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Bēn Cølwėll

@bcolwell.bsky.social

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Am I so out of touch? No, it’s the children who are wrong

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Bēn Cølwėll @bcolwell.bsky.social · 28/03/2026

Good morning, the Iowa Hawkeyes men’s basketball team had an objectively, scientifically proven, better season than the Iowa State Cyclones

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Bēn Cølwėll @bcolwell.bsky.social · 11/01/2026

A Falcons fan, and a large first half lead in an NFL postseason game…truly what could go wrong?

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Bēn Cølwėll @bcolwell.bsky.social · 23/11/2025

Currently playing at Hamburg Inn No. 2…”Smooth” by Carlos Santana ft. Rob Thomas @adamj.bsky.social

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Bēn Cølwėll @bcolwell.bsky.social · 12/11/2025

Rural Scott County, Iowa

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Bēn Cølwėll @bcolwell.bsky.social · 25/08/2025

The Great Tengri has blessed us with a Khan who is gentle to his friends and allies, to those who love liberty and freedom, and wrathful to our enemies who seek to oppress us! Let us be stewards of that blessing and bring our Righteous Khan to power!

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Bēn Cølwėll @bcolwell.bsky.social · 28/10/2024

When Chino screams “FIIIIIIRRRRSST…UNTIIIIIEEE MEEEE” >>>>

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Bēn Cølwėll @bcolwell.bsky.social · 08/10/2024

No, I should not be hearing belters like “Your Love” by The Outfield in the waiting room of the dentist’s office. That song rips far too hard for what is about to happen to me

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Bēn Cølwėll @bcolwell.bsky.social · 17/09/2024

👍🤷🏻‍♂️

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Bēn Cølwėll @bcolwell.bsky.social · 09/09/2024

You know book is gonna be lit when the first entry in the contents is “list of illustrations and maps”

First page of the Table of Contents of the book Stalingrad by Antony Beevor

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Bēn Cølwėll @bcolwell.bsky.social · 19/06/2024

Delighted, honored, and humbled to share the roads with a fellow driver of such prestige and distinction

A taxi cab with “Uber: Number 1 ranked cab driver worldwide” in individual letter decals on the back

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Bēn Cølwėll @bcolwell.bsky.social · 14/02/2024

Learning some members of my extended family are going on a “British Isles” cruise this summer that ports in and out of…Copenhagen? This seems wrong, yes?

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Bēn Cølwėll @bcolwell.bsky.social · 22/11/2023

Happy Thanksgiving to everyone except the incredibly surly man *walking* in the Village Inn *drive-thru pre-paid* pie pickup line, who also, shockingly, had not pre-paid for his pies, and who then proceeded to berate the employees for being “incredibly disorganized.” Fuck that guy

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Bēn Cølwėll @bcolwell.bsky.social · 16/11/2023

Actual spiritual truth here imo…big honkin’ organs, candy-colored Renaissance frescos, colossal statues. Criticisms of massive churches as monuments to misspent money may be correct, but I’ve been at my most peaceful when I felt the *smallest* so I think there’s something to this sense of scale

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Bēn Cølwėll @bcolwell.bsky.social · 25/10/2023

Ramshackle fake Homer Simpson with cassette player playing Homer singing “She Works Hard for the Money”

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Bēn Cølwėll @bcolwell.bsky.social · 10/09/2023

Love to read posts performatively complaining about ¡El Assico! Is there a gun to your head? There are other games on! Makes one wonder, it does…

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🎃 scarecrowcialism 👻 @swolecialism.bsky.social · 30/08/2023

by the time he turned forty my dad had an actual full-sized margarita machine in his garage. I can only aspire to that level of generational success

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Bēn Cølwėll @bcolwell.bsky.social · 08/08/2023

Love to be one of those guys who’s like “hey I just got into (band that’s been around for 40 years and was/is insanely popular) have you checked them out?!” but anyway I can’t stop listening to this song I love it so fucking much

The song “Blue Dress” by Depeche Mode, a song that goes, slaps, and fucks

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