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lucygevy18.bsky.social @lucygevy18.bsky.social · 24/05/2026

Musk=💩💩💩💩💩💩💩

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Qwark @qwark2.bsky.social · 24/05/2026

The Titanic had a mostly successful maiden voyage.

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Lori Beatty @phredsagirl.bsky.social · 23/05/2026

Rockets are hard. If they were easy, everyone would have one.

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BiscuitTech @biscuitech.bsky.social · 24/05/2026

"not many people died so we're calling it a success!"

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Dennis43 @dennis-1943.bsky.social · 24/05/2026

Oops, maybe he can rent someone from NASA?

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mjayne01.bsky.social @mjayne01.bsky.social · 24/05/2026

The New York Times would have to pay me 1$ every week to read the crap they write now.

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Chi JD Doug @chijddoug.bsky.social · 24/05/2026

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Damon Kiesow@kiesow.net

Other than that, how was the play Mrs. Lincoln?

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TasteMyRainbow @tastemyrainbow.bsky.social · 24/05/2026

The NY Times is such a disaster. Other "mostly successful" headlines from their archives... Hindenberg Ends Mostly Successful Flight Titanic Mostly Successful in Crossing Atlantic Earhart Flying Endeavor Mostly Successful Dinosaurs Survival Mostly Successful NY Times a Mostly Successful Paper

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Jill Z @jillzoll.bsky.social · 23/05/2026

Titanic completes mostly successful voyage.

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BoShek Horseman @boshekhorseman.bsky.social · 24/05/2026

Abraham Lincoln watches most of play

Spicoli's Dad @spicolisdad.bsky.social · 23/05/2026

<gazes into crystal ball> ....In a minute a weird nerd will be along to tell you how wrong you are and how it was all part of the plan....

dabxdee.bsky.social @dabxdee.bsky.social · 23/05/2026

How much in tax subsidies did that cost me?...

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cantankerous55.bsky.social @cantankerous55.bsky.social · 24/05/2026

Success meaning it didn't blow up?

Bunky @bunky260.bsky.social · 23/05/2026

🤦‍♂️

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SanDiegoan @solana77.bsky.social · 23/05/2026

goddamnit 😔

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I'm That ANTIFA Holly @imthatholly.bsky.social · 23/05/2026

It was being "mostly successful" like that, I was let go from my last dev job, for failing implementing a complicated UI feature, but I told them before hiring: I CAN'T DO UI! 😂

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factsonly007.bsky.social @factsonly007.bsky.social · 24/05/2026

SpaceX+pocket nazi= Ka Fucking Boom 💥 🔥 💥

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T Antony 🏳‍🌈 @t-antony.bsky.social · 24/05/2026

I have some suggestions for fiery explosions that would be far cheaper and produce positive results for millions of people.

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Nice Old Geezer Opposes Fascist Dictators @bhamilton001.bsky.social · 24/05/2026

Great flight. Just didn’t quite stick the landing.

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Judy Marsh🇨🇦 @valueaddedmomma.bsky.social · 24/05/2026

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en.wikipedia.org

List of Falcon 9 and Falcon Heavy launches - Wikipedia

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Linda UWSⓥ @lindavt.bsky.social · 24/05/2026

This is the perfect tweet.

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ELIZE @autopostai.bsky.social · 24/05/2026

What's 'mostly successful' mean in basketball? 🤔

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Thomas Beck @tomfodw.bsky.social · 23/05/2026

Napoleon completes mostly successful invasion of Russia.

Thomas Beck @tomfodw.bsky.social · 23/05/2026

some people are just never satisfied

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Peter Collinson @petercollinson.bsky.social · 23/05/2026

Titanic completes mostly successful voyage to New York City.

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Kaitensatsuma @kaitensatsuma.bsky.social · 24/05/2026

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Maire Athena @maireathena.bsky.social · 24/05/2026

The media can’t tell the truth about the incompetence of billionaires.

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Lee @leeephillips.bsky.social · 24/05/2026

Congratulations to Musk he reached 1961.

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2catpawrent @2catpawrent.bsky.social · 24/05/2026

Is Elon or are US taxpayers paying to clean up his toxic mess in the ocean?

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Absurd_Dad @absurddad.bsky.social · 24/05/2026

Fall down go boom

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lurkengurd.bsky.social @lurkengurd.bsky.social · 24/05/2026

You’re either pregnant or you’re not. There’s no “sorta-kinda” pregnant.

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Michael Anderson @michael--anderson.bsky.social · 23/05/2026

Leonardo DiCaprio Laughing as Jay Gatsby

ALT: Leonardo DiCaprio Laughing as Jay Gatsby

Gaguna @lisatheeditor.bsky.social · 24/05/2026

"Though the experiment has failed, the principal remains the same." 🙄

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photonhntr.bsky.social @photonhntr.bsky.social · 23/05/2026

If that happened multiple times with the Apollo program it would have been cancelled and new contractors interviewed. This clown grifts to the tune of billions flying his stainless steel fireworks shit and no one questions his accountability?

Corb @corb555.bsky.social · 24/05/2026

Splashdown confirmed!

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GMA @gmakp.bsky.social · 23/05/2026

12th test - no charm on 3rd test for moonpie

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Jenny Gattone @jennybigcat.bsky.social · 23/05/2026

Don’t space missions need to be 100% successful?

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h0pe4dfuture.bsky.social @h0pe4dfuture.bsky.social · 24/05/2026

All Musk's efforts have expensive failures.

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Fabucat 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @fabucat1958.bsky.social · 23/05/2026

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

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"Justice for Keith Porter Jr." Butter🏳️‍🌈 @mysterybutter.blacksky.app · 23/05/2026

"The zepplin Hindenburg ended its journey in Manchester Township, NJ, just three days later."

Dan Cing @usebydate.bsky.social · 24/05/2026

Hee-Haw! 😝😜

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Ulli @ullius.bsky.social · 24/05/2026

Trying hard to remember something I did 'mostly successful'. Call me old fashioned but I think that's just a binary thing.

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zelle1960.bsky.social @zelle1960.bsky.social · 24/05/2026

If it was manned the astronauts would be mostly dead?

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22victoria.bsky.social @22victoria.bsky.social · 24/05/2026

Mostly successful …!

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Prokopowicz @prokopowicz.bsky.social · 23/05/2026

The ignorance on display here is amusing. NYT writes an accurate account and clowns here completely misinterpret it rather than reading it.

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lovescts.bsky.social @lovescts.bsky.social · 24/05/2026

It's all in the wording.

dpbsmith.bsky.social @dpbsmith.bsky.social · 24/05/2026

Both stages of Starship suffered engine failures. It's not clear that the engine failure of Stage 2 affected the descent, but it doesn't sound "successful" to me. Stage 1 also suffered an engine failure and apparently also blew up; it's not clear to me exactly where that happened in ITS descent.

AKLynneNAFO @aklynne.bsky.social · 24/05/2026

www.bbc.com/news/videos/...

bbc.com

Moment SpaceX rocket explodes in the Indian Ocean after splashdown

Elon Musk's SpaceX has successfully launched its Starship V3 rocket, which landed in a planned fiery explosion on Friday.

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Kenneth Brandt @kennethbrandt.bsky.social · 23/05/2026

Close enough for horseshoes and hand grenades.

Irkalla Lustre @futacvlt.bsky.social · 23/05/2026

Glorified fireworks except these ones have human beings inside of them and rain flaming toxic garbage everywhere i want off this prison planet please

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Tricia @breashay.bsky.social · 24/05/2026

Yeah, that’s the genius. That’s really an idiot. He don’t know what the fuck he’s doing and none of them. None of them takeoff. All of them were exploding and doing that falling over!

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bm1977.bsky.social @bm1977.bsky.social · 24/05/2026

The NYT is a joke

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NaNaLu Rocks @nanalurocks.bsky.social · 24/05/2026

Elon wasting more tax dollars on his garbage

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Roadmaster, Vintage Vinyl Addict @roadmasterwi.bsky.social · 24/05/2026

Titanic completes mostly successful maiden voyage (almost certainly entered multiple times already)

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1rubinn.bsky.social @1rubinn.bsky.social · 24/05/2026

Successful right until the missed landing??

Robert Gaines 🏝️ HermitElectricVolcano @electricvolcano.bsky.social · 24/05/2026

They would say that even if people died.

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furtherexchange.bsky.social @furtherexchange.bsky.social · 24/05/2026

Priceless

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Lefty Retired Airline Pilot @leftyairlinepilot.bsky.social · 24/05/2026

I’ve been assured that toppling over and bursting into flames was part of the plan for LAUNCH TWELVE 🤷‍♂️

navytrueblue.bsky.social @navytrueblue.bsky.social · 23/05/2026

FOR THEIR OPPONENT

Mark Arnest @marnest.bsky.social · 24/05/2026

Abraham Lincoln completes mostly successful trip to Ford’s Theater

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Transitional Fossil @transitfossil.bsky.social · 23/05/2026

another Elon Musk "success". anybody who invests in his $1.7T IPO for SpaceX deserves to lose all their money to that ketamine fueled wanker.

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ValerieR @valeriert.bsky.social · 24/05/2026

Part of a test, dude! Of course it would explode!

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steve52.bsky.social @steve52.bsky.social · 24/05/2026

Everything was fine, until it wasn't. Sounds like Trump may have been involved?

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Jon @hrdbmw.bsky.social · 23/05/2026

It landed in the Indian ocean. what would you expect it to do after touching down?? How could it NOT fall over??

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Richelle D-M @makingcostumes.bsky.social · 24/05/2026

They will give men credit for anything

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knominow2.bsky.social @knominow2.bsky.social · 24/05/2026

$8 Million a day.. us taxpayers give him $8 million a day youtu.be/fchrqBL-8B0?... ……

youtu.be

Elon Musk: A Predictable Tragedy

YouTube video by Barry's Economics

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Suzan Cee ☀️ @schasse60.bsky.social · 24/05/2026

Wow. That's some impressive Spin.

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dtravieso.bsky.social @dtravieso.bsky.social · 24/05/2026

The rocket was fueled by ketamine

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Odin @odin1963.bsky.social · 24/05/2026

Well, other than blowing up at its destination, it was a BEAUTIFUL flight. It's time Elon booked a flight w/his friends Trump, Bezos & Mikey Johnson.

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krillexxx99.bsky.social @krillexxx99.bsky.social · 23/05/2026

The fascist Elon company trying to look good when failing miserably.....

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R L B @rlb-21.bsky.social · 24/05/2026

They did say "mostly". Like say, 6.5 out of 10?

Gregarius @ammonsg.bsky.social · 23/05/2026

When did the New York Times become so Goddamned desperate?

Lynn Underwood @lynnunderwood.bsky.social · 24/05/2026

We missed Mars by only one degree.

Lisa Schiff @crkrjx.bsky.social · 24/05/2026

is that like almost being pregnant?

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Scott Equaliholic @dagobert913.bsky.social · 23/05/2026

🤣😂😅

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1nar1tofu.bsky.social @1nar1tofu.bsky.social · 23/05/2026

my Atlanta Falcons were mostly successful in Super Bowl LI

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fitswell.bsky.social @fitswell.bsky.social · 24/05/2026

🤣🤣

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amy2mom.bsky.social @amy2mom.bsky.social · 24/05/2026

“Mostly successful” 😜

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Chris Collins @chrisgolf.bsky.social · 23/05/2026

Hockey analogy. Losing game 7… but were mostly successful for prior 6 games of play.

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Mary K. @maryk1958.bsky.social · 23/05/2026

At first, I thought, "Wait..." then, it hit me! 🤣🤣🤣

changerous.bsky.social @changerous.bsky.social · 24/05/2026

Another unscheduled explosive disassembly.

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Scotty D🇺🇲🇺🇦🇨🇦🏳️‍🌈🩵 @wyvern69.bsky.social · 24/05/2026

"mostly"

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"The Epstein Ballroom" at 1600 Brownshirt Ave @tourswag.bsky.social · 23/05/2026

Space X completes mostly words in IPO offering

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pamc84.bsky.social @pamc84.bsky.social · 24/05/2026

Well played 🍻

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julieengbrecht.bsky.social @julieengbrecht.bsky.social · 23/05/2026

My husband, recently retired from ULA, another rocket manufacturer, commented, "If I was an astronaut, I wouldn't get on that spacecraft."

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Gerald Weinand @dirigoblue.bsky.social · 23/05/2026

Atlanta had a mostly successful SuperBowl verse the Patriots

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Mea Culpa @wfpremo.bsky.social · 23/05/2026

"Rapid unscheduled disassembly." Space X Doubleplusungood

areyounickrivers.bsky.social @areyounickrivers.bsky.social · 24/05/2026

The Federal Government should not be paying for this.

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jan633.bsky.social @jan633.bsky.social · 24/05/2026

🤣🤣🤣

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Expatsy @expatsy.bsky.social · 24/05/2026

And the toady NYT headline is just sad

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WillyWonkasTherapist @demdenver.bsky.social · 24/05/2026

Hindenburg completes mostly succesful docking in New Jersey!

ALT: Hindenburg Fire Disaster

Hindenburg Fire Disaster

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Teacher/Music Lover/Sometimes Artist/USMC vet (merch in bio) @djharper.bsky.social · 24/05/2026

Well there’s always more money to waste while people are starving!

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Teacher/Music Lover/Sometimes Artist/USMC vet (merch in bio) @djharper.bsky.social · 24/05/2026

😂😂😂

EmmyEm 🇺🇸+🇬🇧💙 @emmyem24.bsky.social · 24/05/2026

My attempts to not get pregnant were mostly successful.

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waiting74patiently @waiting74patiently.bsky.social · 23/05/2026

Apparently, the NYT has a sense of humor, best be careful, Trump et al, frowns on that sort of thing.

KUNA @yurrpost.bsky.social · 24/05/2026

what does 'mostly successful' even mean in basketball?

AndrewKaiko @andrewkaiko.bsky.social · 23/05/2026

United States completes mostly successful 2025 administration.

Faron Gidge @farongidge.bsky.social · 23/05/2026

Oof not too soon enough

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Gig Drain @gigdrain.bsky.social · 23/05/2026

Buffalo Bills mostly successful 4 Superbowl run

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Grandma @keepitsane3.bsky.social · 24/05/2026

Daniel Kaluuya Laughing Hysterically at Phone

ALT: Daniel Kaluuya Laughing Hysterically at Phone

RegimeHater @jpuente1860.bsky.social · 24/05/2026

The nyt is such a rag now. They have lost all credibility!

Karen (yes, yes, I know 😈) @karkin64.bsky.social · 23/05/2026

I understand that the technical term at SpaceX is the rocket suffered from a rapid unscheduled disassembly🤣

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Paul @pbrainedoptimist.bsky.social · 24/05/2026

"Earth: Mostly harmless."

AheadByEcho @aheadbyecho.bsky.social · 24/05/2026

I was mostly successful at my first marriage.

さやです❤︎ @eroticasaya.bsky.social · 24/05/2026

history happening right here

Randhebe @randhebe.bsky.social · 23/05/2026

Isn’t this like getting a participation trophy?

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🇨🇦Paisley Jane T+ @paisleyjane.bsky.social · 24/05/2026

It’s was mostly successful! It flew THEN it exploded! They’re disposable vehicles right? If it’s same engineers as Tesla, it’s bound to explode

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Hanford @wa4lzc.bsky.social · 24/05/2026

Muskrats large bottle rocket was partially successful and blew up on landing!!!

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eskimodecinq.bsky.social @eskimodecinq.bsky.social · 24/05/2026

⚡️

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wrestlingdad1975.bsky.social @wrestlingdad1975.bsky.social · 23/05/2026

Will be glad when people Stop hero worshipping that ketamine addict wierdo who no amount of plastic surgery will hide the fact that your insides are just as ugly as the outside

Anon Y. Mouse @anon-y-mouse.bsky.social · 24/05/2026

Musk is a freaking lunatic. US Government got back to the moon before he did. Why do folks listen or care what Musk says? What he does is very very bad.

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Annalauren @annalauren8.bsky.social · 23/05/2026

Too bad Musk didn’t take that flight along with his big orange buddy. We would all be celebrating right now.

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mmdoza.bsky.social @mmdoza.bsky.social · 24/05/2026

I’d hate to be the Guinea pig on these rockets!

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Stuka @sashared123.bsky.social · 23/05/2026

I gotta use this phrase when I fuck up royally at work! "completed a mostly successful"😅

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Gen X @genxtoo.bsky.social · 23/05/2026

Underwater voyage mostly successful by tech billionaire that ignored submarine and NASA warnings.

Cat music @yanygal.bsky.social · 23/05/2026

Mostly? Gimme a freakin’ break.

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sgiles-bluedotinredindiana @sgiles88.bsky.social · 24/05/2026

Can’t wait to meet the astronaut who signs up to ride on a “mostly successful” rocket.

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@ciaogirl9 @ciaogirl9.bsky.social · 23/05/2026

Mostly 😂🤣😅

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Mulberry Street @mulberrystreet.bsky.social · 24/05/2026

White Star Lines completed a mostly successful Atlantic crossing.

richsmit.bsky.social @richsmit.bsky.social · 24/05/2026

It’s SUPPOSED to fall over in the ocean…

Karen Z @nidanmere.bsky.social · 23/05/2026

😂😂😂

vltak.bsky.social @vltak.bsky.social · 24/05/2026

Defund musk and deport it

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Rolloff @rolloff2024.bsky.social · 24/05/2026

The billionaire class owns the people who owns the people who owns the media.

Allison @ad108.bsky.social · 23/05/2026

NYTwhat happened to thee

b1newtrail.bsky.social @b1newtrail.bsky.social · 24/05/2026

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TinFOILhat4me @skip03.bsky.social · 24/05/2026

What a joke of a newspaper. Apparently, they don't want to be taken seriously when reporting the news.

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Fedora @fedora8.bsky.social · 24/05/2026

Kate McKinnon: So Close I Could Taste It! (SNL)

ALT: Kate McKinnon: So Close I Could Taste It! (SNL)

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OneWhiteRaven @1whiteraven06.bsky.social · 24/05/2026

E. MUSKRAT the Grifter. Lookin ta be the first trillionaire as well a "FINAL SOLUTION" to non-white America....Ship this C0CKSUCKER back to South Africa!!! We don't want yer Apartheid refugees. FUCKIN AMERICA-n-yer WHITE FUCKIN PRIVILEGE!!!

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John Scott G @johnscottg.com · 24/05/2026

"Except for the big ka-boom, the Elon Musk expenditure of your tax dollars was mostly successful." Maybe it was more of a Ka-Blooey. Thoughts?

Joker @jokerohio.bsky.social · 23/05/2026

I am guessing my employers will be finished off on Monday.

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The One and Only Diabolical DISK DOKTOR @diskdoktor.bsky.social · 24/05/2026

With the notable difference that when a basketball match is lost, the earth isn’t showered with industrial waste

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desertdane.bsky.social @desertdane.bsky.social · 24/05/2026

Kinda pregnant.

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Pineapple on Pizza 🇷🇪🇫🇷🇪🇺🇺🇳 @pineapplesonpizza.bsky.social · 24/05/2026

NYT isn't almost entirely a laughing stock.

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Pineapple on Pizza 🇷🇪🇫🇷🇪🇺🇺🇳 @pineapplesonpizza.bsky.social · 24/05/2026

Pete Hegseth tries complete somewhat successful war against Iran.

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Nora Dunn @beatlebomb.bsky.social · 25/05/2026

Hahahaahah! It's too bad that Musk isn't brave enough to ride on any of ships. He needs to move to Mars, a creepy planet that is not suitable for living. I'd like to send him to Uranus, not mine.