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Disney Prime Video + ᵖᵃʳᵒᵈʸ @disneyprimevideo.bsky.social · 27/11/2025

The Thanksgiving classic, now streaming.

John Candy introduces Steve Martin to Cannibal Holocaust

What's wrong? It's good

"I dont have plans this year either. Let's get drunk and Watch Cannibal Holocaust"

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Marc Sparks @msparks.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

"You're making things shitty. Yeah you, this is personal" is one of the funnier things I've ever heard at a protest.

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Frank Conniff @frankconniff.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

I love Gilmore Girls for many reasons, but one new reason that was just added is that it has more and better action sequences than Lanterns.

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Marc Sparks @msparks.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Who did this? I want to send you $5.

A photo of Senator Britt realizing what a tool Schmidt is. The caption says "When you realize the Chevy Bel Air wasn't offered with a 327 engine and a for barrel carburetor until 1964".

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Tim Carmody @tcarmody.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

This is the funniest thing I've seen today, possibly ever

A tweet by SarahStarberry that says "oh god read the vertical axis" on top of a chart measuring AI models' release dates and model numbers rather than any real capabilities

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Marc Sparks @msparks.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

I'm at the optometrist right before closing, and I THINK IT'S SOMEBODY'S BIRTHDAY!

An eye doctor office showroom. Just past the glasses on the wall is a door left open. Gold balloons inside appear to spell out "Taco Bout A Party!"

You can't see all the letters. I like to think there's an exclamation point, and I think there's a good chance I'm right

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Marc Sparks @msparks.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

GOP just straight up doxxing local congressional candidates on TV commercials now. (Redactions are mine)

A screenshot from an attack ad of a state congressional candidate. A traffic ticket is shown, and his personal address, phone, DOB, vehicle info, etc were shown in full, but are marked out in red here

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Marc Sparks @msparks.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

OMG, I FINALLY HEARD 'CHOOSING TEXAS' IN THE WILD. This feels like that Whammageddon game except the social discourse was split between "too easy" and "too hard".

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Marc Sparks @msparks.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

The one immutable law of time travel is that women get funny retro wigs in the future and men do not.

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Marc Sparks @msparks.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Weak-ass "present" voting coward.

Greg Stanton voted present on impeachment.

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Marc Sparks @msparks.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

Seeing footage of McConnell immediately after seeing an episode of Love Boat where a hyper realistic Issac robot steals a horse...

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Marc Sparks @msparks.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

It's the nine year anniversary of the funniest thing ever found in a Teams folder.

Screenshot of a Windows folder with a number of business files, and a text file that reads "Jonathan's Secret Recipe".

"1. Heinz Ketchup
2. Wendy's Fries

Directions
Mix ketchup with fries, eat"

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Marc Sparks @msparks.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

I have listened to this Carol Burnett Show clip 10 times in a row and I know it can't possibly say what it sounds like. Right?

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Marc Sparks @msparks.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

I am not normally a fan of retroactive censorship, but I'm actually pretty excited that it appears that Dave Thomas's Asian characters have been scrubbed from SCTV on Netflix. They have always been extremely hard to watch. You do lose John Candy in a Godzilla suit, though. (I have the DVDs).

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Marc Sparks @msparks.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

All this desperate rebranding is embarrassing.

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Marc Sparks @msparks.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

I supposedly live in a liberal bubble, and yet the only thing I know about this guy is that people in a conservative bubble are terrified of him. I've never heard him speak or read anything he wrote. Obviously I could look it up, but the point is he is clearly not as influential as they think.

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Marc Sparks @msparks.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

At no point did I know what the next sentence would be.

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Amadi Lovelace @amaditalks.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

Us: An 80-something who was on TV. Death: Shelley Fabares. Us: No... one with lots of business interests. Death: Dolly Parton! Us: No!!! One who was in Home Alone 2! Death: Tim Curry! Us: NO! The leader of a country who's linked to the Epstein scandal! Death: Oh! King Harald of Norway! Us:

A black and white cartoon with two panels. In the first a man looks very frustrated with his arms crossed and a frown. In the second he throws his arms in the air and says "I guess"

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Marc Sparks @msparks.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

Dave Coulier calling Olivia Rodrigo's ex to get his therapist's contact info.

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Marc Sparks @msparks.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

This isn't the movie moment I reference the most, but it's the one I'm most pleased with myself when I get a chance to.

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Marc Sparks @msparks.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

These things always happen in 3s.

Google News screenshot showing stories about Dolly PArton and Tim Curry passing away, followed by one about Leah Remini appearing on Real Housewives.

See, it's a different kind of celebrity death.

Get it?

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Marc Sparks @msparks.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

The wrong octogenarian died.

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Garrett M. Graff @vermontgmg.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

One way you know Dolly Parton lived life the right way: I don’t think anyone’s going to get fired for accurately quoting Dolly Parton today.

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Marc Sparks @msparks.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

Let me get this straight... the same Nazi J6er who almost got killed by a crowd in Minneapolis last winter and got rescued by a trans woman... He went back today and got his ass beat by Spider-Man? youtu.be/FveR051pevs?...

youtu.be

Minneapolis Spider-Man vs Jake lang #spiderman #minneapolis #news

YouTube video by Striker 2964

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Marc Sparks @msparks.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

I'm sure AI is being used to make perfectly competent, but boring videos, but I'm only interested in the ones where the system completely falls apart. Same reason I've never seen a Mission Impossible movie, but I proudly own a DVD of Dancing Ninja with David Hasselhoff.

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Marc Sparks @msparks.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

Funny: Turning Point buying ad time to "check your voter status" after presumably spending millions trying to purge voter rolls. Funnier: Buying the ad time on the back to back Will & Grace channel.

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Marc Sparks @msparks.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

Saw this pop up on YouTube and figured it was some AI generating every combination of song and artist. But it was posted 6 years ago and it's literally just the original Bleached recording in it's entirity except for a slightly abrupt fade out at the very end.

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Marc Sparks @msparks.bsky.social · 16/08/2026

I haven't witnessed it myself yet, but I have to assume there's a subsection of the Internet that's horny for Rotta the Hut?

static.klipy.com

Rotta The Hutt Jeremy Allen White

Alt: Rotta The Hutt Jeremy Allen White

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Dahlia Adler 📚 @missdahlelama.dahliaadler.com · 14/08/2026

The one nice thing about him being the richest man in the world is it really shows you how many things money indisputably cannot buy.

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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 09/08/2026

if they're drinking nounwine it's fantasy. if they're snorting a verb it's sci fi

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Marc Sparks @msparks.bsky.social · 07/08/2026

Yes. More little cracks every day.

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Marc Sparks @msparks.bsky.social · 05/08/2026

"Generate a flyer for this week's meatloaf special, but make ALL the food disturbingly bumpy."

Obviously AI flyer for meatloaf, but everything has way too many bumps, including "creamy" mashed potatoes and some kind of weird biscuit/roll thing.

Close up of weirdly bumpy mashed potatoes, some weird bread product, and about 17,653 mushrooms completely hiding a slice of meatloaf.

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Marc Sparks @msparks.bsky.social · 05/08/2026

This guy is the Jesse Plemons of Alan Rickmans.

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Marc Sparks @msparks.bsky.social · 04/08/2026

Obviously the digital music era has been hell on artists, but it also allowed a half million bitter divorced folks to have some 99 cent catharsis and make an incredibly improbable thing happen.

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Marc Sparks @msparks.bsky.social · 30/07/2026

Sam Altman: The singularity is here. Me, searching for a quote from a book:

A screenshot of a Google search for the literary quote "... put in my mouth a piece ham..." The AI result explains that it can not feed me real food, and then suggests a ham recipe.

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Marc Sparks @msparks.bsky.social · 29/07/2026

Let's see what the ol Bookface is putting in my ad feed these days...

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Marc Sparks @msparks.bsky.social · 27/07/2026

What's the saddest thing you've ever seen in the Trader Joe's parking lot?

A whole cherry pie smashed on the ground in the Trader Joe's parking lot. One section of crust is weirdly intact and separated from its delicious filling pile. Weirdly, there's no tin or box.

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s. e. smith @sesmith.lol · 21/07/2026

Hey @erinbiba.bsky.social please enjoy this storytelling masterclass, this emotional voyage, this impeccable sense of pacing and timing

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Marc Sparks @msparks.bsky.social · 21/07/2026

We've reached the point where a guy who is endorsed by Turning Point is running on an anti-data center platform. (whether it's genuine is unclear.)

A flyer for a conservative mayoral candidate touting "no data centers in our neighborhoods". It looks like a comic book.

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Naomi Kritzer @naomikritzer.bsky.social · 20/07/2026

I need a meme where Satan is checking his tracking info for Mitch McConnell's soul and it says "label created."

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Marc Sparks @msparks.bsky.social · 18/07/2026

Between Dave Kendal passing and Lollapalooza turning 35, it's been a sobering week for us gen-ex-hipsters.

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Marc Sparks @msparks.bsky.social · 14/07/2026

Spoiler alert: It's the explosiveness.

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Gwen C. Katz @gwenckatz.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

We're gonna find out that an hour ago someone placed a $100,000 Polymarket bet that Mitch McConnell would outlive Lindsey Graham

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Marc Sparks @msparks.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

Graham was the worst kind of MAGA because he didn't even believe it, it was just convenient. Before that, his image was "John McCain, but ineffectual." Is the window too wide for rule of threes?

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blaine @jblainefoster.bsky.social · 09/07/2026

need you all to see this deeply indescribable cooking video

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