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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 26/05/2026

hard to find a way to make "UFC event on the White House lawn" more embarrassing but "it's a birthday party for the President" somehow does it

Charlie Warzel@cwarzel.bsky.social

wake up babe the white house is a six flags

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Mikkel Løkke @flameduck.bsky.social · 26/05/2026

It's not really that much more embarrassing than his last birthday parade, to be honest.

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Gorgonlin @gorgonlin.bsky.social · 26/05/2026

Lincoln was famous for his bare knuckle boxing events on the White House grounds Lib! And Jackson had a thing for gun duels at 30 paces! Nah, this is nuts...

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Geoffrey Hoytsman @courtjezter84.bsky.social · 26/05/2026

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Marc Sparks @msparks.bsky.social · 26/05/2026

June 14th, eh? He has a chance to do the funniest thing on June 13th...

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Professionally Certified Woolgatherer @earational.bsky.social · 26/05/2026

Is Kid Rock going to serenade him with a sultry Happy Birthday [Mr. President]?

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Scotty B @scottyb.bsky.social · 26/05/2026

Maybe the reason he bankrupted those casinos was because he is too crass for casinos?

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Bigtone @biggestbadasstone.bsky.social · 26/05/2026

I just hope the next motherfucker can hit the side of a barn.

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Spicy Bonus Content @spicybonuscontent.bsky.social · 26/05/2026

can we not just get him a bouncy castle like every other spoiled 6-year-old

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Jeff V Sr. @jeffvazsr.bsky.social · 29/05/2026

Coming soon to a White House near you!!… Donald Trump vs 58% of the American people who strongly disapprove of his performance in office. You think he’s black and blue now?… just wait and see 🤪 www.bbc.com/news/videos/...

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Watch: UFC arena construction begins at White House

The massive structure will host a cage fight as part of celebrations marking the 250th anniversary of the US Declaration of Independence.

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Vanessa Chaland @vanessachaland.bsky.social · 26/05/2026

Hope it's his last birthday...and by that I mean his 79th. 😁

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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 29/05/2026

Update it got even more embarrassing

The Washington Post@washingtonpost.com

Breaking news: The Pentagon is moving to recruit hundreds of troops to appear as spectators at President Trump’s UFC cage-fighting event on the White House lawn, and requiring those who attend to pay their own way and meet height and weight requirements.

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Pentagon recruiting troops to watch White House UFC fights, memos show

Internal messages reviewed by The Post stipulate that military personnel must pay their own ways and meet strict physical requirements to be eligible.

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Thomas Veil @thomasveil.bsky.social · 26/05/2026

Next we’re gonna find out the fight card is Johnny Manziel vs. Tim Tebow.

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Trish @jsewtz.bsky.social · 26/05/2026

Classy

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Kyra Phillips @1691kyra.bsky.social · 26/05/2026

That we pay for. 🤬

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Rebecca Kennison @rrkennison.bsky.social · 26/05/2026

At least this year he's not throwing himself a military parade and pretending it's all about honoring the 250th anniversary of the Army. Still ... this is 1000 times more embarrassing. And I'm sure every penny is being provided by taxpayers for his and his cronies' singular entertainment.

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Neandra Thall @neathall.bsky.social · 26/05/2026

But, but...how will he possibly be able to attend without his Ballroom to protect him? 🤷🏼 /s

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Joe Weyek @jweyek.bsky.social · 26/05/2026

To make it a perfect birthday for Donny, they must have strippers.

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pcrritesgood.bsky.social @pcrritesgood.bsky.social · 26/05/2026

A birthday present from every fucking tax payer in the country whether they wanted to get him something or not.

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eric1990s.bsky.social @eric1990s.bsky.social · 26/05/2026

I wonder how much ufc donated.

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lilbigguy.bsky.social @lilbigguy.bsky.social · 26/05/2026

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Brandi Bennett @bbennettesq.bsky.social · 26/05/2026

Everything he does is tacky.

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velcrolove.bsky.social @velcrolove.bsky.social · 26/05/2026

ThE PReSidEnT nEEds BaLLrOom to KeeP hiMseLF sAfe!! As trump keeps doing events outdoors

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DJ McCann @djmccann.bsky.social · 26/05/2026

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TomBear | トム @tombear.bsky.social · 26/05/2026

White Trash Presidency

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Tim Carmody @tcarmody.bsky.social · 26/05/2026

His EIGHTIETH birthday. Twenty-fifth would be sad but this is sadder

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netpal.bsky.social @netpal.bsky.social · 26/05/2026

UFC event is an appropriate symbol for phony bravado of grown men who need to assert their manhood.

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Niles Bungleweed @nilesb.bsky.social · 26/05/2026

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Soup Szn @bskylife.bsky.social · 26/05/2026

I assume Dana White will pop out of a cake.

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bloppbot @bloppbot.bsky.social · 26/05/2026

turning 80 with a white house cage fight. the bone spurs guy finally found a war he'd attend in person.

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Progressive Poet @caligreg.bsky.social · 26/05/2026

A USA Birthday Celebration of Violence The president’s home will have a big fight. Guys beat each other up with all their might. A tribute to our fighting spirit and adventure? No, it’s a brawl to entertain a crazy emperor.

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StaceyinAustin @oscuro-nube.bsky.social · 26/05/2026

He sullies everything he touches. White trash president.

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Just me @amvibe.bsky.social · 26/05/2026

So trashy Omg what a disgrace

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IkeTaxedRich90% @elziesegar.bsky.social · 26/05/2026

we’ll be watching for the opening ceremony

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Bob Neville @bobotron808.bsky.social · 26/05/2026

I hate how everything keeps coming back to Idiocracy, but...

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Janeen T 💜 @janeent.bsky.social · 26/05/2026

That’s a real picture? Thought it was AI.

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Nimue Niem @nimueniem.bsky.social · 26/05/2026

I'll bet he will be screaming "fight, fight, fight" to prove his ugly point.

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Ivana Newgrave @ivananewgrave.bsky.social · 26/05/2026

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In These Shoes? @intheseshoes.bsky.social · 26/05/2026

They are obstructing the view of the Washington Monument from the White House.

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Athena @eleutheriaelpis.bsky.social · 26/05/2026

He has forever tainted, degraded, corrupted, the stature and symbolic status of the White House as a National Historic Landmark

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clueless-stranger.bsky.social @clueless-stranger.bsky.social · 26/05/2026

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ihatetrump69.bsky.social @ihatetrump69.bsky.social · 26/05/2026

We're not going to have a white house left.

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Roxanne Saylor @rmspinafore.bsky.social · 26/05/2026

Will there also be balloon animals and a bouncy house? Maybe a pony ride for our big boy?

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Banana @janasbananas.bsky.social · 26/05/2026

Our country is being run by 6th-graders

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Stranger In My Own Land 🐸 @chuckberry.bsky.social · 26/05/2026

At least it isn't a casino yet.

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Laura @aun-tweedie.bsky.social · 26/05/2026

It is truly beyond embarrassing. It makes me equal parts angry as hell and sad beyond definition that such a complete and total desecration of what our country once stood for is now complete, both figuratively and literally. 😡😢

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Skrappi🇺🇸🇺🇦🇨🇦🇪🇸 @skrappi.bsky.social · 26/05/2026

I want one idiot, just one with a brain cell to explain this. As tRump has had these "so-called assassination attempts" let's call it what it is. How are they going to secure this event. Put a damn dome over that too! and who's paying for this thing. Everything is for show and profit.

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sirjamesb.bsky.social @sirjamesb.bsky.social · 26/05/2026

Fantastic use of money that hasn't been earned.

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chatsubo657.bsky.social @chatsubo657.bsky.social · 26/05/2026

Do you have to bring your own meth, or will the bouncers be selling it?

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❤️KathiInCali☀️ @kathiincali.bsky.social · 26/05/2026

I was thinking he’d probably like to charge ppl, but I think he’ll actually have to end up paying ppl. Maybe all those white supremacist, J6 felons, rapists, and pedophiles.🤷‍♀️

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Alexander Hay @alexanderhay.myatproto.social · 26/05/2026

MMA's final descent into sleaze and thuggery shouldn't shock, but it does. Its main purpose is to make boxing and Sumo's scandals look relatively parochial.

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