Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 20/08/2025It’s nice that the Pop Tart mascots get to go on a little overseas vacation in as part of their brief lives before being ritually killed and eaten on national television during the Pop Tarts BowlSickos Committee@sickoscommittee.orgHere’s the full video from the Pop Tarts Bowl. 1136743
Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 20/08/2025What if the Pop Tarts have such a great time in Ireland that they realize they enjoy living life and no longer yearn to be consumed 71061
#1 Lifelong Houston Cougs Fan Brandi 😾 @itsthebrandi.bsky.social · 20/08/2025The might seek asylum??? 010
Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 20/08/2025surely as the Pop Tart mascot descends into the giant toaster, there is a flicker of horror, of desperate regret, like Anna Karenina briefly trying to pull herself up off the train tracks 3520
Kevin @ckstoopkid.bsky.social · 20/08/2025Both Tarts showing up to this year's bowl with "Eat Him ->" signs 120
Evan @evanschrauben.bsky.social · 20/08/2025I’m scared it’s a Joe Versus the Valcano situation exactly and someone is not being truthful to the pop tarts. 000
Andrew @llcoold3993.bsky.social · 20/08/2025I just realized that the Pop Tarts Bowl is basically the musical Cats. A series of characters in crazy outfits are introduced, all of whom are vying to be the "lucky" one chosen to die. 2435