alexis simpson is confused by display name changes @amutepiggy.bsky.social · 07/07/2025so you're telling me "bricked up" means "has an erection." so you're telling me Fortunato wasn't buried in those catacombs, he just saw the cask of amontillado and got a huge boner 24568106
SAGACIOUSBLONDE @guardiangr.bsky.social · 07/07/2025can’t believe people don’t use conditioner on their eyebrows. On a related note, you know that hand lotion is also bone softener if you don’t believe me rub it on a Boner for 15 to 20 minutes and see how soft it gets. 010
I’m trying, okay @cooldan.bsky.social · 07/07/2025Wait it doesn’t mean “gotta take a huge poo”???!! 390
clam boat to the underworld @clambot.bsky.social · 07/07/2025"is someone immured in your pants or are you just happy to see me" 081
RodianRomanovichWasRight @rodyawasright.bsky.social · 08/07/2025Flirting with emos: "ugh... your eyeliner is, like, so bleak" Flirting with real goths: "Are you Montresor, 'cause you invited me for wine and now you got me totally bricked up" 010
The Magnificent Skinbag @magnificentskinbag.bsky.social · 07/07/2025this idea is a lot more exciting imo 010
Marcus @marcuss1day.bsky.social · 07/07/2025This changes everything. Need to revisit Poe to see what else I've wildly misunderstood... 130
Steve Puma @stevepuma.bsky.social · 07/07/2025Understandable. But, I'm pretty sure he never actually saw the cask... 010
Catgirl Layla @pancake-addict.bsky.social · 07/07/2025WhenI first read the phrase "bricked up" I assumed it meant constipated. 010
planitariumvisitor.bsky.social @planitariumvisitor.bsky.social · 07/07/2025I thought he was constipated 020
Jack Phantom @jackphantom.bsky.social · 07/07/2025I thought it meant "heavily constipated". Boy, did I confuse some Gen Alphas by saying that never happens to me because I eat right. 040
lydelle BLEAAAH!ster @babyshoes4cash.com · 07/07/2025"for the love of god, montresor!" "yes," i said, "huagluaglabluaghulaghualahagh" 0131
