Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 22/06/2026JP Acosta@acosta32jp.bsky.socialMessi is the best short person of all time 1753038
~Tilda is short for It's Decoratilda Gourd Season, Motherf***ers @hulcricket.bsky.social · 22/06/2026sure messi and napoleon were the same height but adjusting for inflation napoleon is actually 5'9" in modern height 2140
froggy @frogboy.bsky.social · 23/06/2026false. he was the size of a matchstick, and lived in a shoebox 130
