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S2pidRetroGamer @s2pidretrogamer.bsky.social · 5h

My eyes are tired...I actually read that as 'Become a HACKER of Amnesia Fortnight'. Not giving anybody ideas. No-siree.

S2pidRetroGamer @s2pidretrogamer.bsky.social · 5h

My Doctor: If it grows under-ground, it's not healthy; You want to eat things that are on stalks and vines! Me: What about strawberries...? ~Doc shoots me a very dirty look, then calmly tells me to eat more greens~

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S2pidRetroGamer @s2pidretrogamer.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

When Dick Clark was called 'America's oldest teenager', that was a term of endearment. If I were to be called 'The Internet's oldest teenager', I don't think that would fly over quite as well, but I would still accept it.

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S2pidRetroGamer @s2pidretrogamer.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

I just saw Pac wrestle at last night's show!! I was afraid we were going to lose Borden! The hell is going on??

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S2pidRetroGamer @s2pidretrogamer.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Another older thing I scribbled. There was a period about a year ago when I was making these comics quite a bit. I can be creative when I forget to take my medication. None of these really went anywhere, though. It wasn't really worth it.

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S2pidRetroGamer @s2pidretrogamer.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Was listening to @cristinavee.bsky.social's delivery as Dungeon Hero X in Chocobo's Mystery Dungeon and it is everything I wish I could be/do as a voice-actor; Exciting, committed, and it sounds like she is just having the best kind of fun!! ~dreams~

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S2pidRetroGamer @s2pidretrogamer.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Ever woke up at 7 in the morning thinking you slept so long that it's 7 at night?

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S2pidRetroGamer @s2pidretrogamer.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

I drew this in reply to a post. But I'll be damned if I can remember what that post was. Even without the context, though, this is still pretty funny!

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S2pidRetroGamer @s2pidretrogamer.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

I don't understand it -- Why is it, whenever I see old clips of The Beatles having fun together, I get this sense of loss...?

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The Beatles - Here, There and Everywhere

YouTube video by TheBeatlesVEVO

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S2pidRetroGamer @s2pidretrogamer.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Gout is as unflattering a word as it is painful a condition! Augh!

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S2pidRetroGamer @s2pidretrogamer.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Looking back on The Beatles' classic 'I Am the Walrus' video, I'm pretty sure if MTV had snuck that in after the debut-airing of 'Free as a Bird', a lot of us would've thought that, also, was new! Absolutely-timeless!

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S2pidRetroGamer @s2pidretrogamer.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Maybe my favorite image this week: New York City Mayor Zohran Mamdani wishing he were ANYWHERE-ELSE than standing next to Trump while he was at the U.N.:

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S2pidRetroGamer @s2pidretrogamer.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

It's awful that I still laughed at this.

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S2pidRetroGamer @s2pidretrogamer.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Dear god it's like they're posing for a reveal-documentary!

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S2pidRetroGamer @s2pidretrogamer.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Oof! Suddenly it's a good thing Rayman moved from its initially-planned October date!! =D

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S2pidRetroGamer @s2pidretrogamer.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

I have always joked that the total darkness of Space Mountain means they could house some wonderfully-twisted evils inside. If they're storing a collection of Vincent Price-esque wax museum mannequins in there, I wouldn't even be fazed.

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S2pidRetroGamer @s2pidretrogamer.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

I would LOVE to see someone host a live YouTube-stream of fruit rotting in real-time and see if that gets more consistent views than Trump TV.

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S2pidRetroGamer @s2pidretrogamer.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Spent the evening recalling years of rejection, loneliness, abandonment, and self-loathing/passive-aggresivism/toxicity -- My therapist was NOT helpful today. >_<

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S2pidRetroGamer @s2pidretrogamer.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Foreign Minister? I'd be down with it, but I'm pretty sure most of the U.S. would treat him more like Triumph the Insult Comic Dog than as someone with a genuine political resumé. Taken from @countbinface.bsky.social's tweeter-teller

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S2pidRetroGamer @s2pidretrogamer.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

I am actually laughing at this; The current generation is so far-removed from knowing the origins of the term 'douchebag' they now assume it's just a generic insult! XD youtu.be/5EMTzuBPy84?...

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Kiara Didn't Realize The Yabai Meaning of This Insult

YouTube video by VP Ch.

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S2pidRetroGamer @s2pidretrogamer.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Geez I just got an automated text-to-speech robocall so digitally-inbred it sounded like Torgo from 'Manos: The Hands of Fate'!

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Manos: The Hands of Fate - "I Am Torgo" HD

YouTube video by ManosinHD

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S2pidRetroGamer @s2pidretrogamer.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

I totally understand the love for milk chocolate. Love the stuff. But I'm also down for dark chocolate, and my favorite is actually white chocolate (STAND BACK CHOCOLATE PURITANS!! I DON'T NEED NOR WANT YOUR GOSPEL!!)

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S2pidRetroGamer @s2pidretrogamer.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

This may be the best show that @lastweektonight.com has put on in the entirety of the program's run; I've been watching since it debuted back in 2014, and I NEVER felt so bad for Adam Driver as I did for Sister Henrietta! youtu.be/h1pXm0GjLho?...

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UnitedHealthcare & UnitedHealth Group: Last Week Tonight with John Oliver (HBO)

YouTube video by LastWeekTonight

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S2pidRetroGamer @s2pidretrogamer.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

"DID YOU KNOW...That if you remove the 'T' in 'Trump', you get 'Rump'? That's right, 'Rump', because I AM AN ASS! BUT I CAN DO ONE BETTER! If you then replace the R with a 'D' -- Like the 'D' in my name, 'Donald' -- You get 'Dump'. Which is where my sons and I belong! The dump. MAGA!! - DJD"

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S2pidRetroGamer @s2pidretrogamer.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

I haven't noticed this until just recently, but even from the very beginning, Garfield has had all the mannerisms of a burnt-out man in his mid-40s.

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S2pidRetroGamer @s2pidretrogamer.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

...Huh! Maybe that's it; If both Donald Trump and my mother -- Who share the same age-bracket -- are anything to go by, health and happiness are NOT the keys to longevity! It's spite!

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S2pidRetroGamer @s2pidretrogamer.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Well, I can't think of a better use for Suno...

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S2pidRetroGamer @s2pidretrogamer.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Would love to see a movie trailer that starts with 'In a world where every politician and celebrity is a controversy waiting to happen...'

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S2pidRetroGamer @s2pidretrogamer.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

So. I had recently made my position known about how ~I~ wish others would address me with the 'they' pronoun. But if there is any concern over BSky's growing toxicity, feel safe in knowing that Twitter remains, far, FAR worse. it is SUBSTANTIALLY gross how they handled this reveal over there.

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S2pidRetroGamer @s2pidretrogamer.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Wonder Boy in Monster Land's ending does not wear out its welcome; It congratulates you, then curtly tells you to piss off.

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S2pidRetroGamer @s2pidretrogamer.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

I find when It comes to gender-preferences, I'm VERY double-standard-y. I don't like people assuming I'm a 'they' first, 'cuz I certainly am not -- Not in look, sound, or preference! But also, I feel once you know this about me, you're fine to call me whatever you want! Anxious yet?

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S2pidRetroGamer @s2pidretrogamer.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

So I heard Canada has signed up with the EU or some variant of that line. And honestly, when you have to deal with the type of threats and tone-deaf dialogue our pigmentally-flushed Hitler has been throwing around, 𝑪𝑨𝑵 𝒀𝑶𝑼 𝑩𝑳𝑨𝑴𝑬 𝑻𝑯𝑬𝑴?!?

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S2pidRetroGamer @s2pidretrogamer.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

SIIM-PLY! HAA-VING! A WONDERFUL SPOOKY TIME!!

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S2pidRetroGamer @s2pidretrogamer.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

I am so craving a chipwich right now you do not understand

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S2pidRetroGamer @s2pidretrogamer.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

So...this Ed Sheeran thing. I've been thinking...: If he TRULY wanted to remain apolitical, He'd flip off Robert Kraft on his way out of the stadium, then have a long talk with Macklemore about refraining from further war-commentary at more-neutral venues. He did none of these, so it's all moot.

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S2pidRetroGamer @s2pidretrogamer.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

One of the only personal complaints I had with Marvel's Spider-Man was how there were no real-world billboards in Times Square to promote the Broadway shows. Actually surprised there is still no PC-mod for that.

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S2pidRetroGamer @s2pidretrogamer.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

If you claim to be an indie developer, who prides on being indie, and has a fanbase that respects you for your indie-minded content, don't go to Kickstarter expecting any of them to have AAA-tier bank accounts!

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S2pidRetroGamer @s2pidretrogamer.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Takenobu Mitsuyoshi! That guy is everywhere when it comes to Sega sound-design; He sings ('GAME OVER YEAAAH!'), motion-acts...He's even the voice of Kage-Maru in the Virtua Fighter games!

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S2pidRetroGamer @s2pidretrogamer.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

A game for everyone makes gamers. Even if you NEVER play anything-else...If you can still find excitement and joy whenever you play Pac-Man, or Flappy Bird, or Monopoly, or even CROSSWORD PUZZLES -- If you keep playing it because you enjoy it, you are a gamer!

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S2pidRetroGamer @s2pidretrogamer.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

'Agree to disagree' is a position I can no-longer tolerate. Maybe because instead of admitting when I may have made a point, people will often accuse me for acting 'over-analatycal'. As if my neurodiversity is a valid reason to denounce my legitimacy! It's absolutely-frustrating!! D=<

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S2pidRetroGamer @s2pidretrogamer.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

It's frustrating how Sega will 'revisit old IPs' while not revisiting old IPs. They announce new Jet Set Radio and Crazy Taxi games, then de-list the old ones. Square Enix occasionally retranslates their Final Fantasy games. Sega has not done that once for Phantasy Star.

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S2pidRetroGamer @s2pidretrogamer.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

I would love this crazy robot to make a return. Wouldn't the story be wild: A piece of adaptive machine-tech that was cutting-edge back in the mid-1980s having to contend with the aggressive modern AI-push of the mid-2020s...

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Johnny 5 Dancing from Short Circuit

ALT: Johnny 5 Dancing from Short Circuit

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S2pidRetroGamer @s2pidretrogamer.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

This seems like an elaborate creepypasta but apparently it's legit: This strange buzzing radio-frequency has been broadcasting almost-nonstop from St. Petersburg for the past 50 years, with Russian code-talk emerging every several years or so!! www.youtube.com/live/ZAOVHbX...

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UVB-76 - The buzzer (4625 kHz) LIVE

YouTube video by The buzzer 76

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S2pidRetroGamer @s2pidretrogamer.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Just got triggered by someone's criticisms of Super Star Wars. That SNES trilogy was my gateway to the films! Back the hell off!!

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