Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 20/08/2025It’s nice that the Pop Tart mascots get to go on a little overseas vacation in as part of their brief lives before being ritually killed and eaten on national television during the Pop Tarts BowlSickos Committee@sickoscommittee.orgHere’s the full video from the Pop Tarts Bowl. 1136743
Janko Raven @jankoraven.bsky.social · 20/08/2025the reason they're going to Ireland is because the act of lowering a sentient pop tart man into a giant toaster to be cooked and then eaten by his friends is kinda similar to what the pagans had going on with the wickerman 010
Josh “Drag Me Straight To” Hill @thatkid.bsky.social · 21/08/2025This is the Pop Tart version of an old dog getting to do everything he likes before he gets “taken to live on a farm” 000
Joel @jandcochran.bsky.social · 20/08/2025Their bodies are given up, so that we, the fans, may live forever in delicious bliss 010
Richard 🇨🇦 @rickyt0ny.bsky.social · 20/08/2025At least they'll be safe in the EU since there it's likely that they're not deemed safe for human consumption 000
Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 20/08/2025What if the Pop Tarts have such a great time in Ireland that they realize they enjoy living life and no longer yearn to be consumed 71061
Bo @peculier.bsky.social · 20/08/2025Thanks to state funding cuts, Iowa State won’t be able to afford a replacement toaster 000
Jason Greer @jasongreer.bsky.social · 20/08/2025That reminds me of the plot of Never Let You Go by English author Kazuo Ishiguro 000
Thomas Edwards @mpeg2tom.bsky.social · 20/08/2025media.tenor.coma man sits at a table with two glasses of green liquid and a bbc logo in the cornerALT: a man sits at a table with two glasses of green liquid and a bbc logo in the corner 000
Just Barely Barning On @hughdelendaest.bsky.social · 20/08/2025At least once a month, I think about your tweet of being fed a pop tart by a larger, anthropomorphic, softly-grunting pop tart 030
Moban @mcmathketball.bsky.social · 20/08/2025Do you think it's the same person or do you think they stick to the spirit of them getting eaten and get a new one? 000