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Skull Issue @amagire.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

I would love to vote for the Democrats that only exist in attack ads paid for by Republicans, is the thing

First, Let's Kill All the Lawyers @msgamgee89.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

With the same caveat the original poster later gave, which is that this is My Experience, not an attack on Your Experience. I just find the whole idea bewildering but I will cater as best I can to your preferences once I am aware of them (though I can't promise I won't bitch about it occasionally).

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First, Let's Kill All the Lawyers @msgamgee89.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

After 12 days of travel it is interesting to observe the different methods by which the three feline residents of my household are expressing their desire that I never do that again, thank you (even though Replacement Food Lady performed her duties admirably and will survive the coming revolution).

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First, Let's Kill All the Lawyers @msgamgee89.bsky.social · 31/07/2026

critical race theory dungeon crawler intersectionality scrunchie world-builder

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Wondermark Comics @wondermark.com · 27/07/2026

He died as he lived: hated Wondermark #1589; The Ol' Scorny Mourny

[[A man in an elaborate hat and leggings, WHIPSMARK, holding a book, speaks to a woman, BELDRA, peering through a lorgnette and holding a tiny dog.]]

WHIPSMARK: Did you just POST this about the late DINGO WOLFHEART?

WHIPSMARK: “Rest in poop to DUMBO WOLF FART. I’m glad he’s dead, but I’m sad I wasn’t there to watch it happen”
WHIPSMARK: “He will be mourned by other people who should ALSO all die soon. This is not a THREAT of any sort, simply a request to Santa Claus”

BELDRA: I have a bunch more in my drafts, if you’d care to see.
WHIPSMARK: I do NOT.

WHIPSMARK (sternly): Crass. Disrespectful. When I die, are you going to say terrible things about ME, too?

BELDRA: WELL
BELDRA (sliding into a smirking, gleeful side-eye): THAT DEPENDS

[[The dog side-eyes WHIPSMARK as well.]]

{{header: spend your days at WONDERMARK.COM}}

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First, Let's Kill All the Lawyers @msgamgee89.bsky.social · 13/06/2026

I am essentially doxxing myself to a very specific niche interest group but UGH I just saw the first fourth-instar Spotted Lanternfly of the year today and as a gardener and green practitioner I am filled with an obsessive, consuming loathing. And imminently the fuckers will get WINGS. Ugh ugh ugh.

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First, Let's Kill All the Lawyers @msgamgee89.bsky.social · 10/06/2026

Describe your gender without downloading any new pictures

Screenshot of a Reductress headline accompanied by a picture of a ring with a cloudy, opalescent stone reading: "I LIVED IT: I tried on a mood ring and it screamed and screamed and screamed"

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First, Let's Kill All the Lawyers @msgamgee89.bsky.social · 20/05/2026

Find you a spouse who is as stoked to go to bed (literally, not euphemistically) at 8pm on a Tuesday as you are.

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First, Let's Kill All the Lawyers @msgamgee89.bsky.social · 04/04/2026

If you see this, I implore you to post a picture from whatever device you're using with no explanation.

A sign with currency symbols and a drawing of an angry rabbit (?). It says, in English, "The greatest curry shop. EAT SHIT SUPERSTARS." The Japanese characters for Gotokuji also appear.

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First, Let's Kill All the Lawyers @msgamgee89.bsky.social · 04/04/2026

The worst injuries are those you inflict on yourself by being careless because they're a constant reminder that you're just one bad slapstick moment away from killing yourself. No dignity, stupid expression, and MAYBE your loved ones would do you the favor of just calling it "the accident."

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First, Let's Kill All the Lawyers @msgamgee89.bsky.social · 30/03/2026

If you see this, post a concert photo you took. The Decemberists, 2018

An image of a stage with a band mid-concert; there is an upright bass in addition to lead and bass guitar. A skull with spiral eyes, glowing teal, hovers over the band with tendrils, rays, and snakes emanating out from it in the same glowing teal.

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First, Let's Kill All the Lawyers @msgamgee89.bsky.social · 26/02/2026

Every year I grow a vegetable garden, and every year some stuff doesn't get harvested; I leave it to rot, feed the soil, circle of life and all that. But you know what says "fuck you, make me" to that idea? Carrots. Sustained temps under freezing, snowcrete, don't care. Fuck you, make me.

An assortment of orange, yellow, and purple carrots of sizes varying from slender to gargantuan. One orange one looks kind of like a sex toy designed for G-spot stimulation with a defined curve and a bulbous tip.

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First, Let's Kill All the Lawyers @msgamgee89.bsky.social · 14/02/2026

Ever since I got COVID for the first time in 2023, I swear I can feel something (my immune system??) in my lower back every time I'm fighting something off. It's this tingly, not-quite-achey, almost electric charge feeling. Anyway going to bed in hopes of striking the first and mortal blow ttyl

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Omg. WTF is Happening? @lalahaenzy.bsky.social · 05/02/2026

Sir Ian McKellen performing a monologue from Shakespeare’s Sir Thomas More on the Stephen Colbert show. Never have I heard this monologue performed with such a keen sense of prescience. Nor have I ever been in this exact historical moment.TY Sir Ian, for reaching us once again. #Pinks #ProudBlue

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First, Let's Kill All the Lawyers @msgamgee89.bsky.social · 03/01/2026

No cheating, reskeet with the most recent photo of your pet

A brunette woman holds a big, squishy, buff-and-white bicolor cat to her face, her eyes closed and breathing in deeply. The cat's eyes are also closed in happiness and he presses his face down onto the woman's hand

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First, Let's Kill All the Lawyers @msgamgee89.bsky.social · 29/11/2025

Introduce yourself with 5 animals you've seen in the wild: Sea turtle Whale (species unknown) Bald eagle Barred owl Pua'a

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CindyLouWho @cindynorth1.bsky.social · 22/11/2025

YOUR TURKEY NEEDS TO COME OUT OF THE FREEZER TODAY 🦃

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First, Let's Kill All the Lawyers @msgamgee89.bsky.social · 14/11/2025

There should be a 100% tax on all assets putting one's net worth over $5 million.

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Challah G Brick esq., Cavalier of the 8th @challahchic.butchsky.social · 04/11/2025

You have to survive. There are graves to piss on that haven't been dug yet.

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First, Let's Kill All the Lawyers @msgamgee89.bsky.social · 03/11/2025

American life is truly dogshit right now. Here are some things I have recently enjoyed: — Rescuing a stray cat who turned into a devoted snugglebug — Getting medically sterilized for $0! — Playing Infinitode 2, a completely free & surprisingly robust mobile tower defense game — French fries

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First, Let's Kill All the Lawyers @msgamgee89.bsky.social · 18/09/2025

No new pictures, where are you at mentally?

A screenshot of a satirical headline above a picture of a bespectacled man in front of a shelf of law books reading "Jurisprudence Fetishist Gets Off On Technicality."

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First, Let's Kill All the Lawyers @msgamgee89.bsky.social · 06/09/2025

Let's keep a tally of how many times the vet will ask if I have any paperwork or records for the STRAY CAT for which I have made an appointment, after I stated repeatedly that he is a STRAY CAT that I CAUGHT IN A TRAP IN MY YARD. We're up to two, and my money is on at least once more.

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Erica Chenoweth @chenoweth.bsky.social · 12/08/2025

6 days after Soviet troops invaded Czechoslovakia in 1968, a Prague paper published these “10 Commandments”: ‘When a Soviet soldier comes to you, YOU: 1. Don’t know 2. Don’t care 3. Don’t tell 4. Don’t have 5. Don’t know how to 6. Don’t give 7. Can’t do 8. Don’t sell 9. Don’t show 10. Do nothing’

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First, Let's Kill All the Lawyers @msgamgee89.bsky.social · 02/08/2025

People seem to think that gardening is some kind of old lady hobby, and it is, but it's also necessarily metal. I go out with my cup of coffee, peruse my plants, do some light murder, check on the progress of the parasitic wasp pupae, do a bit more murder, see if any tomatoes are ripe, saunter off.

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Doe @doefulwoeful.bsky.social · 25/07/2025

I laughed at this video for like 2 minutes straight last night and now you get to

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First, Let's Kill All the Lawyers @msgamgee89.bsky.social · 13/07/2025

I brought home at least 1 bed bug from a moderately seedy beach motel last weekend so I've been burning the house down while turning it inside out and upside down before the exterminator comes Monday. I've walked 17 miles in my own home in three days, and there's still so much to clean and do.

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Skull Issue @amagire.bsky.social · 01/06/2025

no cops, no corps, everyone else grab a brick and march

on an abstract grey background, a rainbow unicorn with a skull for a face rears up with blood splashed across its front hooves and chest and a banner that reads PRIDE IS A RIOT streaming from its horn

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Skull Issue @amagire.bsky.social · 19/03/2024

illustration on an abstract background of a rainbow unicorn with a skull for a head, rearing up on its hind legs. a banner around its neck reads PRIDE IS A RIOT, NO JUSTICE NO PEACE

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First, Let's Kill All the Lawyers @msgamgee89.bsky.social · 01/05/2025

Bizarre antique shops are one of the few remaining joys in life and we should all frequent them as often as possible.

A photo of a shelf of curios, focused on a collection of four small, flesh toned figurines shaped like hands with raised middle fingers but the hands have legs and feet. The tag, upside-down but legible, reads "Fingerman $10."

A picture of a ramshackle open yellow boat or car with a metal face evocative of a man with a mustache, wearing a black top hat.

A light gray mannequin torso, its limbs detached but nearby, with a rubber monkey mask with large ears over the head. There is what appears to be a bad, rain-weathered brown toupee on the monkey's head; the monkey's own hair is black.

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Tyler, from the Internet (Haunted) @tylerfromtheinternet.com · 02/03/2025

if you don't know this band, then we can't hang out

Dominic Monaghan, Sean Austin, Billy Boyd, Liv Tyler, Elijah would, and Orlando Bloom in a group photo but it's like from 1999 or 2000 from like right as they were beginning to film The movies, and they just kind of look like a young pop band from that eraDominic Monaghan, Sean Austin, Billy Boyd, Liv Tyler, Elijah would, and Orlando Bloom in a group photo but it's like from 1999 or 2000 from like right as they were beginning to film The movies, and they just kind of look like a young pop band from that era

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First, Let's Kill All the Lawyers @msgamgee89.bsky.social · 30/01/2025

I solemnly swear that I will support and defend the Constitution of the United States against all enemies, foreign and domestic; that I will bear true faith and allegiance to the same; that I take this obligation freely, without any mental reservation or purpose of evasion;

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First, Let's Kill All the Lawyers @msgamgee89.bsky.social · 26/01/2025

I don't know if this aloe is desperately distressed or uproariously delighted with its circumstances but it sure is dramatic about it.

A spindly aloe plant; its leaves are gently curled and pointing in all directions, and there are four smaller pups sprawling out from the base of the plant. It is in a teal ceramic pot.

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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 22/01/2025

This is going to sound corny as fuck but I am awfully grateful for this website this week.

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First, Let's Kill All the Lawyers @msgamgee89.bsky.social · 16/01/2025

Awakening an eldritch horror from the depths of the sea and bringing about the end of the world as a consequence of reanimating my drowned wife.

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First, Let's Kill All the Lawyers @msgamgee89.bsky.social · 18/12/2024

I have received a fine wee fox from @amagire.bsky.social and it is already facing down the local megafauna.

A tiny redwood fox named Mogul being meticulously sniffed by a seemingly enormous calico cat in a red plaid bowtie with a Santa charm hanging from it.

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First, Let's Kill All the Lawyers @msgamgee89.bsky.social · 15/12/2024

A yuletide miracle: getting cold and taking a hot shower to warm up, then managing not to get re-chilled in the period between exiting the shower and getting into bed.

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First, Let's Kill All the Lawyers @msgamgee89.bsky.social · 13/12/2024

I haven't lived in New York in nearly a decade, and Absolute Bagels closing is still DEVASTATING. I was already planning a pilgrimage during a trip that's three months away. The UWS will never be the same.

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First, Let's Kill All the Lawyers @msgamgee89.bsky.social · 07/12/2024

Every year, I am Santa for a dear friend's children; they write their letters, and I write back, based on Tolkien 's letters from Father Christmas. I review past letters each year to maintain the continuity, and build on the world they get a glimpse into once a year.

An elaborately decorative letter from Father Christmas, return address "Cliff House, Top of the World, North Pole," written to two children.

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First, Let's Kill All the Lawyers @msgamgee89.bsky.social · 01/12/2024

Made a potato, onion, bacon, and cheese pie for friends, and it was perfect for one of the first really cold nights of the year.

A rustic homemade pie with a shiny amber crust sitting on a baking sheet. There are eight slits in the top crust and the edges are crimped by hand.

The remaining third of the pie. It is in a red pie dish glistening with butter, and the layers of thinly sliced golden potato, sauteed diced onion, and bacon are visible. The seasoned herb cream sauce has cooked into the potatoes so the pie cuts cleanly.

A slice of the pie on a china plate with a dressed salad. The crust is flakey and amber, and the plate has a design of orange, yellow, and blue flowers on a cream background with a gold ring around the center of the plate.

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First, Let's Kill All the Lawyers @msgamgee89.bsky.social · 28/11/2024

Show me a picture on your phone that has your energy that isn't a selfie.

An orange cat with dark, narrowed eyes looking directly at the camera. A caption across the image reads "malice aforethought."

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HANGMAN PAGE @hangmanpage.bsky.social · 18/11/2024

“hey hangman you promised us pics of plants, this is just a bunch of leaves what gives?” newsflash dumbass, leaves IS plants. leaves provide winter shelter for insects like lightning bugs and butterflies, fertilize the soil, and are a pain in the ass to move anyway so just leave them where you can

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First, Let's Kill All the Lawyers @msgamgee89.bsky.social · 17/11/2024

Help yourself, my little rabies-resistant goblin friend. You may not look quite like the other colony cats, but all are welcome here.

A fairly crunchy-looking possum eats out of a bowl of kitty kibble on a deck at night. Behind him is a row of cat shelters, and he is fully illuminated by the porch light.

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Dara Lind @daralind.bsky.social · 15/11/2024

Assuming that there will be no rule of law, no checks or constraints of any kind, is a form of complying in advance. Asserting that there _ought_ to be such things is a form of demanding them, and forcing their elimination to be seen as a rupture.

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First, Let's Kill All the Lawyers @msgamgee89.bsky.social · 09/01/2024

My favorite thing about BlueSky is that it's still small enough that apparently every account I follow with even a modicum of a following interacts directly with every other, entirely unrelated account with a similar or greater following ALL THE TIME.

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