Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 25/11/2024Either someone at Spotrac accidentally put the “salary” into the “contract length” field or Panthers practice squad receiver Dan Chisena has signed a contract that will keep him in Carolina for 200,000 years 2838644
Josh “Drag Me Straight To” Hill @thatkid.bsky.social · 25/11/2024It’s actually a punishment for his sins. 000
Them Dawgs Is Hell Don’t They? @shorterexcerpts.bsky.social · 25/11/2024Any chance his agent is a Scientologist? 010
Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 25/11/2024Huge news for everybody’s favorite football fan, the European Space Agency’s Jupiter Icy Moons Explorer 1782
pcrritesgood.bsky.social @pcrritesgood.bsky.social · 25/11/2024Contract also has a team option for another century after that. 070
Fan of Buff Coach Dan Campbell Team @motowncatscrown.bsky.social · 25/11/2024Eh, there's 75,000 void years, it's really only a 125,000 year contract. 0110
Arthur From Pittsburgh @pittpost.bsky.social · 25/11/2024Wow David Tepper sure is willing to think outside the box when it comes to his football team 020
azmd @azmd.bsky.social · 25/11/2024everyone laughs at Tepper but this shows he’s light years ahead 000
Jurphenstein's Monster @jurph.bsky.social · 26/11/2024"I've invented new epicyclic games, waited decades for a team to win the Super Bowl at the peak of 3 consecutive cycles of run-heavy/pass-happy/defense-first. I've survived 4 eras of AI referees before they were able to breed a genetically engineered field to make the calls. Please let me die!" 000
Joe Thoma IV @joe-thoma-iv.bsky.social · 25/11/2024Gotta minimize that cap hit somehow. They're just a series of 1 year contracts anyway. 000
LurkyMcLurk @lurkymclurk.bsky.social · 25/11/2024Damn I always figured that franchise were Scientologists and now we have confirmation 000
ericdkennedy @ericdkennedy.bsky.social · 25/11/2024Very clever contract structure, with the final 224,999 years being voidable 000
codyjohnson1380.bsky.social @codyjohnson1380.bsky.social · 25/11/2024Talk about dead cap, am I right? 000
J. Peasemold Gruntfuttock @alids74.bsky.social · 25/11/2024Genius. Spreading the cap hit over multiple years is one thing, but that is taking it to the max. 050
dawgsports.bsky.social @dawgsports.bsky.social · 25/11/2024When Dan finally makes the travel roster for the Jets game:media.tenor.coma statue of liberty sits on a sandy beachALT: a statue of liberty sits on a sandy beach 000
