

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Fasten your seat belts. You're coming for a drive in a truly amazing little car. It's a 1.1 litre Ford Fiesta with a new kind of automatic gearbox, one that's designed especially for small cars. In the first place, it feels as nippy as a manual. In the second place, you'll be amazed by its fuel economy.* And, in the third place, it's great fun. Let's suppose you're just moving off. All the controls will seem quite familiar. The gear lever has five positions: park, reverse, neutral, drive and low. Slot it into drive, squeeze the accelerator, you're away. And here's where you get your first surprise. This little car is quick off the mark. That's because the gearbox is much simpler than a conventional automatic. So it doesn't use up as much engine power. In tests, it's done 0-60 mph within a second and a half of the five speed manual, and reached 87 mph.t But the best is still to come. As you accelerate, you expect to feel it change gear. But you don't. You see, the gearbox doesn't have the usual gears. Instead, it continuously adjusts itself so that you're always in the most efficient ratio for the prevailing conditions. People say it feels like a plane taking off. The car smoothly gathers speed with no hiccups along the way, and hardly any change in engine note. Once you've reached your desired speed, you ease off on the accelerator and something else quite delightful happens. The car seems to relax into a lovely quiet cruise. It's a bit like having a sixth gear, which in effect it has. The engine slows right down but you maintain your speed. Wonderful for motorways. That also explains why this Fiesta is so economical. Since it always chooses the highest possible gear ratio for the job, it uses a lot less petrol than a...
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Rhyds @rhydsnewi.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
Film you’ve watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Star Wars/Trek, HP, LOTR, Marvel.
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a man wearing a cowboy hat and an orange shirt is driving a car
ALT: a man wearing a cowboy hat and an orange shirt is driving a car
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Rhyds @rhydsnewi.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
"Refitting is reverse of removal"
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Rhyds @rhydsnewi.bsky.social · 09/11/2025
@santiagojones.bsky.social new daily driver for you. 3.6 Jag XJ40 with Elvira plates
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Rhyds @rhydsnewi.bsky.social · 27/10/2025
transformateurs, robots déguisés! @madeley.bsky.social
A textured steel cover with the word "Transformateurs" cast in to it. Spotted in Montréal
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Rhyds @rhydsnewi.bsky.social · 23/10/2025
@santiagojones.bsky.social @emilygarside.bsky.social I think you both might appreciate this!
A selfie of a large, bearded Welsh Man in a blue Quebec Nordiques hat
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Rhyds @rhydsnewi.bsky.social · 22/10/2025
Operation Maple Leaf rhan 2: Ottawa! Operation Maple Leaf part 2: Ottawa!
The centennial flame and peace tower outside centre block of Parliament Buildings in Ottawa
The Ottawa river with trees in the foreground showing "fall colour"Steel bridge over the Ottawa river, photographed from the top of a tour busAn illuminated SENS sign in front of the Canadian Tire Centre ice rink on game night
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Rhyds @rhydsnewi.bsky.social · 20/10/2025
Rhan un o operation Maple Leaf: Toronto a Niagara! Part one of operation Maple Leaf: Toronto and Niagara!
The horseshoe falls at Niagara A view of the ice at the Scotiabank arena at a Maple Leafs vs Seattle game The Stanley Cup on display at the hockey hall of fameA view of the Toronto skyline from the CN tower. Looking out towards the islands
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Rhyds @rhydsnewi.bsky.social · 20/10/2025
@gwenynen.bsky.social chydig o bethau o ddiddordeb i ti yn y Royal Ontario Museum
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Rhyds @rhydsnewi.bsky.social · 17/10/2025
@madeley.bsky.social rhywun arall yn neud yr un jokes!
A screengrab from the MA-BELL FB group showing a young girl in a Transformer Halloween costume, but the transformer in question is the kind mounted to electricity poles
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Rhyds @rhydsnewi.bsky.social · 17/10/2025
@madeley.bsky.social rhywun arall yn neud yr un jokes!
A screengrab from the MA-BELL FB group showing a young girl in a Transformer Halloween costume, but the transformer in question is the kind mounted to electricity poles
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Rhyds @rhydsnewi.bsky.social · 23/08/2025
Time for the most silly hive mind question ever. I'm after an electric oven that shows the "set" temperature on a display (e.g. 180C) but can also what the oven has actually reached (e.g. 130C climbing). It seems a lot of ovens can do the first, but fewer do the second. Anyone got any suggestions?
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Rhyds @rhydsnewi.bsky.social · 21/08/2025
Wel na ni benwythnos fach neis! Knockhill ar gyfer y BTCC, Solway Aircraft Museum ar gyfer awyrennau a'r Wallace Monument ar gyfer golygfa penigamp! Well that was a pleasant weekend! Knockhill for the BTCC, the Solway Aircraft Museum for some planes and the Wallace Monument for some fantastic views!
A selfie of a large man with sunglasses standing in front of a Vulcan bomber number XJ823. Photograph taken from a CanberraA large man stood next to the "Scotland Welcomes You" sign at GretnaTom Ingram's Vertu sponsored Hyundai i30 in the Knockhill circuit paddock for the 2025 BTCC raceA view of the loop in the River Forth where the Battle Of Stirling Bridge is said to have happened. Taken from the top of the Wallace Monument
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Rhyds @rhydsnewi.bsky.social · 28/07/2025
I am a 15 year old car in a primetime TV show. I will be crashed into a house/run over a main character because I'm cheaper to buy than CGI
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Rhyds @rhydsnewi.bsky.social · 01/05/2025
See also local car parts shops
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Deontological Warfare @clockworklady.bsky.social · 27/04/2025
One cardinal, quietly: "We've got a great big conclave, voting through the night, we've got a great big conclave -" Another, sighing: "Dude shut the FUCK up."
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Mondo Mascots @mondomascots.bsky.social · 20/03/2025
IKEA’s shark character, BLÅHAJ, and his son, Junior, at Tokyo Bay IKEA
A pair of bipedal sharks in human clothes stand in the street. The smaller one, on the right, is waving.
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Alex Kraus @alexfkraus.bsky.social · 14/03/2025
“Hey boss, how are we gonna get rid of all these old floppy disk cases?” “I have an idea”
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Rhyds @rhydsnewi.bsky.social · 25/02/2025
@cyngorgwynedd.bsky.social @denbighshirecc.bsky.social @conwycbc.bsky.social @trafficwalesn.bsky.social Pwy si pia hwn?? Ar ochor yr A494 i'r gogledd o Lanuwchllyn. LL237ST Who owns this?? On the side of the A494 north of Llanuwchllyn LL237ST
A temporary roadworks sign reading "Dim llwybyr trwodd i Llansannan. No through route to Llansannan" abandoned on a footpath on the A494 North of Llanuwchllyn
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Rhyds @rhydsnewi.bsky.social · 15/02/2025
@santiagojones.bsky.social Jonsey good sir, I understand that surprise egg in a pork pie is a no go, but what about cheese?
A Morrisons ploughman's pork pie. A sliced pork pie with integrated cheese
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Emily Garside @emilygarside.bsky.social · 03/02/2025
Playwrights! This week, I'm running a workshop on 'Formatting Your Play', all those fussy little post-drafting things you need to know to get submitted! Including cover letters and CVs www.eventbrite.co.uk/e/formatting...
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Rhyds @rhydsnewi.bsky.social · 31/01/2025
@santiagojones.bsky.social saw this and thought of you
A Parkside wood turning lathe in Lidl
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Rhyds @rhydsnewi.bsky.social · 12/01/2025
Beti a'i Phobol
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The Museum of English Rural Life (MERL) @themerl.bsky.social · 08/01/2025
we're thrilled to share that we've started the year with a new addition to our team! he's extremely smart, capable, charming, persuasive, and boasts a wealth of museum experience
Feathers McGraw (a penguin with a rubber glove for a hat, or a chicken depending on who you ask) stands outside the entrance of The Museum of English Rural Life.
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C. Buckthorn @cbuckthorn.bsky.social · 07/01/2025
I am, as always, looking for work! I do B2B copywriting, I make boring technical stuff accessible and interesting! I am really bad at self-promotion, but good at everything else!!
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Rhyds @rhydsnewi.bsky.social · 21/12/2024
“I’m driving home for Christmas, I can’t wait to see their faces”
An ice resurfacing machine (aka a "Zamboni") at the Manchester Storm ice hockey team's rink at Altrincham
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Patrick Chovanec @prchovanec.bsky.social · 06/12/2024
The fact that Disney bought Star Wars and bought the Muppets and haven’t done a Muppets Star Wars is a crime.
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Rhyds @rhydsnewi.bsky.social · 06/12/2024
Post the last photo you took of your car
A side/three quarter view of a silver 2016 Volvo V40 in a snowy car park
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Rhyds @rhydsnewi.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
A successful three day job has seen me and my ole man remove what was left of a roof beam in my garage, replace said beam with more wood and then re-attach the rest of the roof to it. Also, bonus farm supply shop cat
An old wooden roof beam running right to left in the frame that's more rot and decay than wood.New roof beam covered in creosote going right to left in the frameA black cat shaped void stares at the photographer next to a display of threaded steel bars and cut to length chains in a farm supply shop.
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Rhyds @rhydsnewi.bsky.social · 13/11/2024
Took the parental units for a weekend away to Nottingham. Wedgewood and Chatsworth House for mam, Newark tractor show for me and dad!
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Rhyds @rhydsnewi.bsky.social · 10/11/2024
@santiagojones.bsky.social found a nice little machine for you. £6k at the Newark tractor show
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Rhyds @rhydsnewi.bsky.social · 08/11/2024
@madeley.bsky.social rhywbeth bach i Neud ti deimlo'n well
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James Dean Bradfield yn canu yn y Gymraeg 'am y tro cyntaf'
Fe ganodd fersiwn dwyieithog o'r gân Ready for Drowning, un o ganeuon y Manics o'u halbwm This Is My Truth Tell Me Yours a gafodd ei ryddhau yn 1998
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Rhyds @rhydsnewi.bsky.social · 06/11/2024
@santiagojones.bsky.social Welcome back to the interwebs! Have some Davey Brown goodness
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Rhyds @rhydsnewi.bsky.social · 22/09/2024
Make a Movie Milder: Softball Run
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sureva varis @crowgirl42.bsky.social · 21/09/2024
Make a movie milder: Fibreman.
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Rhyds @rhydsnewi.bsky.social · 16/09/2024
@madeley.bsky.social Aros off yr hen le am chydig, debyg bod rhywbeth di digwydd ar deledu brecwast bore ma...
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Rhyds @rhydsnewi.bsky.social · 31/08/2024
A successful day's shed repair!
A rotten end of a 1800mm x 100mm (approx) tongue and groove board from a garden shedBrown garden shed with one tongue and groove board removed2400mm x 100mm (approx) board of pressure treated shiplap wood balanced on two toolboxes being cut with a panel sawA pressure treated shiplap board fitted to a brown wooden shed
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Rhyds @rhydsnewi.bsky.social · 31/08/2024
@santiagojones.bsky.social further to your previous discussion please find attached some Davey Brown goodness
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Rhyds @rhydsnewi.bsky.social · 14/08/2024
Trip steddfod a trip i'r Alban i wylio rasio. Be well? An eisteddfod trip and a Scotland trip to watch the BTCC. What better?
Cor ar lwyfan pafiliwn yr Eisteddfod Genedlaethol 2024 / A choir on the 2024 National Eisteddfod Pavillion Stage1982 Leyland Constructor "Popemobile"Dau goes ar ben ffens gyda trac rasio Knockhill yn y cefndir / Two legs resting on the top of a fence with Knockhill race track in the backgroundLatte a Pei cyw iar a bacwn o wasanaethau Tebay / A latte and a chicken and bacon pie from Tebay Services
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Rhyds @rhydsnewi.bsky.social · 03/08/2024
Smolvo washing time!
The rear end of a 2016 Volvo V40 in silver with clean-ish exhaust tips and a small chip in the paint on one of the parking sensorsLeft side tailpipe of a Volvo V40 after being polished. Came up reasonably wellRight side tailpipe of a Volvo V40 after polishing. Came up OKThe front end of a 2016 Volvo V40 in silver after cleaning. Looks reasonably shiny
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Rhyds @rhydsnewi.bsky.social · 14/07/2024
Reskeet with a banger picture of your cat
A brochure picture of a Caterpillar C15 ACERT straight six cylinder diesel engine as used in HGVs.
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Rhyds @rhydsnewi.bsky.social · 09/07/2024
On today's random Youtube trawl, a video that looks like its from a rejected Quantum Leap episode where Sam Beckett leaped in to Enrico Palazzo from The Naked Gun. FAO @madeley.bsky.social
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Scott Bakula singing anthem Baseball World Series : October 1993 Philadelphia,PA.
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Rhyds @rhydsnewi.bsky.social · 03/07/2024
Your long reign continuing is my first promise to the nation...
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Rhyds @rhydsnewi.bsky.social · 12/06/2024
When posting selfies it is important not to set unrealistic standards. Here's my latest one and a #nofilter one
Selfie of me holding a CNH Industrial oil filter, part no 81879134Selfie of me without a CNH industrial oil filter
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Rhyds @rhydsnewi.bsky.social · 10/06/2024
Reskeet (fkn URGH) how old you are, using a vague proxy.
A Peugeot 205 T16 Group B Rally Car powering through a dry and dusty rally stage
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Rhyds @rhydsnewi.bsky.social · 07/04/2024
Take a MK1 Focus ST170 and have it totally and completely restored to 100% brand new. As in literally as if it had just been dropped off at a Ford dealers for me to collect
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