Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 20/08/2025What if the Pop Tarts have such a great time in Ireland that they realize they enjoy living life and no longer yearn to be consumed 71061
Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 20/08/2025surely as the Pop Tart mascot descends into the giant toaster, there is a flicker of horror, of desperate regret, like Anna Karenina briefly trying to pull herself up off the train tracks 3520
Jeremy Markovich @ncrabbithole.com · 20/08/2025would love to be a fly on the wall as pop tart describes the coming horror of being eaten as a bar of irish spring realizes its death will come slowly due to its vigorous erosion by human flesh 000
