Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 26/05/2026hard to find a way to make "UFC event on the White House lawn" more embarrassing but "it's a birthday party for the President" somehow does itCharlie Warzel@cwarzel.bsky.socialwake up babe the white house is a six flags 601506278
Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 29/05/2026Update it got even more embarrassingThe Washington Post@washingtonpost.comBreaking news: The Pentagon is moving to recruit hundreds of troops to appear as spectators at President Trump’s UFC cage-fighting event on the White House lawn, and requiring those who attend to pay their own way and meet height and weight requirements.washingtonpost.comPentagon recruiting troops to watch White House UFC fights, memos showInternal messages reviewed by The Post stipulate that military personnel must pay their own ways and meet strict physical requirements to be eligible. 714713
beans @brrrrrunette.bsky.social · 29/05/2026it’s more funny because they planned this forgetting that all the attendees will need to be screened, now they’re pivoting to troops so they don’t have to really look into who’s going 010
Whiskey Friday Enjoyer @slomustang68.bsky.social · 29/05/2026I, a troop, want to pay to watch this but I’m too fat and too tall 000
gregpat87.bsky.social @gregpat87.bsky.social · 29/05/2026Let me guess, must be 6'3" blonde and blue eyed. 000
Grumbholdt @grumdholt.bsky.social · 29/05/2026He really thought he could get important people to celebrate his birthday by inviting them to a sporting event and everyone still turned him down. 010
stan84.bsky.social @stan84.bsky.social · 29/05/2026What about the Gnats? Who would have thought bugs would be an issue in DC during the summers? 000
Danforth @danforth.bsky.social · 29/05/2026static.klipy.comChip Chipmccapp Plays Keyboard for Freedom SongALT: Chip Chipmccapp Plays Keyboard for Freedom Song 000