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TheKingOfPies @regalpastry.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Dumbday #618 The evolving attempt at rebranding a decades-old name (artificial intelligence) that he probably thinks sounds like an insult he uses on people he hates or that he, The Grifter Supreme, would call a scam
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Robot office desk Guy Natalie Hamburger Fries soda a gold bust on a pedestal
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TheKingOfPies @regalpastry.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Dumbday #618 The evolving attempt at rebranding a decades-old name (artificial intelligence) that he probably thinks sounds like an insult he uses on people he hates or that he, The Grifter Supreme, would call a scam
DD618
Robot office desk Guy Natalie Hamburger Fries soda a gold bust on a pedestal
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TheKingOfPies @regalpastry.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The term Artificial Intelligence does not have a "branding problem" The phrase is decades old. Just because "Big I.Q. Donny" wants to change the name, doesn't make it a good idea. Besides. "S.I." has been taken for decades, too Though the sports magazine has seen better days. www.si.com
si.com
Sports Illustrated
Sports Illustrated, SI.com provides sports news, expert analysis, highlights, stats and scores for the NFL, NBA, MLB, NHL, college football, soccer, fantasy, gambling and more
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TheKingOfPies @regalpastry.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Dumbday #615 In the not-too distant future... She looks like she already knows if the urban legend is true
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Face on that proposed 2.5 story tall arc. 
Couple in front, walking away. Guy says, "they say" those who stand in the mouth will hear insults that either make them proud or insult them personally
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TheKingOfPies @regalpastry.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Dumbday #615 In the not-too distant future... She looks like she already knows if the urban legend is true
DD615
Face on that proposed 2.5 story tall arc. 
Couple in front, walking away. Guy says, "they say" those who stand in the mouth will hear insults that either make them proud or insult them personally
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TheKingOfPies @regalpastry.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
In the late, once great comic strip "Apartment 3G"- three girls rooming together and dealing with New York City living- made an announcement. One of the 3 Roommates Margo, a talent agent, finds out her on/off again BF is the new James Bond. The strip kept going downhill from there.
Apt 3G comic strip

Margo, a talent agent, speaking to her in again/ off again boyfriend about him getting cast as James Bond
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TheKingOfPies @regalpastry.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
In the late, once great comic strip "Apartment 3G"- three girls rooming together and dealing with New York City living- made an announcement. One of the 3 Roommates Margo, a talent agent, finds out her on/off again BF is the new James Bond. The strip kept going downhill from there.
Apt 3G comic strip

Margo, a talent agent, speaking to her in again/ off again boyfriend about him getting cast as James Bond
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David Corn @davidcorn.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
He ought to be asked about this when he’s presented as a Democratic strategist.
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TheKingOfPies @regalpastry.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Dumbday #610 Again, from The Vault™️ Space Force? A I Force? What next? Moon Force? (I am rooting for ya, Moon!)
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When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, that's a moron! 

An orrery- as a mobile- suspended above his head drops Earth's moon onto his eye
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TheKingOfPies @regalpastry.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Dumbday #609 extra If in my cartoons you ever see bandaids criss-crossed on elephants big behinds, it is to show where their tails once were... also, in this cartoon from the Vault, tusks. I rarely give GOP elephants such powerful facial features. It would give the supplicants too much.
No tailed elephants 
One complaining and the other  praising
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TheKingOfPies @regalpastry.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
LOL "Marci Rubio" oops He is not acting like our SoS to the world. He seems primarily focused upon this hemisphere and in doing so ignores hot spots where diplomacy should be priority. He mainly focuses on Latin America while being okay with deportion policies that are not humane He's got goals
Do-over
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TheKingOfPies @regalpastry.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Dumbday #609 From The Vault, reminder that as he is trying to recreate D.C.'s give buildings in his own image, he is haunted by many ghosts, some as perplexed as the rest of us.
Painting Nixon wonders how that guy gets away with his crimes
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TheKingOfPies @regalpastry.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Dumbday #608 Marci Rubio wears multiple hats. He should only be Secretary of State, but like one of his predecessors, Kissinger, he is also National Security Advisor The guy seems locked to this hemisphere- leaving Diplomacy to "unpaid" real estate agents- and what he supports is not great.
Kicking it.
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TheKingOfPies @regalpastry.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Dumbday #608 An EverOrange™️ cartoon from the Vault With the Kennedy Center's immediate future in doubt, expect modifications to the Lincoln Memorial with new statue of a gold Trump sitting and Lincoln solemnly kneeling next to him. In the meantime...
Selfish baby stomping in boots and shouting Me! over and over again
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TheKingOfPies @regalpastry.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Dumbday #603 Mitch McConnellturtle's September Surprise
Mitch McConnellturtle pops out of shell
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TheKingOfPies @regalpastry.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Dumbday # 601 Don't let him make a turkey outtta Sam! Vote so the guy and his party loses A Blue Wave would likely make him a lame duck, by the way.
Uncle Sam being bullied
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TheKingOfPies @regalpastry.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Dumbday # 601 Don't let him make a turkey outtta Sam! Vote so the guy and his party loses A Blue Wave would likely make him a lame duck, by the way.
Uncle Sam being bullied
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TheKingOfPies @regalpastry.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Dumbday #600 Drawing from the Vault to show why one man is both desperate to prevent non-GOP from voting and trying to only let Republicans vote:
Then and eventually
Epstein and his ghost hang out with Donny BoyThen and eventually
Epstein and his ghost haunt Don
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TheKingOfPies @regalpastry.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Dumbday #599/ 600* With one hand he destroys and with the other he steals While the "plan" to win, to "run the board," isn't likely to happen, it is a desperate attempt. He really, really wants to hide them Epstein Files. *No big whoop
The plan to pay voters to get party to win as he attempts to break system so people can not vote. 

It is made up money 
He is desperate to hide the rest of the Epstein files
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TheKingOfPies @regalpastry.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Dumbday #597 The GOP Conventional Wisdom: Convention Dull Iz Dumb So, expect a circus and Trump dressed as a Ringleader with Hegseth drunkjumping through a whiskey barrel hoop.
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Elephant suit day for Jaydee
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TheKingOfPies @regalpastry.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Dumbday #596 A Holiday Weekend as all is quiet in Congress especially in the House. Aint nobody there gonna waste time doing what they were elected for when they fear losing their cushy jobs. Anyhoo, given Jared is in the news doing Marco Rubio's job: The "Adult Children" cartoons from The Vault:
Bury it deepGrifting never seems to stop or skip a generationThey each have a grifting purpose in their nepo lives
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TheKingOfPies @regalpastry.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Dumbday #592 The Poll Complainer His current approval poll numbers are low. And reportedly, he wants to claim newspapers/ pollers are making rigged polls; that somehow they are intentionally trying to make him seem unpopular. We all know that he and only he is great at making himself unpopular.
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Rant about poll numbers
He could claim having misy voters for Prez ever because he ran three times

So he can't comprehend being unpopular 
He also confused "patriot" with his made up spelling "paYtriot"
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TheKingOfPies @regalpastry.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Pennsylvania needs a Better Person than this guy
Fetterman in an elephant mask
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TheKingOfPies @regalpastry.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Dumbday #592 The Poll Complainer His current approval poll numbers are low. And reportedly, he wants to claim newspapers/ pollers are making rigged polls; that somehow they are intentionally trying to make him seem unpopular. We all know that he and only he is great at making himself unpopular.
DD592
Rant about poll numbers
He could claim having misy voters for Prez ever because he ran three times

So he can't comprehend being unpopular 
He also confused "patriot" with his made up spelling "paYtriot"
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TheKingOfPies @regalpastry.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Originally, I considered putting the date of the cartoon in the text of the post At the time, I only knew it was from 2018. Upon further review, it is from September 4, 2018 And back then in the 2nd year of Trumps, my numbering system (Days in Office) was always goofed up. It says "586" but nah!
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TheKingOfPies @regalpastry.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Does he have Rand-McNally on speed dial to rapidly reprint all their maps and globes?
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TheKingOfPies @regalpastry.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Dumbday #590 A Dubious Classic™️ from The Vault renaming everyplace
2018
PJs Sharpie Map Nightcap
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TheKingOfPies @regalpastry.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Dumbday #590 After almost 10 years of crying "witchhunts!" being conducted against his criming, he reveals himself as Wickedly Witchy*, meddling in everything to prove his criminal powers can protect him from people's opinions of him (* no offense to real witches. You are usually swell)
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Witch with cell phone orders a flying bellboy elephant to rig elections
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Tavie (rhymes w/gravy) @tavie.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
All 5 seasons of NewsRadio are on Tubi, pass it on.
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TheKingOfPies @regalpastry.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Dumbday #589 A six month recap
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First, it was an "excursion," just a weekend trip to bmb a country.

Next, three months later: Eureka! A ceasefire to agree to work out a ceasefire! Written by real estate developers

Next, 6 months later. On? Off? War? Peace? 3 countries involved or 2 or 6? 
He decrees more wars and inflation and debt!

Finally, daily, he really wants to be surrounded by wealth and vanity projects which immortalize himself and enrichen himself
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Cartoonists United @cartoonist.coop · 31/08/2026
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TheKingOfPies @regalpastry.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Dumbday #589 A six month recap
Dd 589

First, it was an "excursion," just a weekend trip to bmb a country.

Next, three months later: Eureka! A ceasefire to agree to work out a ceasefire! Written by real estate developers

Next, 6 months later. On? Off? War? Peace? 3 countries involved or 2 or 6? 
He decrees more wars and inflation and debt!

Finally, daily, he really wants to be surrounded by wealth and vanity projects which immortalize himself and enrichen himself
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There Is No Spoon @neumahn.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
I had the privilege of being responsible for the design of the antenna gimbal for America's latest astronomical instrument, the Nancy Grace Roman Space Telescope which successfully launched today. Here is a few views of the antenna that is attached to my gimbal and an image of the gimbal.
I had the privilege of being responsible for the design of the antenna gimbal for America's latest astronomical instrument, the Nancy Grace Roman Space Telescope which successfully launched today.  Here is a few views of the antenna that is attached to my gimbal and an image of the gimbal.
Nancy Grace Roman was an American astronomer who made important contributions to stellar classification and stellar motions. The first female executive at NASA, Roman served as NASA's first chief of astronomy throughout the 1960s and 1970s, establishing her as one of the "visionary founders of the US civilian space program".[1]
Roman created NASA's space astronomy program and is known to many as the "Mother of Hubble" for her foundational role in planning the Hubble Space Telescope.[2][3] Throughout her career, Roman was an active public speaker and educator, and an advocate for women in the sciences.
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TheKingOfPies @regalpastry.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Dumbday #588 Another from a box in front of the Dumbday Vault From the third day of this maddening administration: That Three Syllable chant that was ripped off from former someone Sarah Palin The deal is that big oil wants big profits. It is getting that without more drilling 2 Vers of DD #3:
Version #2 Final of Dumbday #3

Dancing to the chant if Drill, bany, drill!
In 3rd panel, an oil man says they just want profits, not more oil sites.
Trumps changes chant to Drill, Babies, Drill-- while babies are digging up ground and a caption says child labor policy changed.Version #1 of DD #3 (redone as Version 2)

Last panel is more about Alaska than all of the places that would be disrupted by more drilling. 

Obviously, this was over one year before he invaded Venezuala. Alaska and wilderness areas seemed like most likely areas to exploit. They probably still are, we just don't hear about it yet.
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TheKingOfPies @regalpastry.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Dumbday #585 From the Dumbday Vaults: one from August 2025 and a Classic Boxing cartoon from Summer 2024
Take a bribe from the rich to get whatever they want to buy.

He looks at it as gifts and tithes to him.

Ends licking $$$Punch from shoulder devil is a KO
Summer 2024
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TheKingOfPies @regalpastry.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Dumbday #579 Bith Sides News Update on the Trade Deficit and taxes resulting from it and the National Debt. With numbers to show what might be adding to the ballooning
Dumbday 579
Both Sides News update contrasting Deficit policy and the Debt reality
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TheKingOfPies @regalpastry.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Can one get convicted for sketchery? Some sketches featuring a Ziggy nightmare and Ziggy's brother Zaggy (if I knew/ understood the definition of the word, Zaggy may also be a "Zaddy". But, I don't know.) The Holeman who lives in the Whack-A-Mole universe has the worst life
Sketches aplenty 

Zig Zag Holeman Muppets meant to be slamdancing but are not
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TheKingOfPies @regalpastry.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
GOP candidate for Florida governor Rep. Byron Donalds probably didn't write this sign but it has a glaring error and he should have read it first
B Donalds former Rep from Florida runs for Governor abd stands behind a sign that says
"READ TO SUCCEED ACHIEVEABILITY (sic)"

The last word is misspelled
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TheKingOfPies @regalpastry.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Dumbday #576 Eventually.... if the burial has not already occurred
Dumbday 575
senate confirmed AG even though he is a lacky. So he acts as a lacky because he has one boss.
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TheKingOfPies @regalpastry.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Dumbday #577 Former Senator John McCain was find of saying Congress spent $$$ like drunken sailors. Economics is a lot of two way streets. There were two Trump tax cuts- 2017 and 2025- that deprived the gov't of trillions in revenue going back to 2018. Tariffs won't replace that $$$
Dumbday 577
Two drunk elephants talk about nat'l debt with one worrying and the other saying thy are too rich to worry
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TheKingOfPies @regalpastry.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Dumbday #576 Eventually.... if the burial has not already occurred
Dumbday 575
senate confirmed AG even though he is a lacky. So he acts as a lacky because he has one boss.
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TheKingOfPies @regalpastry.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Big Ziggy sketch that is so Ziggy-filled that it is surprising there is anything else on the page And, yes. That may be the tip of God's index finger Ziggy is so big that we don't get to see the entire Holy Hand!!!
Big Ziggy sketch.
It almost makes no sense 

Is that a senient Washington Monument? Is God involved?
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TheKingOfPies @regalpastry.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
DumbDay #558 Looking for some to blame for every fear he feels and for problems he has caused. Yet another distraction campaign he hopes protects him from losing
DumbDay 558
Five panels 
Four on top 
Looking for "commies"
He explains it they yell the word iften enough, FOX News will echo them.

Psycho Miller Eagle-guyed Hegseth and Vacuum F. Cleaner Junior stand looking crazy
While the Craziest leaves them as his morning is complete
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TheKingOfPies @regalpastry.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Dumbday #556 The Comedy and the Tragedy of it all May his current, ridiculous attempts at political cleverness fail him because he is such an idiot
Old, barely literate man tried to convince everyone that a word is just a made up word to make him look bad. 
So, it stands to reason if the word accountability comes up, he will try to downplay that word, too
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TheKingOfPies @regalpastry.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
DumbDay #554 A Truthy Classic™️ About that 30% of die-hards who claim to still support him:
#697 2018

Rats supporters
On a table
Under the table 
Dressed up in a trenchcoat
Rats who still support him
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TheKingOfPies @regalpastry.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Dumbday #551 Always listening for their Master's commands.
DumbDay 51
Old tymie photograph blurting out statements
 
Telling the group of Republicans including Mike Johnson, Chief Justice John Roberts, a cop thug, and an elephant

Voice tells them Commies wzn5 his $
Cimm8red a5e 5he enemy because they are his eny 

So he wants them to repeat and they oblige, repeating hiskessage


Finally, voice says, Thank you fit your attention to this matter!
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Ⓜ️𝖆𝖗𝖎𝖊 💙 🦋 @lmariev.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Mitch McConnell’s Hometown Newspaper Publishes Scathing ‘Pre-Obituary’ of the ‘Not Yet Departed’. A Kentucky reporter who covered McConnell for decades argued that the 84-year-old senator is “every bit the detestable figure that” President Richard Nixon was. www.yahoo.com/news/politic...
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Mitch McConnell’s Hometown Newspaper Publishes Scathing ‘Pre-Obituary’ of the ‘Not Yet Departed’
A Kentucky reporter who covered McConnell for decades argued that the 84-year-old senator is “every bit the detestable figure that” President Richard Nixon was
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TheKingOfPies @regalpastry.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
He has The Touch Even by doing nothing, even by not showing up, maybe even by just no longer being alive, he can obstruct in the Senate.
Mitch sleep obstructer
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TheKingOfPies @regalpastry.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Dumbday #551 Always listening for their Master's commands.
DumbDay 51
Old tymie photograph blurting out statements
 
Telling the group of Republicans including Mike Johnson, Chief Justice John Roberts, a cop thug, and an elephant

Voice tells them Commies wzn5 his $
Cimm8red a5e 5he enemy because they are his eny 

So he wants them to repeat and they oblige, repeating hiskessage


Finally, voice says, Thank you fit your attention to this matter!
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TheKingOfPies @regalpastry.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Wednesday July 22nd update: MAGA Mike Johnson's House has left the building. The August recess has begun. Again, since Labor Day is Sept 7, add that first week to August. Like in 2025, that gives Congress the remainder of Sept to pass Budget. The House chose to pass a continuing resolution 1/
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